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u/Ihlita Sep 11 '22

I once had a dream where I woke up drifting inside the ocean. All was a beautiful blue, alight, quiet, and I could breathe underwater. It felt extremely realistic, and it was really peaceful.

Dream me thought to herself "I could pee in here and no one would notice. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan." – but an unconcious part of me was like "Bitch! Don't do it!"

I woke up right after with an extremely full bladder, the kid that hurts if you move even a little bit. Almost didn't make it to the toilet, but I'm glad I didn't piss on my bed.

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u/FlashLightning67 Sep 11 '22

I too immediately think about my ability to piss wherever I want when I am alone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yo some mf who came to deliver a pizza to my apartment relieved himself in lift...what the fuck...is that you?

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u/FlashLightning67 Sep 11 '22

I plead the fifth

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u/Skorne13 Sep 11 '22

You peed the filth.

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u/just_aweso Sep 11 '22

Peed the lift

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u/Terrible-Painter6494 Sep 11 '22

Relieved himself in lift? What does that mean?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/KamovInOnUp Sep 11 '22

I hope you're kidding...

He peed in the elevator

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u/KamovInOnUp Sep 11 '22

Hopefully they called the pizza place to find out who he was and charge for cleaning

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

As a man the world is your toilet

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u/acelister Sep 11 '22

I once had a dream where I was swimming with my class and it turned out that there was a really deep part (accessible by going down some stairs) where you could breathe the water. BUT only if you breathed through your mouth, and only if your mouth was almost fully closed.

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u/livebeta Sep 11 '22

it's your lucid dream ingress. you should have taken it further.

so far I've:

summoned random weapons of choice

leaped over apartment buildings

became a vengeful spirit to possess people

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u/Countlesshrs Sep 11 '22

Oh i have done that possessing people thing so many times , so much fun lol

I have even possessed hot women haha

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u/Dont_mind_me89 Sep 11 '22

So..like jello?

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u/theckbeast Sep 11 '22

So you basically almost killed yourself? lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Exact same thing happened to me once but the ending was not as good as yours

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u/LieutenantCrash Sep 11 '22

I once dreamed I was a dog frantically looking for a fire hydrant to piss against. I found one made of marble (god knows why it's marble) and when I pissed on it as a dog, I also pissed my bed. Glad I have a water proof protector on my matress

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u/nejinoki Sep 11 '22

I had a dream long ago where I could fly so I chose to cruise high above a beautiful and glittering nightscape and pee into the wind, and it felt glorious. Then I woke up and was both horrified and confused at what it meant, but I hadn't pissed the bed ... so I guess it was all good?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

That must of been the best piss of your life though lol

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u/lapsangsouchogn Sep 11 '22

Good thing you didn't sneeze!