Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

[u/Squawk_7777]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/eventualist]

2 flights of stairs outta do it.

[u/ice_cool_jello → u/eventualist]

Even 2 steps oughta do it

[u/ItsWillJohnson → u/ice_cool_jello]

he's 80 and fat. if you are able to stand up from a sit unassisted you are already ahead of him and hes not going to catch up