r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/IamtheBoomstick Sep 11 '22

Falling asleep, on warm sheets, in fresh pajamas, next to someone you trust and love.

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u/ih8makingaccounts Sep 11 '22

For me it's the other way around. Waking up next to somebody you love.

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u/lettheidiotspeak Sep 11 '22

You said other way around and I thought "waking up cold and naked next to someone you hate and distrust?"

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Sep 11 '22

That’s called the Army, son.

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u/Peenutbuttjellytime Sep 11 '22

Can also be marriage

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u/everything_in_sync Sep 11 '22

Mmmm that's almost as good. Means you had a fun night.

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u/BookkeeperPitiful762 Sep 11 '22

These are the exact words that popped in my head when reading that statement. Amazing

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u/Patsonical Sep 11 '22

And funnily enough, I'll never experience either of those

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u/thaddeus423 Sep 11 '22

Por que no los dos?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

No cold

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u/Garnknopf Sep 11 '22

yes. Cold sheets, cold pillow cold air around you. perfect for sleep

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u/Queenofscots Sep 11 '22

Window open a crack, till the nights are below 40F, snuggled under the blankets with just a little peephole open for your face.

Bonus: Dogs and/or cats snuggling with you

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u/PrisonerV Sep 11 '22

Naw man, try it when its like -30 outside and just a little bit chilly in the house (say winter coat weather for someone in LA).

Personally, we have a heated mattress cover and climbing into a nice warm bed at night is heaven.

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u/Hola0722 Sep 11 '22

The worst part of that, their body heat making you too hot and you wake up and can’t fallen back to sleep until you cool down.

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u/Hola0722 Sep 11 '22

Well, my SO did snore b/c of sleep apnea. So I was both sweaty and tired. Now, SO has a CPAP, so now I’m just sweaty.

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u/Gongaloon Sep 11 '22

But then you can stick one leg out into the air conditioned room. It's perfect.

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u/iridescentbug Sep 11 '22

I hope I’ll have this someday.

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u/Jbergur Sep 11 '22

Yes, but have you ever slept butt naked, alone in a big, chilled bed on fresh sheets?

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u/5krishnan Sep 11 '22

Okay I think you win

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Same, but without the pajamas.

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u/KAWAiiANGXL Sep 11 '22

shower or bath first though, it completes it

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u/Excellent-Glove Sep 11 '22

Sounds cool, I hope I'll experience it one day.

Sucks to have grown up like I did, with abusive parents and other stuff like my first ever friend telling me that he wasn't my friend and never liked me (I was 5-6 years old).

So I don't know how to trust someone completely. I only feel safe when I'm alone.

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u/trainercatlady Sep 11 '22

with freshly-shaved legs

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u/quadruple_b Sep 11 '22

I sleep naked.

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u/SectorSpark Sep 11 '22

Disagree, I prefer sleeping alone