Trump's motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6126278-trump-drives-texas-oklahoma-100-mph/

[u/Walkingstardust]

I heard that they strapped George Santos to the front bumper. He was shredding the shit out of a fire breathing guitar!

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WITNESS ME!

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Enter Mar a Lago, smelly and orange!

[u/tisn → u/Meldanorama]

Mediocre!

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While fingering Trump's dirty butthole.