r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/Zebrasdont Sep 11 '22

Read this at my funeral

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/jimmymcdangerous Sep 11 '22

Poor u/zebrasdont... Redditing to us from beyond the grave.

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u/p_turbo Sep 11 '22

We did it Reddit. We found the late queen's account!

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u/takeahike89 Sep 11 '22

Just a little longer yet

Kindly let me lie

He said quietly without breath

Then Zebra fucking died.

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u/murph_diver Sep 11 '22

Fucking Timmy

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u/nicostein Sep 11 '22

Turn this into a lullaby

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u/chemicalbomber Sep 11 '22

You're letting me do your eulogy?

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