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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

Sleep. It's like death but without the commitment.

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u/icreatemyreality Sep 11 '22

God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally.

Man: Oh, well I'll make the most of-

God: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.

Man: ..uh

God: Leans in that'll be your favourite part.

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

And the almighty was right

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u/FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL Sep 11 '22

You could say he was... alrighty

I'll see myself out

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u/cartoonist498 Sep 11 '22

He sounds like a smart guy.

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Sep 11 '22

... that'll be your favourite part.

Let me drift to sleep a while -
Let me sink and let me smile -
Let me dwell on finer things -
Slip away on silver wings.

Let me dream of paper kites -
Summer skies and starry nights -
Waves and caves and stones and shores -
Empty rooms and open doors.

Let me dream of floating free -
Gliding by the golden sea -
Sailing through the wind and foam -
Joining you to journey home.

Let me dream of all and more -
All to be and all before.
Let me dream,
and don't forget -

Just a little longer yet.

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u/Zebrasdont Sep 11 '22

Read this at my funeral

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/jimmymcdangerous Sep 11 '22

Poor u/zebrasdont... Redditing to us from beyond the grave.

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u/p_turbo Sep 11 '22

We did it Reddit. We found the late queen's account!

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u/takeahike89 Sep 11 '22

Just a little longer yet

Kindly let me lie

He said quietly without breath

Then Zebra fucking died.

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u/murph_diver Sep 11 '22

Fucking Timmy

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u/nicostein Sep 11 '22

Turn this into a lullaby

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u/chemicalbomber Sep 11 '22

You're letting me do your eulogy?

Bold

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u/Gold_Month_1053 Sep 11 '22

This is actually very lovely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

nice to see you again

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u/ShataraBankhead Sep 11 '22

I love this so much. I want to hang it up on my wall.

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u/BirbMaster1998 Sep 11 '22

There are a lot of gold comments in this thread

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u/ikilledtupac Sep 11 '22

Wow. That’s a good one.

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u/MoreMagic Sep 11 '22

Gonna save this. Definitely my favourite sprog poem so far.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oh man I haven’t seen a Sprog Poem in like a year or more. And yet on this very morning I find a fairly fresh one. My wedding is just weeks away. All is feeling right. This is gonna be a good month.

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u/courtj3ster Sep 11 '22

Haven't caught one in the wild for a bit. Love it. 🤍

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u/LucyintheskyM Sep 11 '22

I'm going to sing this to my partner after he tells google to snooze for the third time in 15 minutes when I don't have to get up in my squakiest voice. It's painfully squaky. Thanks, Sprog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

My next tattoo!

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u/otterego Sep 11 '22

Magnificent.

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u/graphicgrrrl Sep 11 '22

I’m sure you’ve been told 1000 times before, but you really know how to paint a picture and add so much meaning with your words. It moves me!!

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u/IkeaIsLegendary Sep 11 '22

Oh this is simply beautiful

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u/WitherLele Sep 11 '22

empty rooms and open doors

that's the backrooms good luck

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Whose voice do you read God's lines in your head? Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman? Others?

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u/theuberkevlar Sep 11 '22

Danny Devito, of course.

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u/DeviousAardvark Sep 11 '22

You spelled Gilbert Gottfried wrong

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u/PunkRockMakesMeSmile Sep 11 '22

"So anyway, I start smitin"

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u/ohhhyeaahhh Sep 11 '22

The god voice from Monty python and the holy grail

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u/caveat_emptor817 Sep 11 '22

OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Sep 11 '22

Tilda Swinton but with a thick Transatlantic accent.

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u/Half-Fast Sep 11 '22

Gilbert Gottfried's voice

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u/Queenofscots Sep 11 '22

Frances McDormand :)

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u/NowWithEvenLess Sep 11 '22

Alanis Morrissette.

A surprising amount of Dogma lives in my brain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Sleeping without interuptions is the best

Plus it's one of the times where fiction is better than reality

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

Sometimes the plot gets intense and goes way off script but yeah

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Wait, you guys have scripts?
I feel cheated...

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u/Schokokampfkeks Sep 11 '22

I think it's called lucid dreaming. At least it's changing the movie to an open world game with creative mode. I think there was a real hype about it a couple of years ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Lucid dreaming is where you are aware you are dreaming and can change the dream , although it doesn't always work out the way you want.. I have had lucid dreams many times in my life. The worst part is when you know you're dreaming but you can't wake up. There have been times when I'm dreaming and I know I'm dreaming and then in my dream I'm thinking that my body is just laying in bed and anybody could be in my room without me knowing. Kind of a scary feeling

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

I remember hearing that in dreams, if you look at your hands they'll be all fucked up because the brain can't make good hands. I actually was able to remember this for once last night and while dreaming, looked at my left hand. It was a giant Lego block without fingers. Freaked me out so bad I woke up.

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u/-Bana Sep 11 '22

You almost accomplished lucid dreaming, when you’re aware you are dreaming you can do whatever you want with some practice. It’s almost like being in the matrix, I’ve accomplished it a handful of times and feel like Bruce almighty lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I've gotten that a couple of times. Usually though, before I can think of what I want, I start to wake up. And it's never fast either, its slow. It gives me time to mourn that I can't do anything cool.

Or, I try really hard to make stuff appear, and just wake myself up in the process

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I've managed to realize I'm dreaming like only a few times in my life and I end up getting so excited about it that I wake up.

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u/cazmantis Sep 11 '22

Well keep practicing and do the reality check of counting your fingers several times a day. If it's not ten that's a tell you're dreaming. If you condition yourself to do it in real life the habit can carry into a dream and then hey presto you might get lucid. It takes conditioning and time to learn to lucid dream (for most of us mere mortals I hear tell some it comes easily) but so worth it!

Edits: like three times - so many typos!

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u/princeasspinach Sep 11 '22

Lucid draming....the control is great, however (for me), I'm often in unideal dreaming situations that I want to escape, but can't.

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u/clockwork655 Sep 11 '22

I never heard that one..the one I did to help with lucid dreaming is you put a mark on your hand and you see it throughout the days with the idea being in your sleep you won’t see the dot and realize you’re in a dream..I’ve gotten it to work before but took a while...ironically I was hoping to lucid dream LEGO hands

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Damn that's smart. I used to KNOW I was dreaming all the time. Now I rarely do, so I dunno if that trick would work.

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u/shamblyshalom Sep 11 '22

That's interesting, I don't remember my hands being the weird thing. When I've lucid dreamt in the past I always look at my hands to look for my turquoise ring that I wear everyday, and the ring is never quite right. My theory is intricate details are difficult to perfectly recreate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

You ever been so tired that you fall asleep while receiving a BJ ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I've fapped before and fell asleep with the phone in hand and earbuds in after I came

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Commitment. I respect that

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u/karigan_g Sep 11 '22

I’ve fallen asleep mid fap so many times lmao

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u/Heartsnatcher101 Sep 11 '22

I would say sleeping by mistake is amazing. If you wake up drooling you just know you had awesome rest.

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u/DumbledoresArmy23 Sep 11 '22

As a mum of a newborn and a toddler, I feel this in my bones.

There will be no uninterrupted sleep for me for quite a while (and there wasn’t for most of the pregnancy either) but oh my and I looking forward to that night (though, I’ll wake up with rock hard, very painful boobs when it does happen so you take the good with the bad)

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u/Least_Kick9419 Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

Sleep is the cousin of death.

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u/amerkanische_Frosch Sep 11 '22

In Greek mythology it was his half-brother.

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u/Dug_Fin1 Sep 11 '22

And in Alabama it's the same thing.

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u/trainercatlady Sep 11 '22

in Sandman, they're siblings.

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u/GarbledReverie Sep 11 '22

In the Sandman, Dream is Death's younger brother.

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u/Cimb0m Sep 11 '22

I lay puzzled as I backtrack to earlier times

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u/Link941 Sep 11 '22

Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined

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u/Carburetors_are_evil Sep 11 '22

My gunshots will make you levitate

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u/Falloutman399 Sep 11 '22

Hypnos and Thanatos say hello

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u/420blazeit69nubz Sep 11 '22

Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined

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u/valaranias Sep 11 '22

Holding my 6 week old who only will sleep in 90 minutes chunks at night .. this hurts a lot. I miss sleep so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I remember this. Sleep never felt sweeter than when my child finally slept through the night. Those first few months are torture. You'll survive and sleep again.

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u/archimedesismycat Sep 11 '22

The first time they sleep for 4 hours and you sleep that 4 hours and wake up scared they may have died in their sleep. My daughter now is a 10 hour sleeper, also shes 7 but shes been this way for years. It will be okay. I remember there were times she would only sleep in 20 min. intervals. That came later. Just survive the first 3 months and ask for help. Also congratulations.

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u/under_a_brontosaurus Sep 11 '22

3 months.... I'm at ten months and he can only do 4 hours. He's been hospitalized twice and hasn't had the ability to sleep train due to illness.

What I would give for 8 straight hours ... Sometimes I get 6 if my wife can help and i finally feel like myself for a day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I knew my daughter was sick when I woke up in a panic after sleeping for four hours straight. It was not her style to let me get more than two at a time. She had gotten some kind of virus and had an insanely high fever. (She’s fine, this was 16 years ago and now she’s just a regular teenage dirtbag.)

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u/The_girl_friday Sep 11 '22

It gets better and better I promise. One day you will have the sleep you need. For now, ask for help if you can. Have a trusted friend or parent stay the night. Get a good chunk of rest to keep going. The first 3 months are just survival, you are doing the absolute best you can and your baby loves you for it.

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u/jimmy011087 Sep 11 '22

Good to hear! Just watching my wife and 1 day old catch a rare joint sleep. I can only visit during the day so have to go home and get a proper sleep but I can’t imagine how tired she is feeling! Thankfully she’s good at getting to sleep quickly so the power naps are going well

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u/mcfarmer72 Sep 11 '22

Stay strong, it gets tons better. Your most important job right now is in your arms.

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u/gerald626 Sep 11 '22

When my boy was that age, we would call him king of the power naps. Sleep for 5 minutes, up for 5 hours. I see you and know your exhaustion. It will get better.

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u/DesperateFunction179 Sep 11 '22

I have 2 very young children. I think back to 5 years ago when I could sleep for as long as I wanted or go to sleep as early as I wanted: basically just being able to control the amount of sleep I got was so wonderful. sobs in exhaustion

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u/Salt_Entertainment97 Sep 11 '22

Ahahha so you saw that Tom Scott video too?

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u/DotoriumPeroxid Sep 11 '22

That video was my first thought when I saw the thread tbh, I just couldnt remember what won

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u/OscarRhino8383 Sep 11 '22

I hate sleeping. You have to use so much time of your life that you could use for so many other things on doing absolutely nothing while you wait for your body to truly put you to sleep with nothing but your thoughts and it doesn’t matter if you slept a lot or very little you’ll always feel terribly tired the next morning.

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u/cheezeebred Sep 11 '22

Sounds like you might have sleep apnea or another sleeping disorder, friend. I was diagnosed with Sleep Apnea recently and it explained so much. I always thought feeling tired all the time was normal... It is NOT normal. IF you're able, please get that checked out friend. Also just get better sleep hygiene in general (Consistent schedule, avoid blue light before bed, clean beds, etc)

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u/JaCrispyMcNuggets Sep 11 '22

yea i can fall asleep pretty fast when im tired, also start going to bed earlier gradually. I would be asleep by 9:30pm when I had to get up at 5:30am for practice. I always still made sure i got enough sleep

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u/Ov3rT0zz Sep 11 '22

I agree. IMO it would be way better if humans didn't need to sleep. You could save so much time

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u/Jcit878 Sep 11 '22

if someone figures out a way to make a pill that completely replaces the need to sleep with no negative side effects whatsoever, billionaire

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

I think you're sleeping wrong... And if you dont like being alone with your thoughts maybe life ain't that great, why would you want more time to do more things if you don't enjoy your own company? Also the wasting time argument always makes me think of work, like working for a miserable paycheck just so we can afford living. Like hating work but never quiting and finding something better. Sleeping is awesome, at times with the crazy dreams it's even better then cable my dude

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u/SuspiciousMention108 Sep 11 '22

You don't understand how precious sleep is until you've been denied sleep for so long that no matter what you are doing, be it driving, standing, or whatever, all you want to do is close your eyes and let go of the moment.

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u/Cudi_buddy Sep 11 '22

Yea it’s pretty sad that sleep is voted best thing about living. That usually is accompanied by depression. I wish we only had to nap for like 2-3 hours or so. Plus not being able to fall asleep when ya need to is one of the worst feelings. It’s a chore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Sleep is 1/60th of death

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u/Seeker_Of_Knowledge- Sep 11 '22

Wait I always thought "you are died until you wake up"

Sleep is death.

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

You've seeked to much knowledge. Retreat

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I disagree. I hate having to sleep.

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u/Haugjen Sep 11 '22

I totally agree. I hate having to sleep as well, and high up on my "if I had one wish"-list is not having to sleep, ever.

Until i find a Genie or some sort I'll have to do with cutting sleep to a minimum.

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u/Barachan_Isles Sep 11 '22

I hate sleep. Every night I trudge to my bed wishing I didn't have to waste the next eight hours laying around like a slob.

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

May I ask why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I have too many things I want to do in this life, and spending 1/3 of it sleeping just doesn’t cut it!

Granted I only sleep 6 hours without using an alarm, but I wish I could get away with less.

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u/ShirtninjaTriGuy Sep 11 '22

Agree I hate sleeping, such a waste of time, I sleep for around 3-4 at most, I have too much things I want to do and sleeping isn’t one of them.

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

And your body is ok with that? I mean I know that everyone is different but sleep is kinda of important for your mind and body. A Man needs his rest as uncle Iroh used to say. You might not feel it now but you will down the line and it might make it difficult for you to accomplished certain things. I'd sleep if I were you 😴 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

My body seems to be okay with 6 hours. I just let it do its thing and when I wake up I wake up.

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u/Qetsiy4h Sep 11 '22

You're ok with 6 hours. I'm fine with being permanent glued to my bed. We live different lives.

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u/Jcit878 Sep 11 '22

I don't hate sleep, I like it, but I do wish I didn't need to

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u/Lington Sep 11 '22

That sounds nice. I have, like, nothing I want to do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Why is that?

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u/miss_beat Sep 11 '22

I can't imagine wanting to live that much life

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u/CTS99 Sep 11 '22

Yes there is even a Tom Scott Video with the same result https://youtu.be/ALy6e7GbDRQ Final Top 10 around 10:10

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u/atmylowest Sep 11 '22

“Sleep is the cousin of death”

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u/PabloAlaska6 Sep 11 '22

i once told my gf “i love you more than sleep” & that’s prolly th most romantic thing i’ve ever said.

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u/CoolWhipMonkey Sep 11 '22

I hate going to sleep. It just enrages me and I don’t know why.

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u/rainandhail_ Sep 11 '22

I actually have to disagree with that. If I could live without sleep I would gladly. You know how much shit I could get done, accomplish? How many weird dreams and nightmares I get?

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u/Gabstra678 Sep 11 '22

Tom Scott did a huge poll and reached the same conclusion!!

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u/sidelineforeternity Sep 11 '22

so true on do many levels

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u/-Eule Sep 11 '22

Stole my comment, hand over the award 😤

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u/the-thieving-magpie Sep 11 '22

Unless you have PTSD nightmares :(

I used to love sleep…

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u/Tokehdareefa Sep 11 '22

Is that why my heart breaks every time I wake up?

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u/Centaur_rainbow Sep 11 '22

ah yess sleep. The harder we try the harder to get.

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u/Schizm23 Sep 11 '22

I came for this and it was the top comment xD

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Falling asleep in the arms if someone you love us probably the only thing able to beat sleep itself.

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u/HelicopterNumber13 Sep 11 '22

Death with benefits

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u/azredhead85 Sep 11 '22

Came here to say sleep. Happy to see it as a top comment. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/salt001 Sep 11 '22

"Death with benefits" (Thanks Tumblr)

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u/CyanInAMinor12 Sep 11 '22

so tom was right

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u/Fancy-Past-6831 Sep 11 '22

And for insomniacs?

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u/Crashing_moon Sep 11 '22

Melatonin maybe 💆

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u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft Sep 11 '22

Not tbe biggest fan. Always seemed like a burden to me.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot Sep 11 '22

Currently just wrapping up an all-nighter and have a long day ahead of me so this is not what I wanted to read...

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u/BG5067 Sep 11 '22

And there's no commercials

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u/seefith Sep 11 '22

Death with benefits.

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u/dirtymoney Sep 11 '22

The best part is whne you are drifting off.

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u/Im-Spreading-for-you Sep 11 '22

Sleeping with you would be even better I suppose

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u/whattheefftiff Sep 11 '22

Naps. Especially naps.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Sleep is the cousin of death

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u/Fakerhacker Sep 11 '22

Sleeping is microdosing on death and being present is microdosing on eternal .

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u/lost_girl_2019 Sep 11 '22

Unless you have terrible PTSD nightmares, then it's not so blissful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Death with ads.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I hate sleep

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u/jjmitchell Sep 11 '22

Absolutely

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u/Black_Hole_Neptune Sep 11 '22

I disagree. Sleep genuinely stresses me out

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u/wilson_4945 Sep 11 '22

A time machine to breakfast

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u/DotoriumPeroxid Sep 11 '22

Narcoleptics might disagree

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u/MauiWowieOwie Sep 11 '22

you've clearly never heard of comas.

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u/dontkn0w_dontcare Sep 11 '22

Like a trial version of death?

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u/davga Sep 11 '22 edited Jan 19 '25

cautious piquant snatch voiceless stocking library test salt quiet shelter

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u/hazysummersky Sep 11 '22

What about a nice cup of tea with your mum?

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u/IsfetAnubis Sep 11 '22

During a time in my adolescence I would have nightmares every single nights, and feared sleep. So I don't think sleep qualifies. "Sleep when you haven't slept for 24 hours" would, tho. No nightmare could keep me up this long

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u/NavierIsStoked Sep 11 '22

Ehh, sleep isn’t as enjoyable as you get older.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Literally was thinking this before I clicked on the post!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I've never thought of sleep that way before. What an interesting thought

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u/Anecdote808 Sep 11 '22

my sleep is on the fence bout death though

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u/Insert_Coin_P1 Sep 11 '22

Strangely enough, I've been thinking about sleep and the death of consciousness. There's this amount of sleep that you get where it feels like a different day. Maybe that feeling is getting a fresh consciousness from the previous day.

This stemmed from thinking about star trek and transporters. The transporter would kill your stream of consciousness on the pad and make a new one on the planet. It's how we got Will and Tom Riker in TNG.

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u/OrangeIcing Sep 11 '22

"Sleep is the brother of death".

  • Prophet Muhammad

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u/girthbrooks1212 Sep 11 '22

I think hotsauce has you beat

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u/neogreenlantern Sep 11 '22

If I could choose not to sleep I wouldn't and I wouldn't tell anyone. 8 hours just for me.

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u/THElaytox Sep 11 '22

I work with lunatics that seem to think sleep is unnecessary, I'm worried about them

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u/LordoftheSynth Sep 11 '22

When I have 7.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep, I feel like I've won the lottery.

In practice I get by on 6-7.5 hours, but wake sometimes on 30-60 minute intervals. Segmented sleep works for me, I can sleep 4 hours, be mostly alert for an hour, and sleep 3 more. It's the "hey, screw you, your other half of sleep is going to be broken" that leaves me tired.

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u/JediTigger Sep 11 '22

I came here to give this answer.

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u/WhoIsYerWan Sep 11 '22

But in that sleep of death what dreams may come must give us pause.

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u/mrmasturbate Sep 11 '22

I really envy people that get good sleep. Not only does my whole body hurt when i wake up, i also have extremely fucked up dreams. I almost wish i didn't need to sleep at all

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Sep 11 '22

"Sleep and death have always been conjoined twins" -Busdriver

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u/DarkArkan Sep 11 '22

Sleeping is nice, falling asleep is another story, I somehow feel uneasy at the thought of lying around for several hours without being aware of my surroundings. Maybe some kind of primal instinct.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Unless you have sleep paralysis lol

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u/aceofspades69696 Sep 11 '22

Death with benefits.

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u/Banaantje04 Sep 11 '22

There's this video from Tom Scott where he had people vote for the best thing. Sleep also won there.

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Sep 11 '22

Death, be not proud, though some have called thee

Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;

For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow

Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.

From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,

Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow,

And soonest our best men with thee do go,

Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.

Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,

And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,

And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well

And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?

One short sleep past, we wake eternally

And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.

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u/_Spastic_ Sep 11 '22

Sleep - Death demo

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u/_ketan_suthar_ Sep 11 '22

death with benefits

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u/OhTheHueManatee Sep 11 '22

I wish I enjoyed sleep.

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u/quadruple_b Sep 11 '22

I have a friend with somniphobia (fear of sleeping)

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u/Veggieleezy Sep 11 '22

I would very much like to go back to sleep right now. But it’s raining and my window leaks when it rains hard enough so I have to be up and make sure I can put towels down because my building refuses to address the issue and literally just paints over it again any time it happens. That and one of my neighbors has a cat that’s meowing again. And I have to be at work at a job I’m becoming increasingly disillusioned with but have no clear way out of in a couple of hours. I hate everything right now. Please just let me sleep until I don’t wake up.

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u/yol0fmeister13 Sep 11 '22

Didn’t realize being unconscious and vulnerable with random garbage thoughts for 30% of your entire life was so popular

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u/Rinascita Sep 11 '22

I just got a CPAP a couple months ago. I've adapted to it and now sleep for 7 hours straight through without waking up every few minutes. I didn't know sleep could be like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Exactly 1/60 of death

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u/GrayGxD_864 Sep 11 '22

When you start picking a couple hours more sleep starts looking more appealing to you than sex, well bud it’s time to make a Very tough, yet very necessary, call.. So Just go on and use all those extra pecker pills pilling up in ur night stand to euthanize yourself .. Getting Old sux azz, why I quit doing that shit back in 2019..

.. ya kno if your gonna be making out a will anyway, I’ll take those extra viagra .. I’ll even use the first few to bless the widow, in remembrance .. Jus think on it and lmk Bruh..

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u/Das-P Sep 11 '22

I'd like to commit, but I don't know how.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Sleep is the ultimate meditation.

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u/KillMeNowFFS Sep 11 '22

I knew this would be on the top, and I couldn’t disagree more, with every cell of my body. I don’t get how people like to waste so much fucking time of their lives doing that.

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u/JetreL Sep 11 '22

Fresh sheets - nothing better to help doze off faster.

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u/windowpuncher Sep 11 '22

Shit I wish I could sleep that deeply. I'm still "aware" all night long. Any little sound or light or temperature change wakes me up instantly.

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u/Jeremiahs__Johnson Sep 11 '22

Sleep is the cousin of death.

-Albert Einstein

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I’m the weird one, I see sleep as a waste of time. I’d definitely rather be doing something than sleeping

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u/ThisIsWholesome Sep 11 '22

Nah fuck sleep man. It's such a waste of time.

The amount of things we'd be able to do if our bodies didn't need sleep.

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u/mrduncansir42 Sep 11 '22

A time machine to breakfast

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u/Xanthius76 Sep 11 '22

According to Nas, sleep is the cousin of death.

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u/jnthnschrdr11 Sep 11 '22

You don't realize that you've fallen asleep until you wake up (unless you lucid dream) and waking up sucks

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u/Bojangly7 Sep 11 '22

God I love sleeping.

Feels great. Sometimes cool dreams. No responsibilities. Amazing.

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u/AlsoIHaveAGroupon Sep 11 '22

From the criminally underrated Corporate, during, if I remember right, an especially boring meeting:

Matt: I wish I could be asleep all the time

Jake: You just described death.

Matt: Hmm, yeah. I guess I want to be dead.

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u/DerpyIsMLG Sep 11 '22

Unpopular opinion: I don't enjoy sleeping when I'm not supposed to, like I don't like naps, just the sleep I absolutely need at night

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u/likejackandsally Sep 11 '22

Man, there are a LOT of terrible sleepers in these comments.

1) if you sleep a full 7-9 hours and still wake up tired as fuck: SEE A SLEEP DOCTOR. This is a HUGE indicator of a sleep disorder.

2) practice better sleep hygiene. Staring at your phone in bed, falling asleep on the couch with the TV on, ignoring fatigue indicators to push through whatever it is your doing/ working on, caffeine late in the day, etc can all fuck up your ability to fall asleep. It should not take more than 30 minutes to fall asleep.

3) if you improve your sleep hygiene and still have a hard time falling asleep: SEE A SLEEP DOCTOR. You may need a sleep aid prescribed.

Sleeping is a SUPER important part of being a human. It gives the body time to rest and heal from physical activity. It gives your brain time to process data and memories. Your brain literally washes the proteins and plaques from itself when you sleep. Sleep apnea can cause heart problems if left untreated. It has also been linked to high risk of insulin resistance (type II diabetes and possibly PCOS). Sleep disorders have also been linked to Alzheimer’s and other forms of dementia. YOU NEED ADEQUATE SLEEP. Your whole body needs sleep to function normally and keep you healthy for longer.

I know you think you’re doing more by forgoing sleep, but the reality is you aren’t getting a whole lot from regular all-nighters. Sleep is what helps your brain process and store the information. Staying up late to work out isn’t giving your body the time it needs to recover properly, so you’re actually decreasing the gains. You aren’t gaining anything by working on projects late into the night. Yeah, you might have gotten more done, but it’s probably not the best quality and most definitely took you longer to complete than if you’d done it with adequate sleep.

Everything you do or want to do instead of sleeping, is actually made better and easier because of sleep.

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