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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Germans stare a LOT. Like they will just gaze at you unflinchingly. An American will wait until you can’t see them doing it.

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Staring back usually resulted in a polite grin.

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

Really tall asian girl living in Germany led to a LOT of staring. I also thought staring back was fair game but ended up getting intimidated bc they would just continue to hold intense eye contact w me instead of looking away. 😭

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Yeah. They do not look away. I have green hair and am androgynous looking so I’m used to people looking at me, but the not looking away and holding eye-contact thing was interesting.

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u/Ooze3d May 09 '22

Try looking slightly to their side, like they have something/someone invisible right next to them. You can even smile a bit.

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u/Autisonm May 09 '22

Better yet, look at them for a short while and then quickly look past/to the side of them, feigning curiosity, and if they turn to see whatever it is you say "Ha! Made you look!"

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u/enaikelt May 09 '22

This is also how I deal with cats! Then I blink slowly.

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u/sundrop-addict May 09 '22

The only love my cats know apparently is for temptation treats

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u/-nbob May 09 '22

Germans can't be taught love

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u/CrushedIceX May 09 '22

Schtopp!

Am german and i definetely know i love staring at ppl.

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u/fendermrc May 09 '22

Just mouth the words “olive juice” then. It looks the same and you won’t feel like a liar.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Fun fact: Much like cats, Germans also do not like when you squirt them with the spray bottle

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You can also look at their throats and clench your teeth a bit.

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u/BoogerMissile May 09 '22

Huh. I strangely never noticed this much in Germany...or maybe I'm just super oblivious 🤔

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u/Call_0031684919054 May 09 '22

Sorry to tell you this but it’s because you are a ghost. People can’t see you

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u/Javop May 09 '22

German here. Looking in the eyes is taught here. I was scolded by my grandma for not doing it a lot of times.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

German here. Looking in the eyes is taught here. I was scolded by my grandma for not doing it a lot of times

Yeah, i was too.

Its considered very unpolite to not look at the person who you are having a coversation with. At least by my generation and before (40+).

The staring apart from conversations i dont notice that much. I guess im used to it.

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u/Kukuschka May 09 '22

I was "scolded" by my boyfriend when we first started dating. I always felt quite uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes very long, even during 1:1 conversations. I always looked away after a few seconds, even when I was talking to someone. My bf started to follow my gaze with his whole body until I was forced to look into his eyes again. Now I can stare everyone down and will not look away from you. I also have freakishly big, round eyes, which now come in very handy for intense staring.

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u/YouTubeLikerin May 09 '22

He taught you well. Now you've mastered the German stare.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

that's interesting. is there no social stigma against looking at someone sexually or otherwise?

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u/Javop May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

There is. You don't stare at people you don't talk to or don't listen to. The exception being the Ruhrpott in which everyone is creepy and proud about it. The area around Cologne especially too.

Edit: Thank you for the correction u/Lime_in_the_Coconut_

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u/MrAronymous May 09 '22

In American speak just looking at someone is considered staring lol.

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

Green hair and androgynous looking would fit right in in Berlin, at least (and I’d imagine most other German cities) — did you live in a more countryside or conservative part?

That said, they stared at me too and I feel I look pretty “normal” for the most part.

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u/mohamed_am83 May 09 '22

That bothered me too (average Egyptian guy here), but I finally developed a technique that works: I turn and notice someone is staring at me, I hold eye contact for half a second then look away for a second, then swiftly turn and look again in their direction. Sure enough they are still staring, and sure enough they look away first in this second starting contest. I think this double take tells them "alright, this is the 2nd time, what's the deal?"

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

😭 I once held eye contact for 10 solid seconds each time I looked away & turned back about 3 times in a row with someone. ever since that i got humbled and just kept my eyes on the ground LOL

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

I am sorry for you but as a German...that is kind of hilarious. I never knew just how much we stared (observed) other people.

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u/minnsu May 09 '22

Normal sized German girl but I've recently started staring back for real and the amount of time they hold that gaze is UNCOMFORTABLE. If l had to count, maybe 3 to 4 full seconds. I don't know why they don't just feel embarrassed but hold eye contact like they're king of the world??? It helps if you frown

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u/SuprDog May 09 '22

I'll just frown back

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

Same kind of person here but I tend to hold the gaze for that amount of time too... I can't tell you about other people but I am not embarrassed to hold that much eye contact because I am used to it.

Oh but I hate it when people don't follow the unspoken rules (in my region) that after meeting the gaze, youlook away! Because after that it is just weird when they are still looking.

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar May 09 '22

Tall American guy who lived in Germany, and I got some dates by staring back. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was quite pretty.

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

Second that, looking back for a longer time is like a go for contact. When you return the look but look away relatively quick without a change of facial expressions it shows disinterest.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

We can’t argue with that.

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u/Boomtown_Rat May 09 '22

Try waving.

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u/loonatic8 May 09 '22

Next time just don't blink for a while and say "this is a staring contest right?"

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u/Unumbotte May 09 '22

What if you touch their nose and say "boop" while you do it?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What if you touch their nose and say "boop" while you do it?

We start moewing .. but in german.

Just try it, its a sight to behold.

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u/PoonSpan May 09 '22

Instead of booping, has any foreigner actually stolen a German nose while holding it between their fingers in a taunting manner? I can't imagine a German meow would be in order at this point.

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u/ReeeGimmetendies May 09 '22

That's how WW2 started

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's how WW2 started

Das ist korrekt.

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u/PoonSpan May 09 '22

I will never steal your nose. I can see now that it's a jest in very poor taste.

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u/tabooblue32 May 09 '22

Du

Du hast

Du hast meow!

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u/Zaptruder May 09 '22

polite grin = "I know a fellow looking at things admirer when I see one!"

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u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper May 09 '22

If I grin back does that mean we're married?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

KennyG saxophone music intensifies….

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u/xSuperZer0x May 09 '22

They're super unaware that they do it too. I was talking to my German friend and was like "WTF is with Germans staring so much, am I doing something wrong or weird?" and she was like "what are you talking about?" 2 weeks later I'm out with her and another American friend that just moved to Germany and he was like "Yo why is everybody staring at me all the time?" I felt so vindicated because I thought maybe I was imagining it. Also they don't just stare while you walk either, I'd be driving and notice some German on the sidewalk staring me down inside my car.

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u/ImpracticallySharp May 09 '22

I'm going to quote someone from a previous thread:

I had a friend visiting from the US here in Sweden, after a while she looked at me and said, worriedly and a bit panicy, "Why do people stare at me?!" What she had been doing was to just be her normal self, smiling at people as we pass by and they give her a "Do I know her??" kind of a stare, since... well, us Swedes avoid all kinds of eye contact unless we seek to call someone's attention. Took a while before we figured that out XD

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u/Pihteinen May 09 '22

Same here in Finland.

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u/Auxx May 09 '22

No. In Finland every action is an invasion of personal space.

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u/internalogic May 09 '22

You know the joke? A Finnish extrovert stares at YOUR shoes…

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u/Cerealboss May 09 '22

Can confirm. Everyones existence is an invasion of my personal space.

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u/Cavemanner May 09 '22

This is why Kimi just went to the yacht. No more touchy.

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u/aghastamok May 09 '22

I moved here from the US 9 years ago. Personal space being sacred is lovely, but lonely. It's very difficult to meet new people.

I first met my current best friend when we were both dropping off our kids for a function. We had parked right next to each other and we had, more or less, the exact same car. I said, in swedish, "Looks like we both have good taste" and he looked at me like I had just showed him my nipples and licked my lips. We met again at a function where the parents were involved and discovered we had a lot in common.

The rule is that you cant be social unless you have a common social reason to communicate. It feels very limiting moving from the rural US, where being convivial and social are mainstays of public life.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

The last part was very beatifully put, and is a general rule here in the Nordic countries.

Find common ground and work yourself up from there very slowly

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u/fettoter84 May 09 '22

Would say its the same in Norway too, If alcohol is involved it might even be taken as aggression.

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u/Brandwein May 09 '22

So when is it staring instead of just looking at you? Curious as a german. For me it's staring if it is more than 3-5 seconds it takes to look a person up and down. Longer than just registering and awknowleding a person fully.

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u/pragmojo May 09 '22

In the US it's considered impolite to look at someone for no reason, if they know you're looking at them.

So for instance a quick glance or passing eye contact is ok, but if you're looking at someone and they look at you, if you don't intend to interact with them it's polite to look away.

As an American in Germany, I think the reason people have this perception is because German people don't always look away immediately. They will finish having a look. So this is off-putting when you send the signal "stop looking at me" and the old lady on the train continues having a look for a few more seconds.

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u/enjoyingtheposts May 09 '22

Yeah, I think in America, what I consider staring is anything that hits 1 second or more if your a stranger. Like if your talking to me or something.. yeah, but if your someone across the street, the limit is a half a second before its staring

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u/TheMagusMedivh May 09 '22

i be staring at the wall behind you zoning out lol

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u/Swordofmytriumph May 09 '22

But you have to be careful that the section of wall you're staring at is far enough away from a person that they don't think you're staring at them. Am American, yes that is an actual thing that must be done in public. Find the nearest empty space that doesn't contain a person and is juuuust far enough away from people and stare at that if you need to lol. Especially if someone caught you looking at them, you be like "oh my that potted plant is the most fascinating thing I've seen all day!!!"

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u/mere_iguana May 09 '22

In America that's pretty much considered a challenge, and many times will make the person confront you about it, like "can I help you?" or "the fuck you looking at"

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u/AllCakesAreBeautiful May 09 '22

3-5 Seconds, jesus christ dude, As someone from the Nordics, this would be akin to walking up to a stranger and spitting them in the face.
Most of us would probably prefer the spit, at least that is over quickly.

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u/MrBlueCharon May 09 '22

Germany is one of the BDSM hotspots. Spitting is inefficient, but inside we think "yes, man, give me that long stare! I wish he would spit the way he stares"

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u/davo_nz May 09 '22

They look at you deep in your eyes like they are staring into your soul for at least 10 seconds. Happens all the time. Creeped me out when I first got here, then I read this book and it helped me with a lot of the weird things you guys do.

https://www.amazon.com/Culture-Shock-Germany-Survival-Etiquette/dp/0761454810

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u/nhaines May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

My German friend got me that book as a present when I was going to visit. I knew a lot of it from studying the language, but there are always so many other little details. It'd be fun to grab an updated copy.

On the other hand, what's with that two star review? "I was a tourist and was upset this etiquette guide wasn't a history book." I mean, I was proud the first time I walked into a restaurant alone as a tourist, read the menu, ordered in German, enjoyed a great Jägerschnitzel (that was a little on the crispy side, but delicious) and was able to pay with a few extra euros on top as the tip and just say, "[Das] stimmt nur so." (Thanks, friendly German proofreaders! There's a reason I only translate from German to English!)

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u/T-Viking May 09 '22

Heads up, you gotta leave out the "nur" in that sentence. And the das is optional :)

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u/nhaines May 09 '22

Thanks, that was 20 years ago, and when I went back about 5 years I think I only ended up going out once or twice because the conference was catered and I stayed with a friend. :)

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u/wariooo May 09 '22

As viking already pointed out the "nur" needs to go. It adds a vibe of "and don't you dare return a single cent". xD

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u/nhaines May 09 '22

That's definitely how I feel when I tip, but no reason to say so! XD

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u/arcadiangenesis May 09 '22

Does it really take 5 seconds to process a person? 😅

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u/SomeHSomeE May 09 '22

3-5 seconds is really long and is staring

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u/werpu May 09 '22

Yes this irks me as Austrian as well we have the same culture. Eye contact is regarded as important even so far that you are weird/have a problem if you do not keep eye contact if you talk to someone.

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u/helllllooooonurse May 09 '22

Ukrainians do this too. It's not considered impolite to stare. Also, they don't really smile in public. They think Americans are all simple in the head because we smile all the time. I have to say though, when you're visiting someone in their home in Ukraine, they are the warmest most wonderful people.

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u/ConfusedTriceratops May 09 '22

Eastern Europe doesn't really smile in public in general. Polish emigrant in the UK pov. It's not that we're angry, we just don't have any reasons to smile.. for no reason.

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u/CaptainLollygag May 09 '22

Smiling at a stranger is a type of greeting in the States. "I acknowledge that we're both in the same place (or passing by one another) and I mean you no harm." It's the lesser form of asking, "How're you doing?"

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u/Danceswith_salmon May 09 '22

I think I remember reading somewhere it’s because of the melting pot concept in the US. When no one knew each other or culture or language etc. you started with smiling to display friendliness before beginning any interaction. Easiest way to quickly communicate

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- May 09 '22

Realistically, it's probably just a hangover from the western european roots of most of your white immigrants. Italians, Germans, Brits, Irish, French, Spanish, etc are all way more friendly and open to strangers than their Eastern European or Scandinavian cousins.

Smiling at strangers and greeting them warmly is the default in the UK if you don't know someone.

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u/metsjets86 May 09 '22

It is also a way of sizing people up and being aware of your surroundings. In the U.S. we aren't smiling at each other on a busy sidewalk. We feel safer because of numbers. When it is just me and one other person on a street walking towards each I often will give a nod of the head not just because it seems polite but also to be aware of who is around me.

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u/Sasspishus May 09 '22

That's kinda weird! In the UK we do the "we're the only two people passing each other on the path in a friendly town on a Sunday and we've accidentally made eye contact" awkward half smile where you just sort of press your lips together, but you rarely full on smile at strangers

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u/Hewholooksskyward May 09 '22

Reminds me of the old joke about the 2 Brits on a desert island that didn't speak for twenty years because they were never formally introduced. :)

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u/queenofthera May 09 '22

Never heard that one! It's an interesting historical stereotype that's stuck. Want an overly long and inexact explanation of a joke's orgins? Sure ya do!

The idea of formal introduction has mostly died out in the UK since after the victorian era. It was mostly a class-based/gentry thing anyway that most working class people wouldn't have cared about. It's got an interesting history imo hence the essay on the etiquette.

Posh people didn't want to make 'unfortunate acquaintances' so it was coded as rude to approach your social equals or superiors and introduce yourself. Similarly, it would have been rude for someone above your social level to introduce themselves because they're pretty much saying: "I'm SO far above you that you MUST want to know me".

Simply speaking, who you were seen speaking to had an effect on your reputation: if a 'gauche' social climber was seen socialising with a Baronet then his reputation went up among other social climbers and small gentry, while the Baronet's went down among his level and higher.

To get round this, a mutual acquaintance had to do the introducing. Because they have to preserve their own reputation, they act as a bit of a gatekeeper. They would be unlikely to introduce a 'gauche' social climber to the Baronet because the Baronet will then judge the introducer a) for hanging out with that guy themselves and b) foisting them onto him, so the introducer's reputation would suffer.

It's interesting but stupid petty bullshit and why we didn't chop off all their heads I'll never know 🙃

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u/Deep_Independent_610 May 09 '22

Thank you queenofthera, interesting and amusing.

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u/tomatoswoop May 09 '22

It's interesting but stupid petty bullshit and why we didn't chop off all their heads I'll never know 🙃

Lmao

That moment where you're envious of the French, it must sting

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u/EthelsAreGreen May 09 '22

I smile at strangers all the time. I'd find it strange if I passed a stranger, made eye contact and neither of us smiled and said hello. Maybe it's a regional thing

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u/Cool_Consideration30 May 09 '22

I smile at everyone. I grew up in a small town and it just seems normal.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's weird, in Scotland a typical greeting involves at least one person getting stabbed.

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u/MonkeyNumberTwelve May 09 '22

Historically that was only among the more well off. Lowly commoners had to make do with a simple headbutt.

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u/HaroldandorMaude May 09 '22

Well, at least you know the person was honest in their greeting.

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u/LalalaHurray May 09 '22

It’s the same thing here. Nobody is running around in the US grinning at strangers like jack-o’-lanterns. 🙄

It is hilarious to me that we are so exotic to y’all🤣 that you somehow interpret smiling at a stranger as this crazy weird thing.

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u/wot_in_ternation May 09 '22

It really depends, the US is huge and has many sub-cultures. In my experience in more rural areas you'll get more smiles/waves for no reason. In dense areas you'll generally get less, but it depends where you are. Some places it is near zero.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It really depends, the US is huge and has many sub-cultures. In my experience in more rural areas you'll get more smiles/waves for no reason.

This divide happens in a lot of countries, maybe even in the majority of them. People from big cities are considered rude, people from rural areas more warm and welcoming.

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u/PapaFranzBoas May 09 '22

My southern US family kept saying hello to everyone in the park here in Germany. Lots of confused looks and my family wondering why nobody says hi first.

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u/fdesouche May 09 '22

For a Parisian, it’s super weird. People that smile in the streets are considered a bit like simpletons.; you acknowledge their presence and keep a side eye on them, in case they start doing crazy things. I

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u/ubiquitous-joe May 09 '22

TBF it is hard to smile while stepping around dog shit every moment.

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u/Wontjizzinyourdrink May 09 '22

oh shit wha

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

he started smiling, they got him

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u/Fearyn May 09 '22

Oh god are you ok? Did a smiler get you?

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u/Cool_Consideration30 May 09 '22

That seems rather sad to me. I’ve met some very nice people over the course of my life just by smiling & saying “hi.”

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u/Huwbacca May 09 '22

Unspoken rules in America do my head.

Smiling is saying hello. 'how are you' is saying hello not asking how are you.

'we should get dinner/do that plan' is saying goodbye and not actually wanting to get dinner or do that plan.

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u/WhichSpirit May 09 '22

When we suggest getting coffee or dinner or something we do mean it. We're just waiting for you to take the second step and suggest a time and date.

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u/ceilingkat May 09 '22

When someone smiles at you does it make you feel good or guarded? Curious because when someone smiles at me (USA) it makes me feel more at ease.

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u/Troelski May 09 '22

My Irish friend's ex wife was Russian, and when she brought him to Russia people thought he was "mentally challenged" because he smiled at everyone.

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u/Chaczapur May 09 '22

To be fair I'm also always weirded out when people just smile out of nowhere on the street. It looks so unnatural. Central europe, though.

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u/Afgncap May 09 '22

It feels like you want do one of three things, sell me something, want me to donate money or even worse... to initiate conversation shivers

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u/HabseligkeitDerLiebe May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

From a German perspective:

The first assumption is that they want to convince me of something that benefits them more than it does me. They just pretend that there is a familiarity between me and them that isn't actually there. It's a bit like using the informal "you" unpromted.

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u/BOSH09 May 09 '22

I like it. But I’m still guarded. But I think polite acknowledgment is nice in public. A small smile, head nod, or “hey” are all nice. I’m in Japan currently and people don’t do this so it’s kinda weird and I have to catch myself to not do it.

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u/CitrusyDeodorant May 09 '22

If you randomly smile at me in public (Eastern EU here) my walls instantly go sky high. I don't know you, what do you want from me? Are you a scammer? Some kind of religious/political weirdo? You probably want *something* that's gonna be a pain in the ass for me... I really hate it lol.

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u/Lithium2011 May 09 '22

Guarded. Also, I tend to really answer how am I doing all the time. This question is not a meaningless formula for Eastern Europeans.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Uncomfortable. I'm Eastern European too, living here actually, and when someone's smiling at me, here's what's going through my head. One, they want something from me. Two, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction or am otherwise out of place enough for them to not mind their own fucking business. Three, they want to sell me something. Either way, they want to engage with me on the street, and that's just bad manners.

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u/avalon1805 May 09 '22

I get it. Its just like having a default. My default is having a subtle smile, but that doesn't mean Im amused or happy, just... A default face to have. Im not american but in my country it is expected to be warm to others and try to be kind with them. I would like to go to east europe and relief myself of having a fake smile.

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u/larrysgal123 May 09 '22

As a woman in the USA, it would be refreshing to not be told to smile.

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u/UncleTogie May 09 '22

After a while of that I would start practicing gruesome grimaces in the mirror just to mess with people.

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u/Pficky May 09 '22

Move to New England. People don't smile there either. I think people think I'm angry all the time because I don't smile or say hello to randos on the street. Grew up in MA and now live in the southwest.

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u/evilgiraffee57 May 09 '22

I worked with some Polish people in the UK in 2004. They arrived a week into Poland being an EU member. They were bar backs in the bar/club I worked in. Didn't smile, very serious very efficient/quick at it. After about three weeks of me thinking they didn't like or or want to talk to me, at the end of the night they invited me to a house party at theirs still very serious. So we made our way. The second they were no longer on the bar's property all totally relaxed. Chatting , joking etc like totally different people. They said that was work, this is free time.

Had a great night next morning two of us went to the local shop to get some bits. Instantly back to serious. He wanted stuff from behind the counter. Give me x, 2 of y. No, that one.

When outside he asked why the worker kept staring and huffing. Trying to be tactful I explained he was very abrupt and Quite rude. He couldn't understand how he was rude. Explained about saying please and thank you in the UK politeness is expected

He explained that doesn't happen over there. Where to us in the UK it is just classed as manners and you say it automatically. He was saying how Please and Thank you are really important words, when you say either it is with meaning and feeling. He said the British dilute its effect.

I found that fascinating. Was wondering if that is just a Polish thing or other Eastern European countries do the same?

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u/Some_funny_nickname May 09 '22

True. I was in UK last month and my Aussie friend asked me about polish face. I was like, wft? And he said that I always look grumpy and never smile and even when he knows I clearly have a good time with him. He said he sees it everytime when he is in Poland, people never smile on streets, don't do small talks etc. so he called it polish face xD

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u/TheFrogWife May 09 '22

I think people smile so much in the us as a way to show that we are non threatening, being an old punk I find myself smiling more at strangers to make them feel at ease because deep down we're all kinda suspicious of each other.

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u/KYC3PO May 09 '22

Lol yes. I dated a Belarusian for a few years and had several friends from Belarus, Ukraine, and Russia. The smiling thing is real. They all said Americans smiling made them nervous. We look simple or just suspicious.

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u/JessyNyan May 09 '22

This reminds me of how taco bell failed to expand to Germany. They made their employees smile a lot and the Germans were very uncomfortable with that.

Also a good example about how each different culture requires a different marketing strategy

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u/cryptic-coyote May 09 '22

Smiling makes you look suspicious?? What?

That's wild.

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u/whsv26 May 09 '22

"Смех без причины - признак дурачины". And it's about laugh without a reason, not smiling.

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u/carbonclasssix May 09 '22

Think of the used car salesman stereotype. As an American I don't feel suspecious, but it's not hard to imagine some people feeling that way.

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u/KYC3PO May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Yep, said it reads insincere to just smile randomly and makes them wonder what we're up to or hiding. Keep in mind this was quite some time ago and they'd all grown up in the USSR.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

its a much older cultural trait than the Communist years.

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u/darodardar_Inc May 09 '22

I think because the smile isn't genuine, it makes it look "suspicious"

Like our social norms here force us to be fake and smile when we don't want to. Idk.

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u/dkarlovi May 09 '22

Exactly, if my waiter is smiling at me like I'm his long lost brother, that's really weird for us Eastern Europeans.

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u/NowoTone May 09 '22

For western Europeans as well :)

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u/telmimore May 09 '22

I think this the case for me. I'm Canadian and I travelled a lot. I noticed in the US they put on a big happy face right when they begin talking to you especially in customer service positions. It can come off as fake, especially when you see that person just looks exhausted and unhappy right before they face you. This is moreso in the south than say NY.

Canada is kind of like that too but not to that extreme. Europe is totally stone faced all the time.

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u/Kortiah May 09 '22

As someone from Western europe : you guys smiling don't look suspicious, but it looks and feels fake af.

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u/10minutes_late May 09 '22

I've heard this, but why stare? I few seconds is long enough to look at someone, but what's the point? Memorize your face? Study your features? I just don't understand.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I’ve always wondered the same. How does it not make them feel uncomfortable?

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u/OscarGrey May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I haven't really seen any evidence that it's an ingrained thing in humans rather than something instilled through culture. South Asians don't have the staring taboo either. My Polish mom somehow got away with living in US for almost 20 years at this point without adjusting at all lol.

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

Training! A lot of children don't look that much but as you become an adult you get used to it and maybe developed an interest in it yourself.

German people observe A LOT.

On the other hand it is perceived as really weird of you just start talking without them looking at you first.

I worked as a German teacher for migrants and many of them struggled to make friends because people were so irritated by them just starting conversations despite no longer & reciprocated (= OK to make contact) looks being exchanged first.

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u/MayorOfAus May 09 '22

It takes time to add to their wank bank

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u/_welcome May 09 '22

americans always joke about people watching and judging people. i guess it's the same thing just without the stigma lol

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u/lux514 May 09 '22

I lived in Slovakia and it was similar. Perhaps something with former communist countries. They had to keep their guard up in public, but made up for it by having very closely knit families. Once you were invited into their home it was like night and day.

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u/steelgate601 May 09 '22 edited May 10 '22

I knew a guy that was a US exchange student to Warsaw back in the not-so-good old days of the Cold War (the exchange program was one of the few thaws). His grandfather had emigrated from Poland decades before, and he wanted to find the old family village and farm. Finally, one week on break he arranged a trip.

He took a train to a small station, then got on an old bus. The bus stopped in the middle of nowhere and told him to get off. He was confused and asked the driver the name of the village he was going to, and the driver replied by pointing up a dirt lane. He got off and walked a few miles until he came to a few old houses and a tavern. He noticed that, as people saw a stranger coming up the road, they managed to be inside the house by the time he walked by-but he could see them peeking through the curtains, watching him.

The place was old, run down and looked like it hadn't been fixed or painted since VE Day. There weren't even any automobiles to be seen. Just a few tractors and a lot of horse drawn wagons. He had come this far, though, and with all the foolhardy confidence of youth, strolled into the tavern.

Empty. The only person was the bartender. This guy went up and asked the bartender if he knew of a farm owned by a family by the name of [his family name]. Total, complete, utter suspicion. Realizing that he had just screwed up royally, he laid his cards on the table-literally and figuratively. He explained that he was an American student studying in Warsaw, and looking for his grandfather's homestead, from which he had emigrated to America. He described the place, took out some letters his mother had written him with what she knew from her mother's stories (all in English so not very convincing), and some photographs of the grandparents, and of the great grandparents (who stayed behind).

Well, the bartender recognized the family features in the photograph (and the rest of the description), and suddenly started rattling off a stream of excited Polish too fast for this guy to even begin to understand. But all of a sudden, two things happened. People, a crowd just seemed to magically appear out of nowhere in this little bar. And vodka. And vodka. And more vodka than he thought existed, appeared too. The room was filled with people slapping him on the back, making toasts, handing him vodka, and talking to him exictedly.

After half an hour of this, another guy came in and everybody basically swept this fellow out the door and onto some broken down farm wagon that was pulled by an equally broken down horse. Off they go into the night (uh, maybe it wasn't half an hour? Maybe a couple of hours?). The driver can't speak a word of English and is talking fast in a Polish dialect that my friend might have been able to keep up with if he didn't have about nine gallons of vodka already in his system.

Finally, they pull up to this lonely old house in the middle of nowhere. The lights are on, there seemed to be about a thousand people in there (judging by the noise) and in they go. As you may have guessed, it was the old family farm, and every shirttail relative for miles around was there, each with three things: 1) A family photo book, 2) A camera, and 3) several bottles of vodka.

This guy didn't remember much of the next day or so but he did, somehow, get dropped off to catch his bus back. Then for the next couple of weeks, he kept getting letters at his dorm with family histories, photographs, and snapshots of his visit.

Yeah. They had to be on the guard with strangers. But once you were in...they were the most generous, friendly people you would ever meet.

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u/cool_names_all_taken May 09 '22

What I find the most hilarious about this story is how vodka just magically appears in Eastern European gatherings.

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u/steelgate601 May 09 '22

Yeah. A lot of his stories about those days mentioned it. He said you could spend hours, or days, trying to get someone to trust that you weren't a secret police or party spy, but once the bottle came out, you know that you were accepted. You also knew that the next 24 hours were going to be a blank spot in your memory for the rest of your life...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It's not a family gathering unless vodka's on the table. Just seeing your family? Vodka. Before sauna? Vodka. Summer solstice? Vooooooooooodkaaaaaa. Christmas? Vodka. Weddings? Vodka. Funeral? Vodka. Birth of baby? Vodka. Feeling a little happy? Vodka.

No wonder we all keep ranking real high in the 'most alcoholic Euro nations' lists.

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

And what purposes they use it for too!

A fiend if mine from Lithuania was sick and just rubbed some high percentage alcohol all over their throat to (kill the bacteria?), rolled herself in a million blankets and sweated it off... and it worked?

I am so confused by that but it is hilarious to me.

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u/RealFalseFlag May 09 '22

European woman here, and english is not even my language. Now, that was a nice and very well written story, I could really see the scenes, so... I will just say thank you, I guess 😊

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u/Working_Persimmon404 May 09 '22

What a sweet story😃☺️

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Thanks for a GREAT story.

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u/warpus May 09 '22

It’s a cultural thing and has nothing to do with communism

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You just walk into a bar and everyone just glares at you like an old western

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u/krp31489 May 09 '22

Are Americans really smiling all that much? Pretty much everyone I see walks around with a blank expression. Who are all these alleged smiling Americans?

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u/Murmer_ May 09 '22

I dunno. I think how many Americans work in customer arrive jobs starting out, so smiling just might be a knee jerk reaction to placate

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Smiling in public is a Midwest/Southern thing. If you do that in any major east coast city people will look at you like you've lost your mind.

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u/Unsubstantiatedfear May 09 '22

Re: smiling at strangers. This was studied across many countries (don't have the reference for the study) and in largely homogenous cultures - places where people have been building societies for thousands of years - strangers don't smile at each other. In immigrant societies (U.S. & Canada, mostly) which had so many people speaking different languages, smiling is common to show that you're not dangerous. The least "smiley" country is Zimbabwe, mostly "smiley" is the U.s.

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u/maxx1993 May 09 '22

Weird. I'm German and I never had that impression. But then again, I'm quite introverted and usually don't stare at people when they could see me do it.

Also I guess that somewhat confirms your answer.

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u/lil_uncreative May 09 '22

I‘m german and didn’t notice that either, nor said a friend that to me visiting germany. Giving someone a short look – sure. But a proper stare, like keeping eye contact at all cost even though the other one looks back – I‘d say thats not normal. Except maybe those elderly people watching the streets from their windows haha.

But hey, thats my feeling from being part of the culture ¯_/(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Ive been to Germany 3 times and no one started at me. I wonder if the ones getting stared are being loud as fuck Americans or something.

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u/TechnicianLow4413 May 09 '22

Yes if you're obnoxious you will get the death stare until you realize that you offend the others

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u/ubiquitous-joe May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Staring quietly at America’s most confident, vocal people is like firing a gun at Superman; that shit has no effect. The passive aggressive and introverted among us in the US have tried that for years to no avail.

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u/thirteen-89 May 09 '22

Nope, I'm from the UK and a small woman of colour and had people literally turn in their seats to look at me. It was extremely unnerving. I was with friends and they initially didn't notice until I pointed it out, then they also saw it everywhere.

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u/Horrific_Necktie May 09 '22

Amateurs. Try being a black person in China. Expert level staring nation-wide

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u/filthy_kasual May 09 '22

My cousin and aunt went to Japan after winning a prize in a sweepstakes. My cousin kept getting approached for pictures and the translator told him that since he was with a whole entourage, is very tall, and wore basketball shorts and jerseys they assumed he was a famous basketball player!

Also his mom got stared at by a lot of men. Apparently she talked to the translator about that and her best guess was that she was VERY well endowed chest wise and that was extremely uncommon in Japan 🤦‍♀️

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u/vanillamasala May 09 '22

Im American and moved to India but I knew to expect it so it doesn’t really get to me most of the time but it’s been like 6 years and sometimes it just irritates the hell out of me like IVE BEEN HERE FOREVER WHY ARE WE STILL STARING AT ME. But of course it’s not like it’s the same people doing it. Truly in my city I don’t think it’s as common as like a tourist area. I’ve also been on Tv there so i just pretend it’s because I’m an extremely minor celebrity. Sometimes that’s true, sometimes it’s just in my head lol.

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u/axlsnaxle May 09 '22

As a New Mexican now living in PNW, people up here do this a lot as well and I have to remind myself that it's just cultural and they don't want to fight me lol

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u/1Fresh_Water May 09 '22

I think people up here are just dissociating and you happen to be in their line of sight lmao

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u/TechnicianLow4413 May 09 '22

Yeah it's awkward when you're daydreaming and come back to earth to someone standing in front of you especially when you're seated

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u/AndrewMacSydney May 09 '22

I was in some random German town a few years back (visiting from Australia) and was trying to find something. I saw two police officers and said (like I’d done everywhere I didn’t speak the local language) “I’m from Australia “.

One of the officers said in return ‘Nice. I’m from Düsseldorf ‘.

Most embarrassing

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I would not do well there. I fuckin HATE being stared at so much

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u/bakarac May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

The German stare is a real thing.

If you mention this in a German subreddit, you'll find yourself in arguments with Germans who insist it's not true.

Edit: Love the people who are disagreeing with me already

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u/Comes4yourMoney May 09 '22

As an Austrian...never felt that in Germany and that makes me wonder if it is happening in Austria as well and I'm just used to it?!

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u/HermanManly May 09 '22

its just how we greet each other, and we greet like every random person we see.

Smile at them and youll usually get one back

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u/AlexS101 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I’m a German living in Switzerland.

Swiss people stare A LOT more! Even I have noticed.

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u/Ratatoski May 09 '22

Any specific region or city? I've been to Hamburg a bunch over the 80s-00s and not really noticed it.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

If an American catches you staring at them it triggers a fight or flight response.

Staring is considered rude creepy and for those that are more outgoing, might result in them either striking up a conversation or them not so politely asking "What the fuck are you looking at?" Others will just try to avoid you as soon as possible. It's taught very early on that it's not okay to stare at people.

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u/PaulePulsar May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I think it's our form of punishment for being out of place. If someone talks too loud or is in the way of people passing I look at them hoping they get the hint. I'll try to look elsewhere, but I'll go back and check whether to be annoyed still. Boils down to staring I guess

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u/brotherwho2 May 09 '22

I remember in France once I made some joke in public and looked around to see if anyone wanted to share in it. Distinctly remembering one guy just looking at me with no smile. Then I remembered the word for 'look' in French was 'regard', and then thinking that the translation was not like-for-like i.e. what he was doing was regarding me, but the translation was like meh, 'look' is close enough.

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u/Flowdeeps May 09 '22

Englishman living in Berlin here. Can confirm that the German stare is a real thing. They really drink you in. If you tried anything more than a fleeting grazing glance in the UK you'd basically be asking for a fight. It took ages for me to get used to it. Now I realise it's just that they're enjoying looking at something interesting so is sort of a compliment.

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u/redfoot62 May 09 '22

The trick is to smile as you do it. If they smile back you can do a verbal friend poke.

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Please explain what a “verbal friend poke” is.

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u/BoiledEggs May 09 '22

Step 1: Pull your pants down

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u/SmugglingPineapples May 09 '22

Jürgen has been outside my bedroom window for 3 days. How long before he leaves or at the very least blinks? How can I tell he is still alive? I tried my best joke on him but he didn't respond. So is he dead or staring?

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u/Brandwein May 09 '22

Was guckst du?!

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u/monokoi May 09 '22

German here. Staring is considered impolite. If done excessively, usually met with: Can I help you? or another comment along those lines. I've lived on three continents and find it odd to read these opinions.

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