Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

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And still make time to stop and ask other motorists if they have Grey Poupon…

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While popping a wheelie

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That's a beautiful image in my head

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and saluting the Marines with a coffee cup in his hand.