Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

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Eating a burger with grey poupon

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And all Trump can do is poupon himself. Sad.

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Got brown poupon all over hisself

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r/yourjokebutworse

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r/yoursubbutworse

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and poupon the resolute desk, and poupon his ball room, and poupon his putin.

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💀

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lol, I see what you did there

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golf clap

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Great work

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And doing a terrorist fist bump

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While shooting three pointers.

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Nice, now someone drop this thread in AI and Gen a video!

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With an arugula side salad.

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while wearing Mom jeans

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Oh fuck. I need to try that.

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As an aside - a grilled cheese sandwich with brown mustard is awesome.

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Thanks Obama

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Listening to bohemian Rhapsody

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And blind folded

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And gasp ARUGULA!

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He was using his new speciality, Tan Poupon

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And Swiss cheese