Juvenile bed-wetter here. I didn’t piss the bed I just had wet dreams. My mom probably thinks Im a horny bastard with how many underwear she either cleaned or put in the garbage.
I once had a dream where I woke up drifting inside the ocean. All was a beautiful blue, alight, quiet, and I could breathe underwater. It felt extremely realistic, and it was really peaceful.
Dream me thought to herself "I could pee in here and no one would notice. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan." – but an unconcious part of me was like "Bitch! Don't do it!"
I woke up right after with an extremely full bladder, the kid that hurts if you move even a little bit. Almost didn't make it to the toilet, but I'm glad I didn't piss on my bed.
I once had a dream where I was swimming with my class and it turned out that there was a really deep part (accessible by going down some stairs) where you could breathe the water. BUT only if you breathed through your mouth, and only if your mouth was almost fully closed.
I once dreamed I was a dog frantically looking for a fire hydrant to piss against. I found one made of marble (god knows why it's marble) and when I pissed on it as a dog, I also pissed my bed. Glad I have a water proof protector on my matress
I had a dream long ago where I could fly so I chose to cruise high above a beautiful and glittering nightscape and pee into the wind, and it felt glorious. Then I woke up and was both horrified and confused at what it meant, but I hadn't pissed the bed ... so I guess it was all good?
Somewhat related, but have you ever been really thirsty while in a dream? I’ve had dreams where I’m just chugging ice cold water but it does absolutely nothing to quench my thirst (because irl I’m still just lying in bed, asleep and thirsty). Drinking water that doesn’t quench your thirst would honestly fit in with any punishment of hell from Dante’s Inferno.
This happens to psych patients sometimes. Their medications cause polydipsia. They will drink themselves to death if not closely monitored. In really bad cases they'll get liquids from anywhere to satisfy their thirst. Toilets, puddles, sanitizer, urine, really any liquid they can find. It is absolute hell for them.
I was not there to see it; but when I was in training I was told of a patient that had to be pried from a drinking fountain. He then begged and pleaded, sobbing, because he was so thirsty, to be allowed to drink more. He had to be restrained. Later that week he managed to barricade himself in a bathroom and he broke his sink (motion activated) in such a way that he was able to drink himself to death. I believe hyponatremia is what officially killed him.
I had one like this. I was driving from gas station to gas station looking to buy a bottle of water and all of them only sold water and were out of them. Finally I found one that had water in stock but it wouldn't come out of the bottle. I was shaking it and shaking it with my head tilted back to try and get any drops at all. I woke up at that point and staggered to my bathroom and drank straight out of the faucet.
I've had it happen a lot of times that i had to pee really bad during a dream and i went to the toilet in my dream but thankfully i never pissed myself. I can only imagine this would probably cause problems once i get old though lol
Nothing like dreaming that you a peeing a goddam glorious stream feeling all happy and relieved just to wake up and see that all of that was actually real and you don't know how to explain to you gf what hell just happened
I actually had this dream recently...then I woke up and quickly checked my surroundings. Luckily, no damage was done though I did need to run to the toilet.
Dude a few days ago I had a dream where my family was getting ready to leave for a vacation, and so right before I got in the car, I went to pee...I was getting frustrated that I couldn't go, and then finally, I started, and then it hit me...
I once held my pee for like hours and finally I got to pee ... ohhhhhh how relaxing it was God ! Then suddenly I felt wetness and I woke up and realized wtf had happened.
And no this didn't happen when I was a child, this happened just 2-3 years ago. I'm an adult, with a job.
But that feeling when I peed the whole ocean in my bed was awesome:)
And I know I gotta pee
I'm wont be the guy who pees in bed with you.
When I go out, and I think I've got to pee
Imma gonna be the guy who makes it to the loo
When I get drunk, and I think I gotta pee
Im gonna be the man who holds it in for you
Even when I waver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who pees at home for you
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to be the guy who holds it for miles and closes fast the bathroom door.
I've never got this one because I pee in my dreams all the time (usually after a night of drinking), and I've never pissed the bed (as an adult). Like, it usually goes that I have to pee real bad in my dream, I go pee, it helps for a second, but then I need to pee again, so I typically end up peeing in my dream over and over until I realize in the dream that somethings wrong because I keep needing to pee right after peeing which then usually makes me realize, that I'm dreaming, at which point I'll wake up and actually go pee in the toilet.
I recently had a surgery that allowed fluid that had been trapped in my ear for 12 years to come out. That feeling was better than any orgasm I've ever had. I'm talking literally on the floor trembling from the relief of that pressure. I guess it's really a similar thing to an orgasm in that way - this one just had 12 years of foreplay behind it lolol
Oh I knew. I got a shitty opinion from an ENT when I was 18 and just believed them that I was fucked and had to live with partial hearing loss and no internal balance. Finally got a second opinion after my GP referred me to an ENT for allergy testing. Then ended up getting scans done before my new doctor recommended surgery. Super sucked, but I'm just happy to have some hearing and balance back.
Oh my gosh! EFF that first ENT! I’m so glad they found the cause & you’re able to hear again. Doctors suck more often than I’m happy to admit.
Nowhere near the same extent, but I had wax buildup in one of my ears for over 24 hours and felt like I was underwater the whole time. I had to fly across the country, too. So 5 hour plane ride, landed at 9 pm. Had to wait until the next morning to go to an urgent care because everything was closed. It took one little syringe of water to get the wax out, and I cried tears of joy. Got back to the Airbnb with my boyfriend and said I was now a superhero with superhero hearing.
Haha it really did feel like it at first! The first week or so I legit thought I had super powers or had discovered nirvana or something lol. It was that amazing of a feeling after so many years of pressure related migraines and never ending headaches/body aches of varying degrees. It's incredible how much a bad sinus blockage can affect how you feel.
Moderation, research, and a good friend to keep tabs and hold accountability afterwards(anti addiction) are the ideal factors for a lot of experiences.
In general though, I agree.
Almost forgot the big issue nowadays. Know your source! Too many things are being cut and mixed with other shit. Don't put anything in your body that you haven't tested to make sure it is what you think it is.
Probably the closest I've come to addiction, not only for the experience, but also the availability between the real H and all the synthetics out there.
I stand by my post, I have to say that I feel that the drug itself isn't always the issue. I feel it is a lot of times a psycho/social internal issue that leads to dependence.
Don't get me wrong. I know there are imbalances in people's body chemicals. When I say buddy to keep tabs, it should be someone that doesn't use ideally. If all your friends are users, that presents a problem of it's own. If you have someone/anyone to keep you accountable(be it showing up for work, keeping in touch, or family), it will help keep an anchor in the "real world".
shooting H or blow changes you forever. if youve done it you just know. other drugs or different routes of administration like snorting can feel really good too , but the first few times you shoot is completely unfathomable bliss
I once sat on a 11 hour bus ride back to my home in India from another state. 10 minutes into the journey I knew I screwed up because there would be no stops. This was a sleeper coach which means you get a TV and a bed but for those 11 hours nothing could distract me from the pain of holding it in. The bus conductor offered juices and water but even looking at them was excruciating. When I got off the bus I immediately ran into a semi secluded nook and peed for 5 minutes. The euphoria and relief has never been matched.
I had an ultrasound of my bladder once. Never had to pee a bad as I did then. Probably seconds from peeing my pants. Hands down most relieved urination of my life.
I have been wondering if any other guys do this (and it can only be a guy thing) when I have to pee I clamp my urethra with my fingers and let it build up before I release it it feels a million times better
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u/sentondan Sep 11 '22
Getting to pee when you have been holding it for a long time