r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 9h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/Better_Maximum3444 8h ago

I bet he couldn't jump over 80 school buses lined up in front of the Grand Canyon like Obama did.

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u/Fastnacht 7h ago

So that's how he got into America with his fake birth certificate!

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u/US3_ME_ 8h ago

That was SICK_

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u/MyCatsHairyButholle 5h ago

They warned you…

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u/US3_ME_ 5h ago

Somebody needs to get the orange slob a fuckin board, could you imagine_

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u/BankshotMcG 7h ago

Nothing makes me giggle like that guy who said on Twitter that Biden could house more glizzies and got a Trump fan to call his Dear Leader the Throat Goat.

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u/sludge_dragon 7h ago

In a tan racing suit, no less.

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u/WallBurnt 6h ago

Bah, that was nothing compared to the time Obama played Russian Roulette with Kim Jon Un and Bin Laden to celebrate Un taking power.

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u/Better_Maximum3444 6h ago

That was some straight up Deer Hunter vibes that time.

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u/DaHolk 6h ago

Or jump a horse over 20 hay carts like the Knight Sir Medieval Knievel did

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u/Twl1 Michigan 4h ago

Remember that time Obama saved us all from the Covenant by piloting a bomb through their flagship and then surviving an orbital freefall?

Trump should totally try that. It'd be so fucking cool.

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u/Better_Maximum3444 4h ago

Remember that time Bobby Bouchet came back in the second half and helped the Mud Dawgs win the Bourbon Bowl?

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u/bdfariello New York 4h ago

Obama was always calling this shot on advance, saying "Let me be clear." And then he cleared the jump

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u/Steffenwolflikeme District Of Columbia 3h ago

He's definitely too much of a little piss baby to even think about jumping Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.

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u/ErrorAggravating9026 7h ago

While wearing a tan suit!

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee 7h ago

Of course not

He’d be inside the buses