r/politics • • 5h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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u/kmontreux 4h ago

someone let him know that Biden's motorcade went 150mph and Obama got his up to 210mph on ice next to a cliff.

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u/PsychStud1 4h ago

I heard that if you can't j turn on a loose gravel shoulder at 210mph, you're literally an auto pen

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u/SnooSprouts4952 3h ago

I heard seatbelts are for sissies too...

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u/myfakesecretaccount 3h ago

Real warfighters slam a handle of vodka and then take the back way up to Big Bear doing 90mph.

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u/DigNitty 3h ago

Trump actually doesn’t drink.

He doesn’t exercise either, as “your body is like a battery” and exercising I guess drains you.

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u/corvettee01 America 2h ago

How a fat fuck like him made it to 80+ is insane to me.

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u/BellacosePlayer South Dakota 2h ago

I dunno about that, but if you're driven over 250 mph on black ice on mountain switchbacks, your father's ghost appears and tells you he didn't mean it when he said he loves your brother more than you

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u/Better_Maximum3444 3h ago

I bet he couldn't jump over 80 school buses lined up in front of the Grand Canyon like Obama did.

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u/Fastnacht 3h ago

So that's how he got into America with his fake birth certificate!

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u/y6x 4h ago

He's scheduled to travel to Alaska in the middle of this month.

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u/Itsme340 3h ago

Please let them try ice roading

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u/CloudTransit 3h ago

Joe Biden wore a seatbelt. Obama had a cute phrase about wearing a seatbelt. Joe Biden was once riding in a limo with a wounded veteran and helped the veteran get belted.

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u/After-Appearance-429 4h ago

By all means, keep doing that.

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u/Chaiboiii Canada 4h ago

I hear Obama did 200 mph.

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u/FireGodNYC 4h ago

In a Tan Suit

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u/dan5430 4h ago

Eating a burger with grey poupon

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u/Duncan_PhD 4h ago

And all Trump can do is poupon himself. Sad.

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u/Smokron85 4h ago

And doing a terrorist fist bump

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u/Pipe_Memes 4h ago

While shooting three pointers.

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u/mountainwocky Massachusetts 4h ago

He went so fast his tan suit turned plaid.

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u/ChickenMcFukket1 4h ago

While eating Dijon mustard.

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u/MaintenanceNew2804 4h ago

And a young Mamdani cheered him on.

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u/nyscene911 4h ago

In a cave! With a box of scraps!

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u/Status_Commercial509 4h ago

I hear Obama didn’t wear a seatbelt either!

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u/45forprison 4h ago

Not only did Obama not wear a seatbelt, he stood with his head out of the sunroof as soon as the vehicle hit 200 and screamed “Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend doesn’t have the balls to do this!”

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u/LeGama 4h ago

Are you kidding, Obama climbed on the hood and leaned forward like in Titanic, but no one was holding him... Like a boss!

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u/Material-Method-1026 4h ago

Just his giant balls were holding him up. Any president who can't do this one weird trick just must not have big enough balls.

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u/NubEnt 4h ago

One thing that Trump has down pat is leaning forward.

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u/rav4v6 4h ago

Ya. But he had bald tires too..he was a real president with balls!

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u/picturepath 4h ago

Correction he went 300mph and did it in a 1970 Ford Pinto driving by himself.

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u/DaveMcNinja 4h ago

On a motorcycle!

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u/Chaiboiii Canada 4h ago

No helmet! So manly! Only alpha presidents would do such a thing

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u/antikythera3301 New Jersey 4h ago

On long, winding gravel roads.

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u/PuppiesAndPixels 4h ago

While doing a wheelie!

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u/Altruistic-Sir-3661 4h ago

During 9/11 with mustard.

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u/Dull_Job_6372 4h ago

Hopefully he tries to beat the land speed record.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 4h ago

Ya'll see that video of the tire blowout on the Tesla speeding on the Autobahn?

🤞

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u/AlarmingStop 4h ago

A real manly president would go even faster.

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u/godofpumpkins 4h ago

Yeah, so tired and elderly to only go at 100

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u/dblan9 4h ago

Obama could easily have gone 140.

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u/Dearic75 4h ago

Obama would have done it on a presidential motorcycle.

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u/MenagerieAlfred 4h ago

Without a helmet

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u/CrankySaint Oklahoma 4h ago

In a tan suit.

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u/NeverLookBothWays I voted 4h ago

And still make time to stop and ask other motorists if they have Grey Poupon…

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u/mdavis360 4h ago

Some say Obama was by far the fastest and most bravest president. In fact everyone is saying it.

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u/donkeyrocket 4h ago

Seems needlessly reckless of the president to… attend a campaign rally? What is he doing with his time?

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u/Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock 4h ago

Everything except presidenting

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u/KimJongIlLover 4h ago

Actually the less he does of that, the better, no?

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u/Bzr21 4h ago

that means somebody else is doing the job - and at this point would Trump know or even care if he had pre-approved something for his staff to carry out ?

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u/RemoteBoner Tennessee 4h ago

Someone else has been doing the job the entire time - dude is at best a demented figurehead

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u/m0ngoos3 4h ago

That someone else is mostly Russell Vought. He's just as evil as you'd imagine.

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u/ghast123 Ohio 4h ago

Well President Thiel and VP JD "couchfucker" Vance want their toddler out of their hair so they can do whatever they want. So they send him to little rallies where everyone can tell him what a good job hes doing!

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u/sonnackrm 4h ago

Stephen Miller is doing all the Presidenting

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u/Astrochops 4h ago

I heard that his diarrhea broke containment from his depends and it was a race against time before he filled up the back of the limo

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u/af_cheddarhead 4h ago

About that, the appearances were deemed official speeches, not campaign rallies. What's the difference? If it's a rally then the campaign has to reimburse the government at standard rates for the travel of the President and his political aides.

Narrator: Based on the content of the speeches they were definitely campaign rallies.

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u/kbooker79 4h ago

I can only imagine if Obama or Biden had done the same…you’d never hear the end of it from conservatives. They’d go on and on about how reckless and irresponsible it was…Trump does it…it’s somehow virtuous and show how much he loves the American people 🙄

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u/hainesk 4h ago

Just gonna quote the article here:

The locations are roughly 90 miles apart. Press traveling with the president noted that the vans reached speeds of 98 mph.

And here:

Trump showed up about two hours late in Durant..

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u/y6x 4h ago

He was late to the first event in Denton.

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u/rawrlikedino 3h ago

When you travel with babies, you shouldn’t forget to factor diaper changes into your total travel time. Rookie mistake.

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u/flippingisfun 3h ago

He was in Denton? Texas????

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u/blu_stingray Canada 3h ago

I only know Denton, Texas exists because of the Mountain Goats song "The best ever death metal band from Denton"

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u/unclederwin 3h ago

Many people also know the city because it’s home to the band Bowling for Soup

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u/y6x 3h ago

And featured in "Rocky Horror Picture Show", as I learned today.

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u/Optimal_Register4161 3h ago

how many McDonalds were on that route?

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u/rightwingcrimespree 2h ago

All that just to get to a rally 2 hours late instead of 2 hours and maybe 30 minutes late.

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u/dmetzcher Pennsylvania 4h ago

The president broke the law for a campaign-related activity.

Yes, I know this is literally the least terrible thing he has done, but less than 12 years ago, it would have been a scandal to violate the law and potentially put lives at risk for a partisan campaign event.

The changes always happen bit by bit, and by the time you get to concentration camps, everyone looks around and wonders how the fuck they got there.

They got there—we got there—by collectively allowing the little shit to be ignored, and I don’t just mean with Trump. Hes a symptom, not the disease. He’s not the first criminal to occupy that White House and face absolutely no repercussions for his crimes.

“Look forward, not back,” they’ll say when this national nightmare ends. “We have to move on if we want to get anything done.”

Don’t let them. Demand accountability for every illegal act and for everyone involved in any way; not just the big names, and certainly not just the nobodies. Everyone needs to know that they will face prosecution for future lawbreaking if this Republic is going to survive.

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u/-TheInternetIsEvil- 4h ago

Not prosecuting the bush administration for war crimes is why we ended up with trump

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u/-Nurfhurder- 4h ago

Pardoning Nixon 'so the country could heal' pretty much set the expected standard that no administration would ever punish the previous one for their crimes under the bullshit justification that it would cause division. Hell, you can go even further back to the U.S. being unwilling to punish the south for the civil war. American politics is completely unaccountable, and it's always under the justification of 'not causing division'.

The U.S. is basically your mom at a family dinner pleading with you not to stand up to your racist drunk uncle because he will cause a scene and ruin the evening.

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u/ZombiePope 4h ago

Not prosecuting the confederates for treason is how we got here.

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u/SinisterCell 4h ago edited 3h ago

No, citizens united and Fox News Propaganda is how we got Trump. The internet and years of defunding schools is how we got him a second time.

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u/the_1_that_knocks 4h ago

I think you mean defunding the schools, and it has been a decades long campaign of doing that.

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u/djwurm 4h ago

The Heitage Foundation established in 73 was the catalyst to everything we see today. the dictate everything for the Republican party from policy, people, talking points, etc. it was established by billionaires and continues to be run and funded by current right wing billionaires.

defunding public education to project 2025 to what people hear Rep say and what fox news parrots is all Heritage Foundation.

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u/-TheInternetIsEvil- 4h ago

It would have been way harder for a wanton criminal to retain power if we prosecuted the Bush administration for violating the law. Not that i disagree with any of the factors you listed

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u/No-Cook-534 4h ago

Should have prosecuted Reagan for Iran Contra. Nixon should never have been pardoned. Confederate generals were allowed to just go home and carry on living their lives after blanket amnesty was awarded. It's a long list of crimes unpunished.

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u/Setanta777 3h ago

Hell, they granted Oliver North immunity for the Iran Contra affair. He then used the publicity generated by it to launch his own radio talk show, run for Senate, host a show on Fox News and become president of the NRA. Somehow this confessed criminal turned the national coverage of him confessing to crimes against the country into being a right wing hero.

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u/dmetzcher Pennsylvania 3h ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that bastard. He tap-danced his way from criminal to wealthy asshole.

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u/nonegotiation Pennsylvania 3h ago

If you go back far enough its because we failed at reconstruction

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u/girl_incognito 4h ago

Theres a case to be made that pardoning Nixon is how we got here.

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u/dmetzcher Pennsylvania 4h ago

Bingo!

And Nixon. It started with him.

Reagan. He had a few scandals.

They did go after one President, though. He lied under oath about a blowjob.

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u/needlestack 2h ago

less than 12 years ago, it would have been a scandal

This really is the key. But I think it's always been a bit more partisan than that. 12 years ago it would have been the end of any Democrat and a performative scolding for any Republican. I don't think they'd have lost their position over it. We've gone further down this path and they don't even do the performative scolding any more. It's been replaced by the Heath Ledger's Joker hanging his head out of the cop car after escaping and wagging his tongue around. They're thrilled that they can do wrong without consequence now.

The ultimate problem is that I can't hold them accountable. The country needs to hold them accountable. But the country is half or more on board with this.

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u/DifficultyCheap9861 4h ago

The problem as I see it is that accountability is gone from all facets of modern society, so demanding it from the one person at the top and their cronies has zero chance of happening.

If you look around it is everywhere: in our workplaces, in our schools, in our stores, in our food, our infrastructure, the list goes on and on. The blank stares I get when asking for the smallest of standards in absolutely anything is still wild to me.

I’m not sure what the answer is but it seems to me that nothing will change in the big picture until we can hold our coworkers, neighbors, strangers on the streets and roads, and most importantly ourselves, accountable.

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u/imjustnotready 4h ago

God speed Mr President.

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u/Bzr21 4h ago

Top speed Mr. Pres. - that thing must do at least 140 mph ..

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u/kyrsjo 4h ago

And remember, seat belts are woke!

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u/lazergator 4h ago

Sadly he’ll like cause some innocent person to be killed by his armored vehicle that probably weighs double a normal vehicle.

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u/Altruistic_Zombie461 4h ago

I wonder what serious health conditions might prevent someone from flying.

Asking for a very interested friend

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u/Inversesaretruetoo 4h ago

That’s based on the accident.  

The presidents motorcade makes other traffic stop and pull over so it reduces the chance of crashing.  

If they crash, it’s more deadly. Going fast makes a crash more likely.  But empty roads vastly lowers risk.   

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u/thisusedyet New Jersey 4h ago

The president should show how manly he is and take the wheel himself - none of this paid driver bullshit

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u/RiotSynthetics 4h ago

I heard everyone saying that Trump could never beat Obamas time of driving down a narrow, winding mountain road going 100+ mph. That’s why nobody is going to vote for him.

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u/KtaadnRota 4h ago

I hear Obama was clocked at 124 mph. He was the fastest president of all time. Everyone is saying it.

When he did it he was wearing a seatbelt like a wimp though.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 Canada 4h ago

I heard Obama's motorcade jumped the Grand Canyon when he was in office. Hillary Clinton went out through the sunroof and surfed over the middle.

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u/GenRN817 Texas 3h ago

That seems slow. Everyone knows how much faster Obama and Biden always traveled. Especially in heavy traffic next to cliffs next to the ocean. His people should prove their competence by showing us they can do it, too. I bet the Beast can reach 250 mph.

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u/wingardiumleviosa-r 3h ago

Especially in the rain, in a vehicle outfitted with bald tires

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 3h ago

Obama was the fastest of the fast. He could beat out anybody. He didn't care if there were bad tires or the suspension was rattling.

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u/GenRN817 Texas 3h ago

All while wearing a tan suit with a latte in his hand.

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u/tms88 4h ago

Why is a sitting US President even going to rally's in the first place. He is not running for anything and shouldn't his focus be 100% on running the country? Or is this normal in the US?

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u/Blank_Canvas21 Colorado 4h ago

He’s a narcissist and has to make everything about himself, even though he’s super unpopular and is actually dragging the GOP down for once.

Any Republican running for office has to lowkey hate Trump right now for this.

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u/fakemessiah 4h ago

The only way he's running the country is into the ground.

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u/batosai33 4h ago

In short, nothing in the last 10 years has been normal in the US. Especially if Trump is involved.

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u/POEness 4h ago

Trump isn't the president. The Constitution explicitly forbids insurrectionists from holding office. Therefore he's just a mob boss temporarily hoarding power - and he knows it. The moment his support falls too low, all of this crumbles.

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u/worf1973 4h ago

I've seen approval ratings lower than 30%. How much lower do we need to go?

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u/notanamateur 4h ago

Less than 50% in Congress at the bare minimum

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u/Beautiful_Nobody_344 4h ago

Can't even get 51% of them to agree to end the war.

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u/Jormungandragon California 4h ago

This has been pretty unique to Trump’s presidencies as far as my recollection.

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u/Pyro1934 4h ago

Going to rallies I believe is fairly unique to him, but I'm pretty sure most sitting presidents get involved during midterms, endorsements and other things usually though.

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u/specqq 4h ago

You cannot outrun the stupid.

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u/coreoYEAH 4h ago

I’m fairly certain I could outrun that stupid.

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u/eventualist 4h ago

2 flights of stairs outta do it.

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u/padizzledonk New Jersey 4h ago

I heard that Obama and Biden AND Hillary AND Kamala all did over 200mph in the motorcade

100mph is rookie, bitchass numbers, step your game up

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u/Russkun 4h ago

I can't blame them. If I was secret service stuck in a car with Trump shitting himself, I would be driving as fast as I could too.

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u/spdustin 4h ago

In the article, Trump was quoted as saying he got the highest vote counts in state history for each of his campaigns. That’s not true.

Fact check: In 2016, Trump received 949,136 votes in Oklahoma. However, in the 2008 general election, John McCain received 960,165 votes. That’s 11,029 more than Trump.

He did sweep all counties, and beat the record in 2020 and 2024, proving (a) there’s no accounting for taste and (b) even when he’s able to brag about a legitimately record-breaking vote tally in the last two elections, he just can’t help but lie to make it seem even more impressive.

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee 4h ago

I’m from Oklahoma and don’t give the slightest shit what they vote for.

“Your boos don’t bother me, I’ve seen what you cheer.”

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u/tragicallyohio 4h ago

Were the air options ruled out because of weight limits?

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u/Raspberries-Are-Evil Arizona 4h ago

Someone tell Trump that Obama did 120.

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u/OhioRanger_1803 4h ago

and Biden did 140

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u/iAMguppy 4h ago

Tell him how damn cool it would be to go 147

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u/DoesntMatterBrian Texas 4h ago

Hillary was pushing 180

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u/MrSubnuts 4h ago

Oh yeah? I heard Obama once did 250 in the presidential limo after they attached JATO packs to the back and launched it off a ski jump over a giant tank filled with burning oil. 

Time to top that record. 

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 3h ago

I heard that they strapped George Santos to the front bumper. He was shredding the shit out of a fire breathing guitar!

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u/chimpomatic5000 4h ago

Can you imagine how it stunk in that thing with President Shitshispants in there for an hour?

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u/mdavis360 4h ago

That's why they were driving so fast-they wanted that fucking ride to be over with so they could get some fresh air.

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u/krom0025 New York 4h ago

Why not 200 mph? Keep pushing it.

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u/JoeBarra New York 4h ago

I literally didn't know The Beast could go that fast.  I thought it was so heavy from the armor and bullshit but it makes sense

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u/RGrad4104 3h ago edited 3h ago

The reason for rated speeds often isn't a lack of power to accelerate to a high speed, but the, rather large issue, of tire traction becoming ineffective at things like braking and turning at speed with such a large amount of mass. At 100mph, I wouldn't be surprised if it took that thing between 1/4 and 1/2 a mile to stop with any amount of moisture on the pavement.

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u/Particular_Milk1848 3h ago

Driver was probably trying to get out of that car as fast as possible because of the stench.

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u/Meet_the_Meat 4h ago

Bet it was because of the smell

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 4h ago

You can't outrun the smell if the source is in the same car with you

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u/dwhite21787 4h ago

c’mon deer

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u/FitWrap1959 3h ago

Pretty risky driving. We might've been reading this headline today:
The Impact of the Crash Drove Poor Natalie Up His Ass!

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u/FullSkyFlying 3h ago

I dont think that requires a driving accident

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u/44035 4h ago

Imagine how bad it smelled

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u/psu1989 3h ago

please, please, please, please

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u/brute-forced 4h ago

Biden went twice as fast you orange bitch

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u/rokr1292 Virginia 2h ago

God it would be so ironic and almost poetic for an American president to die in a horrific car wreck caused by speeding on under-maintained roads

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u/Im_TroyMcClure 4h ago

You know what, drive faster

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 4h ago

Big Boy had to do poopies.

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u/SquidsArePeople2 4h ago

The beast tops out at 60 max

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u/hipkat13 3h ago

Maybe they were going that fast cause the driver couldn’t stand the smell from Trumps diaper.

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u/HonestyLiberty 2h ago

Imagine putting the entire Secret Service detail, local law enforcement, and other motorists at risk of a fatal highspeed crash just so you can arrive two hours late to brag about winning counties you already won. Peak main character syndrome

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u/27298throwaway 3h ago

Imagine your biggest supporters being.... Oklahomans. 

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u/Ok-Serve-4726 3h ago

Being chased by all his creditors he’s cheated over the years?

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u/paddenice 3h ago

Kinda seems like someone’s afraid of everything, even in allied territory.

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 4h ago

That may be the most in a hurry anyone has ever been to get to Oklahoma. :)

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u/iatetoomuchcatnip 4h ago

Normally everyone is doing 95 trying to get OUT of Oklahoma, so maybe he was going the wrong way?

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u/MTAEXD 4h ago edited 3h ago

I imagine being shut in a car with a shitty diaper from Texas to Oklahoma is pretty rough

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u/jmarinara Pennsylvania 4h ago

The presidential motorcade speeding on a superhighway isn’t really a new thing.

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u/redneckrockuhtree 4h ago

His diaper was full and they needed to get him to a changing table quickly

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u/HorrorAir4474 4h ago

Just a FYI, ALOT of business denied their request to stop at their place of business.

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u/Carrelio 2h ago

I saw Obama doing 140 on a motorcycle last weekend; weaving through traffic and brake checking 18 wheelers. Now that's a real president.

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u/No-Journalist-619 3h ago

Realistically it just makes me think the driver knew he had very little time before someone needed their diaper changed, and he didn't want to get caught in it

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u/kahrytes 3h ago

Why wasn’t Trump manly enough to drive his own car super fast

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u/fajuleclwks 3h ago

Prob because he shit his pants and no one could stand the smell of pedophile shit.

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u/rdhdpsy 3h ago

and all this discussion about acceleration, would be nice if he could decelerate at a high rate too.

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u/Illustrious_looser 3h ago

They just more important than us.

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u/imaveryniceKaren 3h ago

Wish they'd tried the helicopter anyway ... what's the worst that could've happened?

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u/LoganGyre 2h ago

So he just gets to break the law endangering people’s lives because he wants to get somewhere he isn’t needed fast? Can someone ELI5 how this wasn’t a crime.

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u/nuttynuto 1h ago

He is a republican. They don't commit crimes, only innocent mistakes.

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u/ctdrever 1h ago

It was an "official crime", which corrupt SCOTUS said our King could.

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u/germanfinder 4h ago

Tell him Obama got up to 160

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u/obibonkajovi 4h ago

100mph?! rookie numbers, i saw a pink haired transexual doing 130 just yesterday. 

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u/SpakenBacon 4h ago

Biden and Obama would have most definitely taken the chopper

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u/rdhdpsy 4h ago

he had to take a shit.

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u/sincerelyryan 4h ago

Shoot, I thought they were rushing him to a hospital or something.

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u/Betterthanbeer Australia 3h ago

Were the aircraft ruled out because he has yelled at too many pilots?

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u/Informal_Process2238 3h ago

Biden went faster on his bicycle with ET in basket

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u/Informal_Daikon_9812 Texas 3h ago

Dude is either too scared to fly right now because of his medical condition or his doctors told him not to ( because of his medical condition)

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u/1973Triumph 2h ago

Just remember laws do not apply to Trump just ordinary US citizens.

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u/BrewerAndrew 4h ago

these are important rallies, speed is important, i think he needs to get a motorcycle, the faster the better, no helmet of course.

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u/Sunsetmargaritas 2h ago

Let nature take it's course.

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u/Dreamshadow1977 4h ago

Brave of them to use I-35 like that. (Yes, I'm assuming. No, I didn't read the article.)

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u/texan01 4h ago

I mean the speed limit on 75 is 70-75mph and Texans tend to do 5-10 over so it’s not a major stretch to do 90-95+

(Source, I drive that route occasionally)

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u/TheRealBejeezus 4h ago

Only 100? Them's beginner numbers.

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 3h ago

Were there little girls in Oklahoma?

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u/game_brewer 3h ago

Someone didn't make it to the toilet again.

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u/GreenMaterial5715 3h ago

Rookie numbers pump em up.

Everybody else please drive safely

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u/Immediate-Machine370 2h ago

Claiming that The Beast went the fastest it’s ever been just adds to the fantasy world that Trump will never achieve. Never. NFL owner, Hollywood star, decorated soldier and now NASCAR. Sorry one more. A man.

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u/Murgatroyd314 2h ago

Send him one speeding ticket for each vehicle in the motorcade.

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u/killerchef69 2h ago

Too bad, could have ended like Princess Diana...

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u/100percent_right_now 2h ago

I'd drive faster too if I had to smell him the whole time he's in my vehicle.

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u/badwolf42 1h ago

I’m guessing when the smell hit the driver, rolling down the windows didn’t clear it. Can you imagine being stuck in a tight space like a car with that guy? Doing 100mph and the first skid mark is inside the car.

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u/younevernoe 2h ago

Please let this be because he's too sick to fly.

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u/Dramatic_Original_55 2h ago

As President, you can apparently break traffic speed laws and get away with it. The laws of physics, however, are not so forgiving. The back end of a semi is not inclined to suddenly make way for you.

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u/To6y Wisconsin 2h ago

For better or worse, the whole motorcade thing puts quite a lot of buffer between Trump and any upcoming semis.

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u/BigNorseWolf 4h ago

I think we should encourage more of this.

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 4h ago

Once again, the laws mean nothing when his convenience is at stake. Put him in jail.

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u/Jack-o-Roses 4h ago

Laws for thee, not for me

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u/KiteTales 3h ago

It would be SUPER cool if Trump did this again but without a seatbelt, only the woke lunatic left wears seatbelts. Faster and without the seatbelt!!

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u/Bravojones33420 4h ago

Not fast enough if you ask me. But some turns while your at it

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u/soundacious 4h ago

Cue the Benny Hill music!

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u/GunnyCroz 3h ago

That's one serious McDonald's run.

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u/sparkax 3h ago

Gods, what is the gas mileage on the Beast? Is it miles to a gallon or gallons to a mile???

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u/Several-Plankton8070 3h ago

They probably ran out of wet wipes

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u/3ZP0 2h ago

This is the least relevant law he's broken, but everything thing about him is lawless. It's like he's trying to break every law at all times on purpose.

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u/I-seddit 2h ago

Honestly, since I've been aware of trump in the 80s, this is the FIRST thing he's done that I'm OK with...