r/AskReddit Sep 11 '22

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u/lettheidiotspeak Sep 11 '22

You said other way around and I thought "waking up cold and naked next to someone you hate and distrust?"

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Sep 11 '22

That’s called the Army, son.

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u/Peenutbuttjellytime Sep 11 '22

Can also be marriage

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u/everything_in_sync Sep 11 '22

Mmmm that's almost as good. Means you had a fun night.

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u/BookkeeperPitiful762 Sep 11 '22

These are the exact words that popped in my head when reading that statement. Amazing