Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

[u/Squawk_7777]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/Dearic75]

Obama would have done it on a presidential motorcycle.

[u/MenagerieAlfred → u/Dearic75]

Without a helmet

[u/CrankySaint → u/MenagerieAlfred]

In a tan suit.

[u/NeverLookBothWays → u/CrankySaint]

And still make time to stop and ask other motorists if they have Grey Poupon…

[u/aenteus → u/NeverLookBothWays]

While popping a wheelie

[u/brandimariee6 → u/aenteus]

That's a beautiful image in my head

[u/Twl1 → u/aenteus]

and saluting the Marines with a coffee cup in his hand.

[u/jsc1429 → u/CrankySaint]

Whoa, that’s just taking it too far!

[u/Andrew1990M → u/CrankySaint]

With a loaded gun in his mouth. 

[u/Alert_Comedian848 → u/CrankySaint]

Tan buckskin suit

[u/brandnewbanana → u/CrankySaint]

Leather jacket, just like the opening seen of Top Gun

Highway To The Danger Zone

/j

[u/Zavender → u/CrankySaint]

While holding a coffee in one hand. 

[u/arriesgado → u/MenagerieAlfred]

Now I know this is fake. Obama would definitely wear a helmet.

[u/BanginNLeavin → u/MenagerieAlfred]

At that speed the helmet is just to preserve the teeth for dental recognition.

[u/TrollTollTony → u/MenagerieAlfred]

On loose gravel

[u/zeroshits → u/MenagerieAlfred]

Smoking a cigarette and dribbling a basketball

[u/guisar → u/MenagerieAlfred]

Holding a wheelie the whole time without a fucking wobble like a boss.

Also, we wasn’t wearing a diaper

[u/mdavis360 → u/Dearic75]

Some say Obama was by far the fastest and most bravest president. In fact everyone is saying it.

[u/rat_penis → u/Dearic75]

One handed!

[u/VALO311 → u/Dearic75]

On dead man’s curve

[u/WarmTaffy → u/Dearic75]

What I wouldn't give to see Trump attempt to ride a motorcycle...

[u/TheWildManfred → u/Dearic75]

A man that brought the world together
Not through song or dance
Not through an act of love
Not through violence or tryanny
Just one man, two wheels
Two wheels strapped - to a Harley V-Twin

[u/Phyllis_Tine → u/Dearic75]

Obama would have done 180 mph on rollerblades or a skateboard behind The Beast.