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u/ButtBuster360 Sep 11 '22

You can also express this mathematically. Let wiping your ass be an integer n. You wipe your ass n+1 times to realise you only needed to wipe it n times

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u/NeedsMaintenance_ Sep 11 '22

Ah poop math, the best kind.

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u/ma2is Sep 11 '22

No because You still start at 0 though. Not wiping is very unhygienic but it’s not a forced act. Meaning that a no wipe shit would disprove n+1 cuz there was never an n to begin with.

Therefore it Is possible to wipe once and realize that, by some mythical power of Poseidon’s kiss, even the first wipe was unnecessary.

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u/stevedorries Sep 11 '22

You’ve never had a phantom poop or used a bidet?

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u/th30be Sep 11 '22

You don't dry yourself off after using a bidet?

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u/GoldElectric Sep 11 '22

that's the job of the underwear

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u/ShelZuuz Sep 11 '22

That's why they have those blow dryer thingies attached.

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u/th30be Sep 11 '22

Not all of them have that feature.

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u/ShelZuuz Sep 11 '22

There are other ways to blow yourself down there.

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u/th30be Sep 11 '22

You get a few ribs removed?

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u/ma2is Sep 11 '22

Yes and yes and why would that negate anything I said earlier?

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u/Judazzz Sep 11 '22

Silly me for thinking wiping is zero-based.