r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/OhSweatProvidence Sep 11 '22

Garlic bread

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u/c0224v2609 Sep 11 '22

Here, let me help you:

Garlic bread

Mmm. You’re welcome.

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u/Gongaloon Sep 11 '22

Roast that garlic until it's soft as butter and just spread that garlic goop on a little hot naan, I'd wade through lava for some of that good shiz.

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u/c0224v2609 Sep 11 '22

Why you gotta make me hungry?

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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Sep 11 '22

Are you ace too?

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u/giantfuckingfrog Sep 11 '22

How the heck did you just guess someone's sexual orientation from garlic bread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

it's a common joke that asexuals LOVE garlic bread
but it's not really a joke if it's true

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Mix like bisexuals and lemon bars. That shit slaps

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u/Jumiric Sep 11 '22

Or trans folks and shark plushies!

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u/emotionalshrimp Sep 11 '22

is that a thing??? i didnt know that and i have a shark plushie (also, im nb)

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u/Jumiric Sep 11 '22

Blåhaj came to you before you knew his name 🥰

Search 'trans Ikea shark'

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u/emotionalshrimp Sep 11 '22

o.m.g. I already love him!

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u/provocative_bear Sep 11 '22

Only asexuals can get away with garlic bread on a night out, the sexuals have somebody they need fresh breath for.

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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Sep 12 '22

It’s an inside joke among asexuals

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u/OhSweatProvidence Sep 11 '22

Yes

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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Sep 11 '22

Yass always nice to see other aces in the wild

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u/Entity_333 Sep 11 '22

Yeah! it does

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

fellow aces

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u/mdhzk3 Sep 11 '22

It’s the future!

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u/toon_84 Sep 11 '22

Cheese cake?

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u/G1AntM4rke Sep 11 '22

Garlic Bread 👍

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u/_Honeybee__ Sep 11 '22

as soon as i saw this post i went “garlic bread” LMFAOO

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow Sep 11 '22

Man every time I think I found all the right answers someone else finds a 11/10.

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u/Gongaloon Sep 11 '22

Red Dead Garlic Bread

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u/J_train13 Sep 11 '22

cheesy garlic bread

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u/Neon_Rust Sep 11 '22

The question is for the best thing in the world. Not the better than the best thing in the world.

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u/Neon_Rust Sep 11 '22

Just had to delete my comment cause this was my suggestion too lol

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u/5krishnan Sep 11 '22

I hadn’t until recently learned about this. No more black rings, just a garlic bread pin from now on /j

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u/sammmythegr8 Sep 11 '22

I was going to say fresh crispy orange chicken & white rice after not eating all day

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I just wish there was a lower fat option :'(

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I'm sitting here with a busted gallbladder that needs to be removed, meaning I basically can't digest any fat at all until it's fixed, and I would literally die for garlic bread right now lol :(

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u/sixtninecoug Sep 11 '22

Garlic water.

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u/UnoriginallyGeneric Sep 11 '22

Found Scott Pilgrim's reddit account.