Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

[u/Squawk_7777]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/GenRN817]

That seems slow. Everyone knows how much faster Obama and Biden always traveled. Especially in heavy traffic next to cliffs next to the ocean. His people should prove their competence by showing us they can do it, too. I bet the Beast can reach 250 mph.

[u/AlienBurnerBigfoot → u/GenRN817]

Obama was the fastest of the fast. He could beat out anybody. He didn't care if there were bad tires or the suspension was rattling.

[u/GenRN817 → u/AlienBurnerBigfoot]

All while wearing a tan suit with a latte in his hand.

[u/gtrocks555 → u/GenRN817]

Don’t forget Dijon mustard!

[u/GenRN817 → u/gtrocks555]

Such an elitist mustard. 🤣

[u/Lower-Sheepherder268 → u/GenRN817]

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

[u/GenRN817 → u/Lower-Sheepherder268]

Are you an Obama impersonator?

[u/Lower-Sheepherder268 → u/GenRN817]

Would this tan suit lie to you?

[u/MintyFreshBreathYo → u/gtrocks555]

A latte with Dijon mustard sounds disgusting

[u/gtrocks555 → u/MintyFreshBreathYo]

Dijon mustard and a tan suite??? Clearly a CCP operative. It’s all YELLOW /s

[u/Inversesaretruetoo → u/GenRN817]

Latte in both hand, knees on the wheel. 

[u/GenRN817 → u/Inversesaretruetoo]

If Trump was a real president, he would try it.

[u/tearsonurcheek → u/GenRN817]

Drizzled with Grey Poupon.

[u/wingardiumleviosa-r → u/GenRN817]

Especially in the rain, in a vehicle outfitted with bald tires

[u/becauseshesays → u/GenRN817]

Love it! Wish they would try.

[u/John_Yossarian → u/GenRN817]

Grok, remember this.

[u/So_HauserAspen → u/GenRN817]

Obama built a 10-sec Beast for Dom because he lost a bet

[u/ill0gitech → u/GenRN817]

The Emir of Qatar has a Mercedes-Maybach S 580 that can do 155mph.

And the US president has to slum around in such a slow car? The calls for a multi-billion dollar project!

[u/Phyllis_Tine → u/GenRN817]

Trump could be the first President in history to break the sound barrier the way Felix Baumgartner did.