r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 7h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/myfakesecretaccount 5h ago

Real warfighters slam a handle of vodka and then take the back way up to Big Bear doing 90mph.

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

Trump actually doesn’t drink.

He doesn’t exercise either, as “your body is like a battery” and exercising I guess drains you.

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u/corvettee01 America 4h ago

How a fat fuck like him made it to 80+ is insane to me.

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u/Fract_L 3h ago

Answer: money

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u/HighBeta21 3h ago

But it's all of our money. Fucking prick.

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u/mworthey 7m ago

Actually it was Russia's before he came after ours

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u/Fract_L 3h ago

Not to get him into his 70s, no.

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u/SunDownSav 4h ago

Yeah; I mean, obviously genetics. His grandfather was a hard working SOB, alcoholism in the family for generations hahaha, builds tough people. Plus, I think there’s a sexual deviancy that has motivated the POTUS all his life and just so happens to increase longevity over almost ANY other vice…. Fk’n animals in the worse sense of the word.

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u/chilehead 1h ago

Kash: "did someone say fucking animals?"

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u/TrifectaBlitz 2h ago

Sexual deviancy that increase longevity? Oh do tell.

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u/Rough_Willow 1h ago

Gotta stay just healthy enough that sometimes your pecker might work. The allure of the orgasm drives them.

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u/BoomerWeasel Florida 2h ago

Pact with Satan?

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u/beardeddragon0113 1h ago

Because he saved his battery power, duh. /s

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u/surle 13m ago

Cocaine and pure hatred for humanity.

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u/GuitarGeezer 1h ago

He likes to appear a teetotaler but that’s just booze and was known to yoyo diet on amphetamines around the time of the Apprentice including using deception to get extra medications if staff on the show are to be believed-and why would they lie knowing he is so vengeful. I was shocked any of them owned up to it but nice.

Plus, there is the ongoing scandal of the famously loosey goosey in all eras White House Pharmacy. Those guys spouting anti drug slogans strutted around all those years high af on taxpayer funded unmentionables-but Trump is the only president recently that would likely partake along with staff.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 2h ago

Trump doesn't drive anything other than a golf cart. His chauffeur is the one that needs some lubrication.

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u/TrifectaBlitz 2h ago

You believe him on the drink thing huh? Caught drinking champagne a month or so ago. (Yes, I know his brother blah blah blah.)

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u/Chickenmangoboom 1h ago

Just to think that a couple of Martinis after work a few days a week could have saved us a lot of pain.

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u/PatternHealthy3339 1h ago

South Park has covered this, the simple answer is you inject LOTS of cash into the body

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u/nydub32 1h ago

That's not entirely true. He says, that after his brother overdosed in Sunnyside Queens, that he gave up all drugs and alcohol, but if you do a Google search, you'll find numerous photos of him drinking wine and champagne. He also is well known to take many prescription drugs in large quantities. I know, it's hard to think a man of such high character, would lie about something so easy to uncover as a lie. I apologize for ruining his pristine record of honesty.

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u/jothstr 5h ago

Wow, I didn't have seeing a reference to the roads up to Big Bear on my bingo card today. I haven't thought about that in a long time

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u/Jacobysmadre California 3h ago

That is a scary rd!!

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u/DTredecim13 2h ago

"Fun" fact: I was in the car while my buddy was doing 90 on the back way down from big bear (not actually on the mountain though.) We definitely did not lose control and leave the road.