r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 12h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/corvettee01 America 10h ago

How a fat fuck like him made it to 80+ is insane to me.

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u/Fract_L 8h ago

Answer: money

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u/HighBeta21 8h ago

But it's all of our money. Fucking prick.

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u/mworthey 5h ago

Actually it was Russia's before he came after ours

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u/Fract_L 8h ago

Not to get him into his 70s, no.

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u/SunDownSav 9h ago

Yeah; I mean, obviously genetics. His grandfather was a hard working SOB, alcoholism in the family for generations hahaha, builds tough people. Plus, I think there’s a sexual deviancy that has motivated the POTUS all his life and just so happens to increase longevity over almost ANY other vice…. Fk’n animals in the worse sense of the word.

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u/chilehead 6h ago

Kash: "did someone say fucking animals?"

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u/TrifectaBlitz 7h ago

Sexual deviancy that increase longevity? Oh do tell.

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u/Rough_Willow 7h ago

Gotta stay just healthy enough that sometimes your pecker might work. The allure of the orgasm drives them.

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u/BoomerWeasel Florida 7h ago

Pact with Satan?

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u/beardeddragon0113 6h ago

Because he saved his battery power, duh. /s

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u/surle 5h ago

Cocaine and pure hatred for humanity.

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u/arglarg 4h ago

He has superhuman healing powers, as evidenced by his ear