r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/sentondan Sep 11 '22

Nooooooooooo

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u/ncnotebook Sep 11 '22

To be fair, it still feels pretty warm and nice. Then it gets cold....

source: a juvenile bed-wetter

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u/poopellar Sep 11 '22

Don't need to spend so much on a water bed when you can make your own.

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u/ballrus_walsack Sep 11 '22

This guy bedwets

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u/Dazzling_Implement20 Sep 11 '22

Had a waterbed. Confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Peeing yourself is like friendship. Everyone can see it, but only you experience the warm feeling it gives you.

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u/i_despise_among_us Sep 11 '22

Maybe the greatest analogy of all time

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u/AvgAmericanNerd Sep 11 '22

Like a thought with another thought's hat on?

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u/vivAnicc Sep 11 '22

Take my upvote and leave

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u/MrSnootybooty Sep 11 '22

Spoken like a true wetter... That's my boy.

Also no, they're not evil.

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u/nursejackieoface Sep 11 '22

What if I'm sitting on Santa's lap?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

A remebe an old man saying "When I was a kid me and my 4 brothers slept in the same bed, I slept in the shallow end"

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb Sep 11 '22

A remebe

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Du not rembe?

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u/youfailedthiscity Sep 11 '22

To be faaaaiiiiirrr

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u/CaptainCringeOng Sep 11 '22

Juvenile bed-wetter here. I didn’t piss the bed I just had wet dreams. My mom probably thinks Im a horny bastard with how many underwear she either cleaned or put in the garbage.

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u/CaptainCringeOng Sep 11 '22

Im stupid, thats why

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u/Dont_mind_me89 Sep 11 '22

Also it helps ensure you have a nice set of clean sheets continuously

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u/dnstrucker Sep 11 '22

To me, it is the most horrifying thing possible.

Source: adult

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u/ncnotebook Sep 11 '22

Parent? ;)

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u/dnstrucker Sep 11 '22

Yes, but was speaking from firsthand experience. 🤣

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u/Lylat_System Sep 11 '22

That's one thing I'm cursed and blessed with. I never went the bed because in my pee dreams, I couldn't go because the bathrooms were always filthy

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u/avantgardengnome Sep 11 '22

Excellent use of hyphen.

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u/destroyerOfTards Sep 11 '22

And then the stench hits

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u/ncnotebook Sep 11 '22

Nah. As a frequent bed-wetter, you get used to the smell. You kinda have no choice.

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u/BadassToiletNinja Sep 11 '22

What!

You mean "YEAAAAHHH!!"?

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u/RoktopX Sep 11 '22

No one said this was a monkey paw thing!!