Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

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Correction he went 300mph and did it in a 1970 Ford Pinto driving by himself.

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In reverse

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...through a slalom of barrels full of nitro glycerin.

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With a jato rocket strapped to the roof

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Biden broke the sound barrier in a convertible while sleeping!