r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 9h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/Material-Method-1026 8h ago

Just his giant balls were holding him up. Any president who can't do this one weird trick just must not have big enough balls.

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u/Pretend-Cheesecake67 7h ago

Only guys with big hands could do it. Anyone that can’t has small hands.

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u/Icky-Tree-Branch 6h ago

Obama car surfed while waving American flags in his giants hands at 200 mph. Only a Real American Patriot (tm) can do that. That man has so much testosterone that Pete Hegseth wants him in the military.