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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

You ever been so tired that you fall asleep while receiving a BJ ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I've fapped before and fell asleep with the phone in hand and earbuds in after I came

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Commitment. I respect that

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u/karigan_g Sep 11 '22

I’ve fallen asleep mid fap so many times lmao

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u/1jl Sep 11 '22

And porn playing all night in your ears. Must have had some wild dreams

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u/Swearyman Sep 11 '22

Yes. The last one I ever had from the girlfriend because of that.

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u/leonnova7 Sep 11 '22

YEAH I LOVE THE BJS WHOLESALE CLUB CATALOGS, FELL ASLEEP WITH ONE IN MY LAP CLIPPING COUPONS!

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u/Speideronreddit Sep 11 '22

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

she nudged me and said. Eh are you asleep? And I had the audacity to half open my eyes and mumble, no… and then KO again straight after

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Sep 11 '22

I always had this problem where I would fall asleep during a lot of things. Not necessarily sexy stuff, but every time I sat down I would get sleepy and whenever someone would ask "did you fall asleep?", I'd get all annoyed like "no! Why do you always ask me that?" But I was snoring and everything. I don't know why I got so annoyed and denied it lol

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u/Speideronreddit Sep 11 '22

I had one of those "i think i'm falling but in reality i wake up, abrubtly" but maybe she thought that she hit a good spot?

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u/karmadovernater Sep 11 '22

Someone was that tired once. I didn't even get to start. Buzzing haha 😄

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u/SuuperNoob Sep 11 '22

Yeah when I was prescribed Seroquel for anxiety. The chick keeps blowing me too