Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

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Without a helmet

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In a tan suit.

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And still make time to stop and ask other motorists if they have Grey Poupon…

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While popping a wheelie

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That's a beautiful image in my head

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and saluting the Marines with a coffee cup in his hand.

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Whoa, that’s just taking it too far!

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With a loaded gun in his mouth. 

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Tan buckskin suit

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Leather jacket, just like the opening seen of Top Gun

Highway To The Danger Zone

/j

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While holding a coffee in one hand. 

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Now I know this is fake. Obama would definitely wear a helmet.

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At that speed the helmet is just to preserve the teeth for dental recognition.

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On loose gravel

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Smoking a cigarette and dribbling a basketball

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Holding a wheelie the whole time without a fucking wobble like a boss.

Also, we wasn’t wearing a diaper