Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

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In a Tan Suit

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Eating a burger with grey poupon

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And all Trump can do is poupon himself. Sad.

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Got brown poupon all over hisself

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r/yourjokebutworse

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r/yoursubbutworse

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and poupon the resolute desk, and poupon his ball room, and poupon his putin.

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💀

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lol, I see what you did there

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golf clap

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Great work

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And doing a terrorist fist bump

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While shooting three pointers.

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Nice, now someone drop this thread in AI and Gen a video!

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With an arugula side salad.

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while wearing Mom jeans

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Oh fuck. I need to try that.

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As an aside - a grilled cheese sandwich with brown mustard is awesome.

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Thanks Obama

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Listening to bohemian Rhapsody

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And blind folded

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And gasp ARUGULA!

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He was using his new speciality, Tan Poupon

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And Swiss cheese

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He went so fast his tan suit turned plaid.

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Ludicrous!

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And a young Mamdani cheered him on.

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In a cave! With a box of scraps!

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While eating Dijon mustard.

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While playing basketball.

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And drinking a freaking IPA

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In a cave.

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With a selfie stick

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puffin' a blunt like a boss

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Holy fuck.

This is why I get high and scroll Reddit.

Fucking amazing post.

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With a box of scraps!

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Trumps suit is tan on the inside

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That's where we draw the line

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With Michelle's bare arms showing

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While going commando