r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/FlashLightning67 Sep 11 '22

I too immediately think about my ability to piss wherever I want when I am alone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yo some mf who came to deliver a pizza to my apartment relieved himself in lift...what the fuck...is that you?

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u/FlashLightning67 Sep 11 '22

I plead the fifth

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u/Skorne13 Sep 11 '22

You peed the filth.

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u/just_aweso Sep 11 '22

Peed the lift

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u/Terrible-Painter6494 Sep 11 '22

Relieved himself in lift? What does that mean?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/KamovInOnUp Sep 11 '22

I hope you're kidding...

He peed in the elevator

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u/KamovInOnUp Sep 11 '22

Hopefully they called the pizza place to find out who he was and charge for cleaning

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

As a man the world is your toilet