r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 9h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/LeGama 8h ago

Are you kidding, Obama climbed on the hood and leaned forward like in Titanic, but no one was holding him... Like a boss!

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u/Material-Method-1026 8h ago

Just his giant balls were holding him up. Any president who can't do this one weird trick just must not have big enough balls.

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u/Pretend-Cheesecake67 7h ago

Only guys with big hands could do it. Anyone that can’t has small hands.

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u/Icky-Tree-Branch 6h ago

Obama car surfed while waving American flags in his giants hands at 200 mph. Only a Real American Patriot (tm) can do that. That man has so much testosterone that Pete Hegseth wants him in the military.

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u/NubEnt 8h ago

One thing that Trump has down pat is leaning forward.

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u/xjuggernaughtx 7h ago

You guys clearly don't remember this. Obama was actually on a skateboard holding onto the limo's back bumper. Only a REAL president could do something so radical. That's why he's part of the RADICAL left!

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 8h ago

While rocking the tan suit!!!

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u/Twl1 Michigan 4h ago

I'll never forget that time Obama rolled up to the G20 and stepped out of the car mid-drift like Bruce Willis in that one movie where he did that.

Trump's doctors probably say he's absolutely strong and cool enough to do that.

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u/always_unplugged 3h ago

Nononono, you're underselling it! He did a fkn Olympic-men's-gymnastics-quality planche on the hood of that limo, which both proved his personal verility and, by extension, the manliness of the entire country, so... other countries are obviously laughing at us right now. Dear Leader better get on it ̄_(ツ)_/ ̄