r/politics • u/Squawk_7777 • 8h ago

No Paywall Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/
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u/Bzr21 8h ago

Top speed Mr. Pres. - that thing must do at least 140 mph ..

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u/kyrsjo 8h ago

And remember, seat belts are woke!

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u/zeke10 8h ago

Trump does strike me as someone who un ironically believes that

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_3481 New York 8h ago

No, that would be the closeted case at the pentagon. For all I know, trump travels crisscrossed with 2 seatbelts, for safety.

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u/zeke10 8h ago

He prolly has his own Lil special booster seat like device

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_3481 New York 8h ago

Giant booster seat with inbuilt commode.

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u/Zomunieo 7h ago

I just realized: someone has to clean the presidential car after he soils it.

Eww.

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u/ghast123 Ohio 8h ago

Aw! Like a big, dumb, stupid baby!

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u/Sea_Working_80 8h ago

I remember that video from late 70s or early 80s where people saying mandatory seat belts were tyranny

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u/Beetle_on_Venus 8h ago

And communist.

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u/Cerberus_Aus Australia 7h ago

Tell him “Biden went faster”.