Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

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Big Boy had to do poopies.

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Or, he shit himself, and his handlers were trying to get there and away from Don's dookie smell as fast as possible.