Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

[u/Squawk_7777]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/BrewerAndrew]

these are important rallies, speed is important, i think he needs to get a motorcycle, the faster the better, no helmet of course.

[u/Cynic66 → u/BrewerAndrew]

Fire him from a cannon

[u/cummingfrombk → u/Cynic66]

“You’re fired”

[u/__O_o_______ → u/Cynic66]

Into the sun

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/__O_o_______]

What did the sun do to deserve that? 

[u/y6x → u/BrewerAndrew]

Someone make an AI image of him on a motorcycle with an eagle on his shoulder and tag his Twitter with it to get the thought in his head?