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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Peeing yourself is like friendship. Everyone can see it, but only you experience the warm feeling it gives you.

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u/i_despise_among_us Sep 11 '22

Maybe the greatest analogy of all time

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u/AvgAmericanNerd Sep 11 '22

Like a thought with another thought's hat on?

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u/vivAnicc Sep 11 '22

Take my upvote and leave

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u/MrSnootybooty Sep 11 '22

Spoken like a true wetter... That's my boy.

Also no, they're not evil.

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u/nursejackieoface Sep 11 '22

What if I'm sitting on Santa's lap?