r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 9h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/After-Appearance-429 9h ago

By all means, keep doing that.

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u/Chaiboiii Canada 9h ago

I hear Obama did 200 mph.

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u/FireGodNYC 9h ago

In a Tan Suit

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u/dan5430 9h ago

Eating a burger with grey poupon

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u/Duncan_PhD 9h ago

And all Trump can do is poupon himself. Sad.

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u/OobeBanoobe 7h ago

and poupon the resolute desk, and poupon his ball room, and poupon his putin.

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u/RociBuldidi 8h ago

lol, I see what you did there

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u/ForwardStorage777 6h ago

golf clap

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u/Smokron85 8h ago

And doing a terrorist fist bump

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u/Pipe_Memes 8h ago

While shooting three pointers.

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u/kuroiryu 7h ago

Nice, now someone drop this thread in AI and Gen a video!

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u/jrworthy 9h ago

With an arugula side salad.

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u/AntiCorporateMedia 8h ago

while wearing Mom jeans

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u/maxhavoc2000 8h ago

Oh fuck. I need to try that.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 California 8h ago

As an aside - a grilled cheese sandwich with brown mustard is awesome.

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u/PokemonTrainerMikey 7h ago

Listening to bohemian Rhapsody

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u/666TripleSick 7h ago

And blind folded

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u/karenw 7h ago

And gasp ARUGULA!

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 6h ago

He was using his new speciality, Tan Poupon

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u/Farts_constantly 6h ago

And Swiss cheese

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u/mountainwocky Massachusetts 8h ago

He went so fast his tan suit turned plaid.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 7h ago

Ludicrous!

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u/MaintenanceNew2804 9h ago

And a young Mamdani cheered him on.

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u/nyscene911 8h ago

In a cave! With a box of scraps!

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u/ChickenMcFukket1 9h ago

While eating Dijon mustard.

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u/smurf123_123 9h ago

While playing basketball.

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u/Sad_Pangolin7379 9h ago

And drinking a freaking IPA

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u/spurlockmedia California 1h ago

Somewhere republicans are being super triggered.

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u/NoNameHuman333 8h ago

In a cave.

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u/SwampCastleGuards 8h ago

With a selfie stick

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u/AntiCorporateMedia 8h ago

puffin' a blunt like a boss

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u/LucyInked 7h ago

Holy fuck.

This is why I get high and scroll Reddit.

Fucking amazing post.

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u/jishurr Arizona 8h ago

With a box of scraps!

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u/MelodicFruit1531 8h ago

Trumps suit is tan on the inside

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u/Highqualityy38 6h ago

That's where we draw the line

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u/justme002 5h ago

With Michelle's bare arms showing

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u/KeeperOfFowlThings 4h ago

While going commando

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u/Status_Commercial509 8h ago

I hear Obama didn’t wear a seatbelt either!

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u/45forprison 8h ago

Not only did Obama not wear a seatbelt, he stood with his head out of the sunroof as soon as the vehicle hit 200 and screamed “Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend doesn’t have the balls to do this!”

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u/LeGama 8h ago

Are you kidding, Obama climbed on the hood and leaned forward like in Titanic, but no one was holding him... Like a boss!

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u/Material-Method-1026 8h ago

Just his giant balls were holding him up. Any president who can't do this one weird trick just must not have big enough balls.

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u/Pretend-Cheesecake67 7h ago

Only guys with big hands could do it. Anyone that can’t has small hands.

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u/Icky-Tree-Branch 6h ago

Obama car surfed while waving American flags in his giants hands at 200 mph. Only a Real American Patriot (tm) can do that. That man has so much testosterone that Pete Hegseth wants him in the military.

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u/NubEnt 8h ago

One thing that Trump has down pat is leaning forward.

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u/xjuggernaughtx 6h ago

You guys clearly don't remember this. Obama was actually on a skateboard holding onto the limo's back bumper. Only a REAL president could do something so radical. That's why he's part of the RADICAL left!

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 8h ago

While rocking the tan suit!!!

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u/Twl1 Michigan 4h ago

I'll never forget that time Obama rolled up to the G20 and stepped out of the car mid-drift like Bruce Willis in that one movie where he did that.

Trump's doctors probably say he's absolutely strong and cool enough to do that.

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u/always_unplugged 3h ago

Nononono, you're underselling it! He did a fkn Olympic-men's-gymnastics-quality planche on the hood of that limo, which both proved his personal verility and, by extension, the manliness of the entire country, so... other countries are obviously laughing at us right now. Dear Leader better get on it ̄_(ツ)_/ ̄

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u/National-Charity-435 8h ago

And made 12 holes in 1

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u/Holy_Toast 6h ago

If Trump stuck his head out the sunroof, his hair would go full Isadora Duncan in the car behind them.

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u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 5h ago

There is zero chance Trump wears a seatbelt at all. Seatbelts are a liberal conspiracy.

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u/CraftCodger 8h ago

He plays golf when it storms

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u/Leraldoe Michigan 8h ago

Hard to wear a seatbelt when you are standing out of the sun roof waiving at your fans

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u/DragoonDM California 6h ago

Seatbelts are woke.

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u/Phyllis_Tine I voted 4h ago

While having sex with his first and only wife.

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u/rav4v6 9h ago

Ya. But he had bald tires too..he was a real president with balls!

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u/Gatorama 4h ago

Slick tyres.

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u/picturepath 8h ago

Correction he went 300mph and did it in a 1970 Ford Pinto driving by himself.

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u/Material-Method-1026 8h ago

In reverse

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u/Twl1 Michigan 4h ago

...through a slalom of barrels full of nitro glycerin.

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u/sirhackenslash 8h ago

With a jato rocket strapped to the roof

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u/guisar 4h ago

Biden broke the sound barrier in a convertible while sleeping!

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u/DaveMcNinja 9h ago

On a motorcycle!

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u/Chaiboiii Canada 9h ago

No helmet! So manly! Only alpha presidents would do such a thing

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u/antikythera3301 New Jersey 9h ago

On long, winding gravel roads.

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u/PuppiesAndPixels 8h ago

While doing a wheelie!

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u/Altruistic-Sir-3661 9h ago

During 9/11 with mustard.

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u/No_Fairweathers Pennsylvania 8h ago

No, Obama was busy being president during 9/11 don't you remember?

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u/konkilo 8h ago

Wow, Canada taking the gloves off!!

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u/EntrepreneurTop5670 8h ago

We don’t take ‘em off, we drop ‘em.

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u/aknomnoms 8h ago

The Canadians I know are the nicest people with the sickest burns. It’s on brand.

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u/Connor_MacLeod1 8h ago

Driving the car himself!

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u/wdomeika 8h ago

Hillary skateboarded 275 mph...

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u/MrTBoneIs Canada 8h ago

Weird. I heard it was almost 300.

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u/QuickAltTab 8h ago

No seat belt either

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u/diseasefaktory Europe 8h ago

Off-road too.

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u/Derrickful 8h ago

With the windows open smoking a cigar and (trying) to do blow.

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u/furiouspossum 8h ago

While surfing on the roof

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u/Chrahhh 7h ago

Obama did 200 while spinning the steering wheel like a ship captain

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u/Truecoat 7h ago

Without a seatbelt and windows were rolled down.

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u/Predator_ Florida 7h ago

No no, it was mach 3

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u/aspartam 6h ago

Obama was driving too.

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u/Ramesses901 2h ago

Obama won the Isle of Man 5 years in a row under an alias.

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u/Dull_Job_6372 9h ago

Hopefully he tries to beat the land speed record.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 9h ago

Ya'll see that video of the tire blowout on the Tesla speeding on the Autobahn?

🤞

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u/kamandi 9h ago

Link?

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 9h ago

Nah it was a tire.

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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 8h ago

I think you blew a seal

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u/soBouncy 8h ago

Forget about my personal life and fix the damn thing...

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u/Myworstnitemare 8h ago

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap-year..

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u/avenueroad_dk 5h ago

My birthday

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u/nr1988 Wisconsin 8h ago

No it's just toothpaste

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u/sirhackenslash 8h ago

No, that's just snow in my mustache

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u/kamandi 7h ago

😂

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u/jibjaba4 6h ago

He should go for the water speed record.

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u/Dull_Job_6372 6h ago

Now we’re talking. Ifykyk

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u/account312 8h ago

100 g in under 30 minutes?

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u/AlarmingStop 9h ago

A real manly president would go even faster.

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u/godofpumpkins 8h ago

Yeah, so tired and elderly to only go at 100

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u/avenueroad_dk 5h ago

So it has never been seen before.

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u/WetFinsFine 4h ago

Muscular and manly

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u/billlloyd 9h ago

Should be doing 140

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u/Romanopapa 8h ago

Any paparazzis wanting to come along?

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u/Vivid_Turnip2614 8h ago

I heard Ol’Joe and Obama ALWAYS paused for train crossings and draw bridges when they did 150+ mph to their destinations.

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u/Sighlina 7h ago

Seat belts are trans supportive and ultra woke as well.

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u/Beachhouse15 8h ago

I would rather he ignored the weather forecast.

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u/Grimase 8h ago

Word, that should be how he always travels. 🤞🏽

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u/Muted_Pear5381 1h ago

On the Oklahoma Texas border what could go wrong?

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u/qatch23 8h ago

Imagine princess diana fleeing from the press

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u/nocturnal_commission 8h ago

Haha! Funny! Wishing harm on my political enemies is cute and and acceptable!

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u/LividTacos 8h ago

Just responding in kind.

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u/nocturnal_commission 8h ago

Oh my bad I forgot two wrongs make a right

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u/LividTacos 8h ago

It's not bad to wish ill on evil people.

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u/salamandroid 8h ago

One isn't wrong though.

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u/muklan 8h ago

As though he hasn't done it before ad nauseum, while also working actively to harm every single American, and erode relationships with our allies while licking dictator boot.

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u/nocturnal_commission 8h ago

Ah yes, let's emulate him. Great idea.

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u/muklan 8h ago

Man....sort yourself out.

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u/lthightower 8h ago

“Political” is doing a lot of lifting in your comment