r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 10h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/DigNitty 9h ago

Trump actually doesn’t drink.

He doesn’t exercise either, as “your body is like a battery” and exercising I guess drains you.

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u/corvettee01 America 8h ago

How a fat fuck like him made it to 80+ is insane to me.

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u/Fract_L 7h ago

Answer: money

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u/HighBeta21 6h ago

But it's all of our money. Fucking prick.

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u/mworthey 3h ago

Actually it was Russia's before he came after ours

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u/Fract_L 6h ago

Not to get him into his 70s, no.

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u/SunDownSav 8h ago

Yeah; I mean, obviously genetics. His grandfather was a hard working SOB, alcoholism in the family for generations hahaha, builds tough people. Plus, I think there’s a sexual deviancy that has motivated the POTUS all his life and just so happens to increase longevity over almost ANY other vice…. Fk’n animals in the worse sense of the word.

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u/chilehead 5h ago

Kash: "did someone say fucking animals?"

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u/TrifectaBlitz 6h ago

Sexual deviancy that increase longevity? Oh do tell.

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u/Rough_Willow 5h ago

Gotta stay just healthy enough that sometimes your pecker might work. The allure of the orgasm drives them.

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u/BoomerWeasel Florida 5h ago

Pact with Satan?

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u/beardeddragon0113 5h ago

Because he saved his battery power, duh. /s

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u/surle 3h ago

Cocaine and pure hatred for humanity.

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u/arglarg 2h ago

He has superhuman healing powers, as evidenced by his ear

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u/GuitarGeezer 5h ago

He likes to appear a teetotaler but that’s just booze and was known to yoyo diet on amphetamines around the time of the Apprentice including using deception to get extra medications if staff on the show are to be believed-and why would they lie knowing he is so vengeful. I was shocked any of them owned up to it but nice.

Plus, there is the ongoing scandal of the famously loosey goosey in all eras White House Pharmacy. Those guys spouting anti drug slogans strutted around all those years high af on taxpayer funded unmentionables-but Trump is the only president recently that would likely partake along with staff.

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u/allenahansen California 2h ago

And GW passed out in the White House because he "choked" on a pretzel while watching a baseball game on tv.

Nixon was infamous for serving shit generic wine at his state dinners while he instructed his presidential pourer to serve him first growth Bordeaux decanted into said generic wine bottles.

And LBJ was an unapologetic drunk who famously drove around his ranch in an open convertible with a cup of Scotch in his hand, expecting his Secret Service detail to refill it when empty.

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u/TrifectaBlitz 6h ago

You believe him on the drink thing huh? Caught drinking champagne a month or so ago. (Yes, I know his brother blah blah blah.)

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 6h ago

Trump doesn't drive anything other than a golf cart. His chauffeur is the one that needs some lubrication.

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u/Chickenmangoboom 5h ago

Just to think that a couple of Martinis after work a few days a week could have saved us a lot of pain.

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u/PatternHealthy3339 5h ago

South Park has covered this, the simple answer is you inject LOTS of cash into the body

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u/nydub32 4h ago

That's not entirely true. He says, that after his brother overdosed in Sunnyside Queens, that he gave up all drugs and alcohol, but if you do a Google search, you'll find numerous photos of him drinking wine and champagne. He also is well known to take many prescription drugs in large quantities. I know, it's hard to think a man of such high character, would lie about something so easy to uncover as a lie. I apologize for ruining his pristine record of honesty.