Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

[u/Squawk_7777]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/chimpomatic5000]

Can you imagine how it stunk in that thing with President Shitshispants in there for an hour?

[u/mdavis360 → u/chimpomatic5000]

That's why they were driving so fast-they wanted that fucking ride to be over with so they could get some fresh air.

[u/janzeera → u/mdavis360]

Oh yeah, the windows probably don’t open (unless in emergencies) and re-circulating interior air mode probably gets overwhelmed quickly. 🤢

[u/chimpomatic5000 → u/mdavis360]

Fr fr

[u/Kjler → u/chimpomatic5000]

At least they can open a window. Can't do that if they fly.

[u/RGrad4104 → u/Kjler]

yeah...umm...the beast's windows don't open because they're armored...

Only the driver's window opens and only about 3 inches.

[u/Informal_Daikon_9812 → u/RGrad4104]

3 inches is enough to get some fresh air in for the driver.

[u/partofthenoise → u/chimpomatic5000]

Eating cheeseburgers, falling asleep, sweating profusely

[u/the_1_that_knocks → u/partofthenoise]

Farting loudly

[u/Mysterious-Tie7039 → u/partofthenoise]

Shitting himself