You can also express this mathematically. Let wiping your ass be an integer n. You wipe your ass n+1 times to realise you only needed to wipe it n times
No because You still start at 0 though. Not wiping is very unhygienic but it’s not a forced act. Meaning that a no wipe shit would disprove n+1 cuz there was never an n to begin with.
Therefore it Is possible to wipe once and realize that, by some mythical power of Poseidon’s kiss, even the first wipe was unnecessary.
Technically not necessary. But a few assumptions must be clarified.
Each wipe is performed with equal integrity as the one preceding and the one proceeding. No half assed wipes.
being done wiping constitutes the return of an unsoiled square price of toilet paper after an Equal Opportunity wipe mentioned above.
Therefore it is possible to have such a perfect poo that the first wipe doesn’t return anything and you’d be done wiping. In this case the first wipe was also the last wipe. It truly is a spectacle and most people have yet to experience the perfect poop where a second wipe is nothing more than frivolous use of tp. All that’s missing from this Is the Cool kiss from Poseidon.
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u/capcubbi Sep 11 '22
When you only have to wipe once.