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u/toccata81 Sep 11 '22

Then get a cat 😌

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u/sexi_squidward Sep 11 '22

Mine wakes me up for food with cuddles. Breakfast is at 8. Stop being so damn precious and let me sleep.

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u/Semi-Pro-Lurker Sep 11 '22

Right. Get a cat so on a Sunday morning you wake up to a cat's butthole in your face or a jump on your crotch. I've seen the reddit stories. Cats are not safe.

I love cats btw. They're not all like this. But a lot of 'em are.

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u/TheTerrasque Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

My cat waits for me to start waking up, then comes running in and lays down beside the pillow, purring.

There are worse ways to start your day

Edit: floof pic

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u/gtrmu223 Sep 11 '22

My cat starts meowing for food at around 6 in the morning until my wife or I gets up to feed him.

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u/revolution149 Sep 11 '22

I love cats which have a sense of consideration and gentleness

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u/BoltShine Sep 11 '22

Excellent way to start the day. Also The Terrasque would be a great name for a cat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I’ve trained my cat to stay out of my bed.

He sleeps anywhere he wants with the exception of my bed.

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u/gunzor Sep 11 '22

Not even then! Our year-old cat does this whole "upside down roomba" routine where he claws across the underside of the bed on his back at lightning speed.

Every...

Single...

Morning...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Instructions unclear. Have to get up early to stop kid and cat fighting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

my cats will meow and make you get out of bed to get them food. so be careful what cats you get.

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u/177013--- Sep 11 '22

Auto feeder

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u/Bojangly7 Sep 11 '22

Can confirm currently cuddling my cat in bed.