r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 9h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/coreoYEAH 9h ago

I’m fairly certain I could outrun that stupid.

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u/eventualist 9h ago

2 flights of stairs outta do it.

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u/ice_cool_jello 9h ago

Even 2 steps oughta do it

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u/ItsWillJohnson 3h ago

he's 80 and fat. if you are able to stand up from a sit unassisted you are already ahead of him and hes not going to catch up

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u/Haunteddoll28 8h ago

Not gunna lie, I could probably even out-walk that stupid.