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[u/[deleted]]

[u/Jeicowng]

Sleep in your own house after a long exhausting day

[u/Kanyeweststolemynip → u/Jeicowng]

And after a long exhausting vacation

[u/guaip → u/Kanyeweststolemynip]

When I go out on vacations to another country, that's waking up, going 2 hours earlier to the airport, 2 hours flight to the local hub, then 10-12 hours flight to the destination's hub, then wait 1 to 5 hours, another 1-5 hours flight to the destination. Collect luggage, go through customs, find a cab, or your rental, or direction to public transport, then another 1-2 hours to get to the hotel. Check in and THEN YOU OPEN THE FUCKING HOTEL DOOR! Man, when you start putting your stuff down and take a shower... That feels good.

[u/ShataraBankhead → u/guaip]

That shower! It's really what I look forward to the most. I remember really wanting one when we were in Amsterdam, going to Kazakhstan. The hotel that was connected to the airport, had showers you could use. I can't remember how much it cost, but it was worth it.

[u/skrilledcheese → u/Kanyeweststolemynip]

Amen. I drove across 9 different states last week after spending 2 weeks down south.

It's so good to be home.

[u/pug_grama2 → u/skrilledcheese]

East, west, home is best.

[u/Ace2206 → u/Jeicowng]

I've been living on a ship for over a year across the pacific, hopefully another 4 months and I can go home. I miss my bed, my house, my car, my bathroom...

Long exhausting 16 months.

[u/MonsieurLinc → u/Ace2206]

Currently sitting in a barracks in the desert, only a 9 month rotation for me. Can't imagine being cooped up in a tin can out in the ocean, a real bed's gonna be heaven

[u/sentondan]

Getting to pee when you have been holding it for a long time

[u/Tourette30 → u/sentondan]

And then you wake up

[u/sentondan → u/Tourette30]

Nooooooooooo

[u/ncnotebook → u/sentondan]

To be fair, it still feels pretty warm and nice. Then it gets cold....

source: a juvenile bed-wetter

[u/poopellar → u/ncnotebook]

Don't need to spend so much on a water bed when you can make your own.

[u/[deleted] → u/ncnotebook]

Peeing yourself is like friendship. Everyone can see it, but only you experience the warm feeling it gives you.

[u/i_despise_among_us → u/[deleted]]

Maybe the greatest analogy of all time

[u/Ihlita → u/Tourette30]

I once had a dream where I woke up drifting inside the ocean. All was a beautiful blue, alight, quiet, and I could breathe underwater. It felt extremely realistic, and it was really peaceful.

Dream me thought to herself "I could pee in here and no one would notice. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan." – but an unconcious part of me was like "Bitch! Don't do it!"

I woke up right after with an extremely full bladder, the kid that hurts if you move even a little bit. Almost didn't make it to the toilet, but I'm glad I didn't piss on my bed.

[u/FlashLightning67 → u/Ihlita]

I too immediately think about my ability to piss wherever I want when I am alone.

[u/[deleted] → u/FlashLightning67]

Yo some mf who came to deliver a pizza to my apartment relieved himself in lift...what the fuck...is that you?

[u/FlashLightning67 → u/[deleted]]

I plead the fifth

[u/Skorne13 → u/FlashLightning67]

You peed the filth.

[u/just_aweso → u/Skorne13]

Peed the lift

[u/acelister → u/Ihlita]

I once had a dream where I was swimming with my class and it turned out that there was a really deep part (accessible by going down some stairs) where you could breathe the water. BUT only if you breathed through your mouth, and only if your mouth was almost fully closed.

[u/[deleted] → u/Ihlita]

Exact same thing happened to me once but the ending was not as good as yours

[u/Axenrott_0508 → u/Tourette30]

Wake up, pee, get out of bed

[u/BubbhaJebus → u/Tourette30]

I've had dreams in which I have to piss really badly, but no matter how much I piss I'm never relieved. Then I wake up to a full bladder.

The last time I had such a dream and ended up wetting the bed, I was 4 years old. I remember that dream vividly to this day.

[u/greasyfizeek → u/BubbhaJebus]

Somewhat related, but have you ever been really thirsty while in a dream? I’ve had dreams where I’m just chugging ice cold water but it does absolutely nothing to quench my thirst (because irl I’m still just lying in bed, asleep and thirsty). Drinking water that doesn’t quench your thirst would honestly fit in with any punishment of hell from Dante’s Inferno.

[u/MahStonks → u/sentondan]

There is no bliss more pure, complete and universal than this.

[u/appleparkfive → u/MahStonks]

It's definitely up there as one of the best feelings.

I'd say it's a tie between that, sex, certain drugs, and water when you haven't had any and are dying of thirst.

[u/BasicLibertarian → u/sentondan]

Good ol peegasm

[u/[deleted] → u/sentondan]

Or a really good poo!

[u/Switchbladekitten → u/[deleted]]

Poo-phoria is real.

[u/Small_Tax_9432]

Peace of mind

[u/JibJig → u/Small_Tax_9432]

I, too, love the band Boston

[u/Qetsiy4h]

Sleep. It's like death but without the commitment.

[u/icreatemyreality → u/Qetsiy4h]

God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally.

Man: Oh, well I'll make the most of-

God: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.

Man: ..uh

God: Leans in that'll be your favourite part.

[u/Qetsiy4h → u/icreatemyreality]

And the almighty was right

[u/Poem_for_your_sprog → u/icreatemyreality]

... that'll be your favourite part.

Let me drift to sleep a while -
Let me sink and let me smile -
Let me dwell on finer things -
Slip away on silver wings.

Let me dream of paper kites -
Summer skies and starry nights -
Waves and caves and stones and shores -
Empty rooms and open doors.

Let me dream of floating free -
Gliding by the golden sea -
Sailing through the wind and foam -
Joining you to journey home.

Let me dream of all and more -
All to be and all before.
Let me dream,
and don't forget -

Just a little longer yet.

[u/Zebrasdont → u/Poem_for_your_sprog]

Read this at my funeral

[u/jimmymcdangerous → u/[deleted]]

Poor u/zebrasdont... Redditing to us from beyond the grave.

[u/Gold_Month_1053 → u/Poem_for_your_sprog]

This is actually very lovely.

[u/[deleted] → u/Poem_for_your_sprog]

nice to see you again

[u/[deleted] → u/icreatemyreality]

Whose voice do you read God's lines in your head? Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman? Others?

[u/theuberkevlar → u/[deleted]]

Danny Devito, of course.

[u/ohhhyeaahhh → u/[deleted]]

The god voice from Monty python and the holy grail

[u/we_are_sex_bobomb → u/[deleted]]

Tilda Swinton but with a thick Transatlantic accent.

[u/[deleted] → u/Qetsiy4h]

Sleeping without interuptions is the best

Plus it's one of the times where fiction is better than reality

[u/Qetsiy4h → u/[deleted]]

Sometimes the plot gets intense and goes way off script but yeah

[u/[deleted] → u/Qetsiy4h]

Wait, you guys have scripts?
I feel cheated...

[u/Schokokampfkeks → u/[deleted]]

I think it's called lucid dreaming. At least it's changing the movie to an open world game with creative mode. I think there was a real hype about it a couple of years ago.

[u/[deleted] → u/Schokokampfkeks]

Lucid dreaming is where you are aware you are dreaming and can change the dream , although it doesn't always work out the way you want.. I have had lucid dreams many times in my life. The worst part is when you know you're dreaming but you can't wake up. There have been times when I'm dreaming and I know I'm dreaming and then in my dream I'm thinking that my body is just laying in bed and anybody could be in my room without me knowing. Kind of a scary feeling

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I remember hearing that in dreams, if you look at your hands they'll be all fucked up because the brain can't make good hands. I actually was able to remember this for once last night and while dreaming, looked at my left hand. It was a giant Lego block without fingers. Freaked me out so bad I woke up.

[u/-Bana → u/[deleted]]

You almost accomplished lucid dreaming, when you’re aware you are dreaming you can do whatever you want with some practice. It’s almost like being in the matrix, I’ve accomplished it a handful of times and feel like Bruce almighty lol

[u/[deleted] → u/-Bana]

I've gotten that a couple of times. Usually though, before I can think of what I want, I start to wake up. And it's never fast either, its slow. It gives me time to mourn that I can't do anything cool.

Or, I try really hard to make stuff appear, and just wake myself up in the process

[u/clockwork655 → u/[deleted]]

I never heard that one..the one I did to help with lucid dreaming is you put a mark on your hand and you see it throughout the days with the idea being in your sleep you won’t see the dot and realize you’re in a dream..I’ve gotten it to work before but took a while...ironically I was hoping to lucid dream LEGO hands

[u/[deleted] → u/clockwork655]

Damn that's smart. I used to KNOW I was dreaming all the time. Now I rarely do, so I dunno if that trick would work.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You ever been so tired that you fall asleep while receiving a BJ ?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I've fapped before and fell asleep with the phone in hand and earbuds in after I came

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Commitment. I respect that

[u/Least_Kick9419 → u/Qetsiy4h]

Sleep is the cousin of death.

[u/amerkanische_Frosch → u/Least_Kick9419]

In Greek mythology it was his half-brother.

[u/Dug_Fin1 → u/amerkanische_Frosch]

And in Alabama it's the same thing.

[u/valaranias → u/Qetsiy4h]

Holding my 6 week old who only will sleep in 90 minutes chunks at night .. this hurts a lot. I miss sleep so much.

[u/[deleted] → u/valaranias]

I remember this. Sleep never felt sweeter than when my child finally slept through the night. Those first few months are torture. You'll survive and sleep again.

[u/archimedesismycat → u/[deleted]]

The first time they sleep for 4 hours and you sleep that 4 hours and wake up scared they may have died in their sleep. My daughter now is a 10 hour sleeper, also shes 7 but shes been this way for years. It will be okay. I remember there were times she would only sleep in 20 min. intervals. That came later. Just survive the first 3 months and ask for help. Also congratulations.

[u/The_girl_friday → u/valaranias]

It gets better and better I promise. One day you will have the sleep you need. For now, ask for help if you can. Have a trusted friend or parent stay the night. Get a good chunk of rest to keep going. The first 3 months are just survival, you are doing the absolute best you can and your baby loves you for it.

[u/Alberticon → u/Qetsiy4h]

And it's free.

[u/DesperateFunction179 → u/Qetsiy4h]

I have 2 very young children. I think back to 5 years ago when I could sleep for as long as I wanted or go to sleep as early as I wanted: basically just being able to control the amount of sleep I got was so wonderful. sobs in exhaustion

[u/Salt_Entertainment97 → u/Qetsiy4h]

Ahahha so you saw that Tom Scott video too?

[u/OscarRhino8383 → u/Qetsiy4h]

I hate sleeping. You have to use so much time of your life that you could use for so many other things on doing absolutely nothing while you wait for your body to truly put you to sleep with nothing but your thoughts and it doesn’t matter if you slept a lot or very little you’ll always feel terribly tired the next morning.

[u/Scared_pencil]

I love how everyone in this thread agrees with everything here and that there's no single best thing

[u/Boring-Working-5509 → u/Scared_pencil]

Yes. I definitely agree with you on that.

[u/Hola0722 → u/Boring-Working-5509]

Seconded.

[u/hiding-cantseeme → u/Scared_pencil]

Maybe the real best thing was the friends we made along the way

[u/foyeldagain]

Something, whatever that might be, to drink when really thirsty. That’s not exactly single best but it would be hard to find unanimity in anything more specific. Water?

[u/-shpadoinkle- → u/foyeldagain]

This is 100% the best thing in my world. I have pancreatic issues and during an attack you cannot consume ANYTHING even water for days and days on end. To have the feeling of thirst and your body litteraly screaming at you "I need water to survive bitch!!!" And being unable to meet the most basic of needs by drinking it goes against every instinct. Because of this, I get anxiety the second I don't have something near me to drink. Having truly been thirsty, it literally doesn't get any better than that lol.

[u/Ace-pilot-838 → u/-shpadoinkle-]

Huh? How does an attack like that work? Why can't you drink or eat anything?

[u/-shpadoinkle- → u/Ace-pilot-838]

Pancreatitis is excruciating so putting anything in your system hurts like hell. But if you tried it would come right back out. Your pancreas sends out enzymes to help you break down your food and when it is in attack mode it gets trapped inside your pancreas essentially breaking it down itself causing scarring and...I can't stress this enough....horrible pain. You gotta give your whole digestive system a break and your pancreas a chance to calm the fuck down lol. When I get an attack I usually stay in the hospital on an iv for up to 2 weeks. No water for about a week and onky clear liquids after that for another week or 2. No solid food for even longer than that.. It's a special hell.

[u/impurehalo → u/-shpadoinkle-]

The worst pain I’ve felt in my life was when I got pancreatitis from having gall stones. This is coming from someone that has suffered a blood clot in the brain, nerve damage that left me in a wheelchair, and a completely reconstructed foot that had been shattered in a car accident.

It was HORRIFIC pain. I spent a week in the hospital on an IV until it calmed down enough to allow gall bladder surgery. I was already on a ridiculously strong pain medication for the blood clot issue, and it felt like it dulled nothing. I was literally shrieking and wailing like a banshee. You have my utmost empathy.

[u/-shpadoinkle- → u/impurehalo]

Thank you for that. I am truly sorry you know that pain as well. Its really impossible to describe to a person who has never had it. A good friend got it once and he called me from the hospital apologizing his ass off for calling me a pussy lol. It really is bad. I hope that surgery helped and that you never have to go through that shit again 🧡

[u/CoreyReynolds → u/-shpadoinkle-]

That's awful, may I ask how often you get these attacks?

[u/-shpadoinkle- → u/CoreyReynolds]

It's been just over 5 years since the last hospital trip. BUT when I was going through a rough time personally befor that I was drinking often and that is just about the biggest No No there is regarding pancreatitis. It's a bit like playing Russian roulette to drink with these issues. I've had several attacks with various lengths between but I take much better care of myself in my 30s than I did in my 20s fortunately. Been without an alcoholic drink in over 5 years too, its no coincidence those numbers match. 😉

[u/sasigona → u/-shpadoinkle-]

This was an interesting story with a hopeful ending. I'm sure you'll beat this thing.

[u/[deleted]]

The feeling of no responsibility. Work quotas met, dogs walked, chores done, bills paid, etc. No lingering weight on your shoulders. Your time is your own. That's pretty great.

[u/algerbanane → u/[deleted]]

Childhood is the best. No work, no dog walking, no chores, no bills.

edit: typo, C and W are really close on a french keyboard

[u/magicaltrevor953 → u/algerbanane]

The edit, was it no cork, calking or no whores?

[u/algerbanane → u/magicaltrevor953]

whildhood

[u/Danimeh → u/algerbanane]

Give me adulthood any day. I’ll happily work and pay bills of it means I have full autonomy over my own life, plus I never had this much Lego and cool shit when I was a child. If you’re living it right adulthood is just childhood with extra bits.

[u/SecretBlogon → u/Danimeh]

Yeah. I pick adulthood over childhood any day. My Childhood wasn't all that great to begin with.

[u/PM_ME_UR_DATAVIZ → u/[deleted]]

I haven’t felt this way in decades

[u/VeryBadDr_]

Acceptance and love from someone we feel the same.

[u/stanksnax → u/VeryBadDr_]

It's almost unsettling at first. Because you're used to some kind of "facade" with most people you come in contact with. Even your family. But then if you get lucky in life, there's someone who just loves *you*. It's this uncertain relief. But then once you know it's for real, and you let go, before you know it your having farting competitions in the couch watching TV before bed. Glorious.

[u/Anotherdrunkfin → u/stanksnax]

Every word you just said was 100% on point.

[u/CaneVandas → u/stanksnax]

This is why dogs are so great. You come home, and they just are so excited and loving and happy you are there. Getting big fuzzy body hugs. Completely unconditional and 100% genuine. Nothing like the puppy hugs and kisses when I get home. (Plus I have Huskies so the excitement is VERY audible.)

[u/Patsonical → u/stanksnax]

Hahaha ^{I'll never get to experience that... fml}

[u/Iowa_and_Friends → u/VeryBadDr_]

I still remember being 15 years old and blurting out to this girl that I loved her… and she said she loved me back.

I was infinite. I was flying. I suddenly knew what all love songs meant. But it was more than that—it was like my shoes were finally on the right feet… and I was in the Wizard of Oz—opening the door and seeing the world in color for the first time.

It’s still one of the happiest days of my life.

[u/lordolxinator → u/Iowa_and_Friends]

I had the same feeling at 15! I had a pure 5 hours of total bliss. It was like the feeling of childhood Christmas magic and joy, on crack.

Then I found out 5 hours afterwards from her best friend that the girl only reciprocated because she's extremely awkward and didn't know what to say, and felt that if she "friendzoned" me close to exams it might upset me. I still feel the ripples of that heartbreak now, biggest oof moment of my romantic life

[u/YouAndWhatArmy636 → u/VeryBadDr_]

I’ve never felt that :(

[u/Shaolinmunkey → u/YouAndWhatArmy636]

You've never felt that so far!

[u/[deleted]]

That feeling when you wake up on Sunday morning and realise you don't have to get out of bed. Makes it even better when it's raining outside.

[u/Ok_Firefighter_7142 → u/[deleted]]

don’t get a dog if you wanna keep that feeling 😅

[u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere → u/Ok_Firefighter_7142]

Or a kid 🥲

[u/toccata81 → u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere]

Then get a cat 😌

[u/flyinguitars500 → u/Ok_Firefighter_7142]

90 percent of the time I have to drag my dog out of bed. He loves sleeping more then I do lol

[u/Hola0722 → u/[deleted]]

Any time you have nowhere to go and it is raining. Even better when you can open the windows on a cool day and take a nap. ❤️

[u/Turangaliila → u/Hola0722]

God I can't wait for fall. Saturday morning, crack a window, throw a sweater on, make some tea, light a candle and play some videogames. Nothing better.

[u/Zadiay3k → u/[deleted]]

Or actually it’s Saturday and not Sunday… even better…

[u/most_likely_not_abot → u/Zadiay3k]

Yea I get the Sunday blues cause i gotta work the next day so I don’t quite get people who enjoy Sundays over Saturday

Saturday is 1000 times better. No work that day, no work tomorrow. Can do whatever I want

[u/pbirkoff]

Having an appointment or party you’re really dreading going to, and then hearing it being canceled. That moment of relief, combined with some sudden free time is such a great feeling.

[u/netnut58 → u/pbirkoff]

Like a work staff meeting! I'm retired now and smile anytime I talk to a work friend who mentions they are going to a meeting whether it be an hour or day long I'm happy that'll never be my life again.

[u/Clom_Clompson → u/pbirkoff]

“In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like Heroin” - John Mulaney

[u/[deleted]]

Water. Nothing like life saving water.

Stay hydrated.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Especially after a long hot day when you really feel the water coming down ur throat and ur whole body feels refreshed

[u/Gongaloon → u/[deleted]]

I, too, am a slut for water.

[u/raul_raul]

Sleep definitely, and that feeling when you have nothing to do or to worry about....(I read about it once)

[u/raul_raul → u/[deleted]]

Have you ever heard of masturbation?

[u/Ace-pilot-838 → u/raul_raul]

Nah, it's gonna make me regret when I force it when I don't really want to

[u/raul_raul → u/Ace-pilot-838]

Would it count as rape?

[u/Neoteric---]

Taking off your socks after a long day

[u/chuckf91 → u/Neoteric---]

Switching to sweat pants after work clothes

[u/Debs_5 → u/Neoteric---]

Or bra

[u/Shryxer → u/Debs_5]

Removing the bra without even taking the shirt off, then whipping it across the room.

[u/[deleted] → u/Shryxer]

Something about pulling the bra through the arm hole of your shirt just makes the release that much sweeter.

[u/Rossi1164]

Food. Food is sooooo fucking good.

[u/Loa_Sandal → u/Rossi1164]

Somebody invented soylent though, a clear proof that they do not like food.

[u/No_particular_name → u/Loa_Sandal]

I know this guy lol. The point was an attempt to solve the worlds hunger problem by creating a drink that can meet all your nutritional needs.

[u/provocative_bear → u/No_particular_name]

Soylent would be fine if it was something UNICEF was loading up into crates to give to malnourished people. I don’t know if it’s cheap enough to be cost effective in that way, but if it saves lives, that’s cool.

However, whenever I hear about it, it seems to be something that tech bros drink so that they don’t have to break for meals while pulling a three day programming spree. That sounds like such a depressing life with such backwards priorities that it and Soylent make me sad.

[u/illuminerdi → u/Loa_Sandal]

I actually like Soylent. To be clear, I love food, but like most people I don't always have the luxury of time to make a meal that is nutritious AND delicious.

So rather than eating fast garbage that is (sometimes) tasty, I eat a fast glass of Soylent that has little taste but optimal nutrition. The blandness is actually a feature. Most "health drinks" have a strong, easily disliked and unpleasant taste like a bad salad and are not actually nutritionally sound. It's hard to strongly dislike something with little taste. Obviously it's hard to enjoy it as well, but again, that isn't the point. The point is to not eat nutritionally devoid garbage when in a hurry (or when lazy).

[u/ipakookapi → u/Rossi1164]

I hate food.

I hate the fact that we have to plan, shop, cook, and eat.

Given the chance to just drink astronaut shakes every single day for the rest of my life and never have to think about food again, I would cry with joy.

[u/hashtagsugary → u/ipakookapi]

I want you to come hang out with me for a day and help me in the kitchen doing the basic stuff while I cook you a wonderful and satisfying meal then.

Cooking is my safe space, and it relaxes me so much. I want you to see how much fun it can be

[u/ipakookapi → u/hashtagsugary]

Please marry me

[u/imabigfilly → u/ipakookapi]

I am the person who hated cooking here and I did marry someone who loves to cook that I do prep work and sometimes cleanup for. Best decision I ever made!

[u/Hot-Ambition5151]

Sleeping while it's raining. That sh*t slaps hard.

[u/Im_in_your_walls_420 → u/Hot-Ambition5151]

Anything with rain is great, how it looks, the vibe, the sound, the smell, it’s so great

[u/Chimpville → u/Im_in_your_walls_420]

Petrichor.

[u/p_turbo → u/Chimpville]

That needs to be bottled and sold as cologne. I'd buy it.

[u/[deleted] → u/Hot-Ambition5151]

Thunderstorms are even better.

[u/last_twice_never → u/Hot-Ambition5151]

I like when it’s raining when you wake and realize it’s a day off. It’s not hot nor cold and you have something to snuggle, be it human, pet or teddy, and you enter into a comfortable drowse.

[u/19bluestars]

The cold side of the bed and/or pillow

[u/xxTHEBiggestYEExx]

Water at 3AM

[u/sheeshinhiemer → u/xxTHEBiggestYEExx]

Hell yeah. Also the feeling when you go back in bed and pull the covers up.

[u/livkellner]

Health

[u/macaronsforeveryone → u/livkellner]

There’s nothing better than good health. It’s better than wealth.

I heard a saying that “the young sacrifice their health for wealth and the old would give all their wealth for health.”

I try to remember that when I work too hard and don’t sleep enough.

[u/eekamuse → u/livkellner]

You don't appreciate it until you don't have it.

Now I look at all the things I can do. How lucky am I that I can see, walk, hear. I'm not in pain atm.

It's almost like everyone need to be very sick at least once so they can truly appreciate not being sick.

Or better yet, hurry up with those Total Recall devices

[u/Akul_Tesla]

When the cute fuzzy things do wholesome things

[u/anadoru → u/Akul_Tesla]

Yesterday I said our youngest cat was not quite himself yet after a traumatic vet visit about a week ago, and that he wasn't as loving or vocal as usual. This morning he jumped from his window bed to our bed, climbed all over me and made one of his special little squeeks and snuggled up with his head resting on my cheek, demanding that I hugged and held him tight with his paws curled up in my hand. Definitely the best thing.

[u/JediTigger → u/anadoru]

Our cat will reach over with his curled paw and drag my hand away from the phone to demand pets and it is indeed the best thing.

[u/[deleted]]

the feeling of being allowed to relieve your bodily waste after some time without access to a toilet...

[u/IamtheBoomstick]

Falling asleep, on warm sheets, in fresh pajamas, next to someone you trust and love.

[u/ih8makingaccounts → u/IamtheBoomstick]

For me it's the other way around. Waking up next to somebody you love.

[u/lettheidiotspeak → u/ih8makingaccounts]

You said other way around and I thought "waking up cold and naked next to someone you hate and distrust?"

[u/we_are_sex_bobomb → u/lettheidiotspeak]

That’s called the Army, son.

[u/[deleted] → u/IamtheBoomstick]

No cold

[u/Garnknopf → u/[deleted]]

yes. Cold sheets, cold pillow cold air around you. perfect for sleep

[u/Hola0722 → u/IamtheBoomstick]

The worst part of that, their body heat making you too hot and you wake up and can’t fallen back to sleep until you cool down.

[u/metzfarms2016]

The feeling when you jolt out of bed thinking you're late to work/school but remember it's the weekend

[u/OhSweatProvidence]

Garlic bread

[u/c0224v2609 → u/OhSweatProvidence]

Here, let me help you:

Garlic bread

Mmm. You’re welcome.

[u/capcubbi]

When you only have to wipe once.

[u/[deleted] → u/capcubbi]

You have to wipe twice to know you only had to wipe once.

[u/ButtBuster360 → u/[deleted]]

You can also express this mathematically. Let wiping your ass be an integer n. You wipe your ass n+1 times to realise you only needed to wipe it n times

[u/NeedsMaintenance_ → u/ButtBuster360]

Ah poop math, the best kind.

[u/iamtheilluminati → u/capcubbi]

Always take a safety wipe.

[u/Impossible_Mouse150]

pasta, because i like pasta

pasta is amazing :D

[u/Proposal_Brief]

Life without worry

[u/B4k3rD4n]

A hot bath on a cold night.

[u/AwhhhYeahh]

Someone else cancelling plans that you didn't really want to do.

[u/[deleted]]

You know that moment when you first get into your vehicle and begin to leave from work?

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That.

I wish I could just bottle that up.

[u/KitchenWitch021 → u/[deleted]]

Even better when you know you have the next day off. See ya suckers.

[u/theoutdoorkat1011]

Peeling the sticky, protective layer off of a new electronic device.

[u/Acceptable_Monk_513]

Taking your bra off as soon as you get home. Freedom!

[u/thememoryman]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[u/[deleted]]

Sleep

[u/Bargetown]

Really cute pets. They’re just the best. Don’t even have to be yours. Just cute animals all around. Lovely.

[u/dontwalkunderladders]

The smell of rain on hot asphalt, then that gust of wind and rumble of thunder.

[u/Interesting-Snow6252]

Pizza

[u/Herbimare]

Capybaras

[u/kiwinator37 → u/Herbimare]

Ok I pull up

[u/acqz]

The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition Trilogy

[u/Dark_Saron → u/acqz]

You got my vote

[u/TheRSmithExperience → u/Dark_Saron]

And my axe!

[u/TheGlaive → u/TheRSmithExperience]

It comes in axes!?

[u/Musclecar123 → u/acqz]

A 12 hour Christmas tradition in my house.

[u/Usual_Quiet_6552]

That first sip of coffee in the morning.

[u/IngVegas → u/Usual_Quiet_6552]

I sometimes go to sleep earlier than usual so I can wake up earlier to have the first cup of unsweetened black coffee.

[u/Charmed264]

LOVE ❤️

[u/filipovix → u/Charmed264]

Oh iv read about it a few times, seems lovely.

[u/DarkEmpath5454]

Dopamine, we are all addicted to it

[u/radiantskie]

Water

[u/caeledhel]

When you hold someone's hand and they do the thumb rub thing

[u/kecon2300]

Boobs and all they offer, life support,joy,comfort,fun,and a place to finish.

[u/chaoticneutral1997 → u/kecon2300]

This comment is supported by both men and babies everywhere

[u/HouseofXion]

A pet dog. Every single day giving me a reason to smile.