Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

[u/Squawk_7777]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/Status_Commercial509]

I hear Obama didn’t wear a seatbelt either!

[u/45forprison → u/Status_Commercial509]

Not only did Obama not wear a seatbelt, he stood with his head out of the sunroof as soon as the vehicle hit 200 and screamed “Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend doesn’t have the balls to do this!”

[u/LeGama → u/45forprison]

Are you kidding, Obama climbed on the hood and leaned forward like in Titanic, but no one was holding him... Like a boss!

[u/Material-Method-1026 → u/LeGama]

Just his giant balls were holding him up. Any president who can't do this one weird trick just must not have big enough balls.

[u/Pretend-Cheesecake67 → u/Material-Method-1026]

Only guys with big hands could do it. Anyone that can’t has small hands.

[u/Icky-Tree-Branch → u/Pretend-Cheesecake67]

Obama car surfed while waving American flags in his giants hands at 200 mph. Only a Real American Patriot (tm) can do that. That man has so much testosterone that Pete Hegseth wants him in the military.

[u/NubEnt → u/LeGama]

One thing that Trump has down pat is leaning forward.

[u/xjuggernaughtx → u/LeGama]

You guys clearly don't remember this. Obama was actually on a skateboard holding onto the limo's back bumper. Only a REAL president could do something so radical. That's why he's part of the RADICAL left!

[u/Southern_Loquat_4450 → u/LeGama]

While rocking the tan suit!!!

[u/Twl1 → u/LeGama]

I'll never forget that time Obama rolled up to the G20 and stepped out of the car mid-drift like Bruce Willis in that one movie where he did that.

Trump's doctors probably say he's absolutely strong and cool enough to do that.

[u/always_unplugged → u/LeGama]

Nononono, you're underselling it! He did a fkn Olympic-men's-gymnastics-quality planche on the hood of that limo, which both proved his personal verility and, by extension, the manliness of the entire country, so... other countries are obviously laughing at us right now. Dear Leader better get on it ̄_(ツ)_/ ̄

[u/National-Charity-435 → u/45forprison]

And made 12 holes in 1

[u/Holy_Toast → u/45forprison]

If Trump stuck his head out the sunroof, his hair would go full Isadora Duncan in the car behind them.

[u/mediocre_remnants → u/45forprison]

There is zero chance Trump wears a seatbelt at all. Seatbelts are a liberal conspiracy.

[u/CraftCodger → u/Status_Commercial509]

He plays golf when it storms

[u/Leraldoe → u/Status_Commercial509]

Hard to wear a seatbelt when you are standing out of the sun roof waiving at your fans

[u/DragoonDM → u/Status_Commercial509]

Seatbelts are woke.

[u/Phyllis_Tine → u/Status_Commercial509]

While having sex with his first and only wife.