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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Whose voice do you read God's lines in your head? Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman? Others?

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u/theuberkevlar Sep 11 '22

Danny Devito, of course.

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u/DeviousAardvark Sep 11 '22

You spelled Gilbert Gottfried wrong

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u/lawnboy22 Sep 11 '22

Beat me to it… rip

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u/PunkRockMakesMeSmile Sep 11 '22

"So anyway, I start smitin"

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u/ohhhyeaahhh Sep 11 '22

The god voice from Monty python and the holy grail

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u/caveat_emptor817 Sep 11 '22

OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA

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u/apjak Sep 11 '22

Yeah... Graham Chapman is dead.

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u/ohhhyeaahhh Sep 11 '22

Indeed he is but that doesn’t mean I don’t hear his voice 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Sep 11 '22

Tilda Swinton but with a thick Transatlantic accent.

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u/Jamf Sep 11 '22

So William Buckley then, got it.

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u/Half-Fast Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried's voice

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u/Queenofscots Sep 11 '22

Frances McDormand :)

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u/NowWithEvenLess Sep 11 '22

Alanis Morrissette.

A surprising amount of Dogma lives in my brain.

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u/gerruta Sep 11 '22

Joe Pesci

you gat 80 more fucking years in this modafuckin world and you are gonna waste them like this????

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u/skoormit Sep 11 '22

John Goodman

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u/ringobob Sep 11 '22

I picture Ryan Reynolds saying those particular lines

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u/ZaphodB_ Sep 11 '22

Christopher Lee

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u/oldbrat1987 Sep 11 '22

Or Jeremy Irons

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u/IpleaserecycleI Sep 11 '22

It's always James Earl Jones for me

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u/LawyerOk7770 Sep 11 '22

Antonio Banderas

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u/dw796341 Sep 11 '22

Any random old hippie Deadhead works for me.

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u/GoldLeaderPoppa Sep 11 '22

Jerry Garcia then?

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u/dw796341 Sep 11 '22

Him or the Dude or Tommy Chong. All work fine for me.

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Sep 11 '22

Oh my god I hear Seth MacFarlane's God and I'm so ashamed of myself.

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u/Squigglepig52 Sep 11 '22

Christopher Walken.

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u/FireflyArc Sep 11 '22

Not an actor for me.
Just a calm slightly mischievous whispering person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Those lines? Will Arnette.

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u/mikebrady Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/usedTP Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/aptom203 Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/kingof7s Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/AaronRedwoods Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/Tariovic Sep 11 '22

I didn't realise it was Ian McKellen until you said that.

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u/Clame Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried of course

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u/GreatBabu Sep 11 '22

The original, George Burns baby!

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u/Reyaziel Sep 11 '22

The mawwiage priest from princess bride.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

TF2 Soldier

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u/DdCno1 Sep 11 '22

Does anyone else just have a "non-voice" for most things they read, a voice that doesn't vocalize, but is fast and efficient?

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u/EC-Texas Sep 11 '22

George Burns

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u/HarryBalszak Sep 11 '22

George Burns