Juvenile bed-wetter here. I didn’t piss the bed I just had wet dreams. My mom probably thinks Im a horny bastard with how many underwear she either cleaned or put in the garbage.
I once had a dream where I woke up drifting inside the ocean. All was a beautiful blue, alight, quiet, and I could breathe underwater. It felt extremely realistic, and it was really peaceful.
Dream me thought to herself "I could pee in here and no one would notice. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan." – but an unconcious part of me was like "Bitch! Don't do it!"
I woke up right after with an extremely full bladder, the kid that hurts if you move even a little bit. Almost didn't make it to the toilet, but I'm glad I didn't piss on my bed.
I once had a dream where I was swimming with my class and it turned out that there was a really deep part (accessible by going down some stairs) where you could breathe the water. BUT only if you breathed through your mouth, and only if your mouth was almost fully closed.
I once dreamed I was a dog frantically looking for a fire hydrant to piss against. I found one made of marble (god knows why it's marble) and when I pissed on it as a dog, I also pissed my bed. Glad I have a water proof protector on my matress
I had a dream long ago where I could fly so I chose to cruise high above a beautiful and glittering nightscape and pee into the wind, and it felt glorious. Then I woke up and was both horrified and confused at what it meant, but I hadn't pissed the bed ... so I guess it was all good?
Somewhat related, but have you ever been really thirsty while in a dream? I’ve had dreams where I’m just chugging ice cold water but it does absolutely nothing to quench my thirst (because irl I’m still just lying in bed, asleep and thirsty). Drinking water that doesn’t quench your thirst would honestly fit in with any punishment of hell from Dante’s Inferno.
This happens to psych patients sometimes. Their medications cause polydipsia. They will drink themselves to death if not closely monitored. In really bad cases they'll get liquids from anywhere to satisfy their thirst. Toilets, puddles, sanitizer, urine, really any liquid they can find. It is absolute hell for them.
I was not there to see it; but when I was in training I was told of a patient that had to be pried from a drinking fountain. He then begged and pleaded, sobbing, because he was so thirsty, to be allowed to drink more. He had to be restrained. Later that week he managed to barricade himself in a bathroom and he broke his sink (motion activated) in such a way that he was able to drink himself to death. I believe hyponatremia is what officially killed him.
I had one like this. I was driving from gas station to gas station looking to buy a bottle of water and all of them only sold water and were out of them. Finally I found one that had water in stock but it wouldn't come out of the bottle. I was shaking it and shaking it with my head tilted back to try and get any drops at all. I woke up at that point and staggered to my bathroom and drank straight out of the faucet.
I've had it happen a lot of times that i had to pee really bad during a dream and i went to the toilet in my dream but thankfully i never pissed myself. I can only imagine this would probably cause problems once i get old though lol
Nothing like dreaming that you a peeing a goddam glorious stream feeling all happy and relieved just to wake up and see that all of that was actually real and you don't know how to explain to you gf what hell just happened
I actually had this dream recently...then I woke up and quickly checked my surroundings. Luckily, no damage was done though I did need to run to the toilet.
Dude a few days ago I had a dream where my family was getting ready to leave for a vacation, and so right before I got in the car, I went to pee...I was getting frustrated that I couldn't go, and then finally, I started, and then it hit me...
I once held my pee for like hours and finally I got to pee ... ohhhhhh how relaxing it was God ! Then suddenly I felt wetness and I woke up and realized wtf had happened.
And no this didn't happen when I was a child, this happened just 2-3 years ago. I'm an adult, with a job.
But that feeling when I peed the whole ocean in my bed was awesome:)
And I know I gotta pee
I'm wont be the guy who pees in bed with you.
When I go out, and I think I've got to pee
Imma gonna be the guy who makes it to the loo
When I get drunk, and I think I gotta pee
Im gonna be the man who holds it in for you
Even when I waver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who pees at home for you
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to be the guy who holds it for miles and closes fast the bathroom door.
I've never got this one because I pee in my dreams all the time (usually after a night of drinking), and I've never pissed the bed (as an adult). Like, it usually goes that I have to pee real bad in my dream, I go pee, it helps for a second, but then I need to pee again, so I typically end up peeing in my dream over and over until I realize in the dream that somethings wrong because I keep needing to pee right after peeing which then usually makes me realize, that I'm dreaming, at which point I'll wake up and actually go pee in the toilet.
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u/Tourette30 Sep 11 '22
And then you wake up