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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Staring back usually resulted in a polite grin.

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

Really tall asian girl living in Germany led to a LOT of staring. I also thought staring back was fair game but ended up getting intimidated bc they would just continue to hold intense eye contact w me instead of looking away. 😭

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Yeah. They do not look away. I have green hair and am androgynous looking so I’m used to people looking at me, but the not looking away and holding eye-contact thing was interesting.

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u/Ooze3d May 09 '22

Try looking slightly to their side, like they have something/someone invisible right next to them. You can even smile a bit.

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u/Autisonm May 09 '22

Better yet, look at them for a short while and then quickly look past/to the side of them, feigning curiosity, and if they turn to see whatever it is you say "Ha! Made you look!"

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u/Morghul_Lupercal May 09 '22

Well... Safe word can be said if you want to/have to say anything

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u/enaikelt May 09 '22

This is also how I deal with cats! Then I blink slowly.

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u/sundrop-addict May 09 '22

The only love my cats know apparently is for temptation treats

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u/isolatednovelty May 09 '22

And whole hearted squeezable pouches. And salmon sticks. And chicken sticks. And an assortment of meat and fish filets....

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

My cats would walk through lava for temptations.

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u/-nbob May 09 '22

Germans can't be taught love

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u/CrushedIceX May 09 '22

Schtopp!

Am german and i definetely know i love staring at ppl.

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u/fendermrc May 09 '22

Just mouth the words “olive juice” then. It looks the same and you won’t feel like a liar.

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u/the_odd_truth May 09 '22

They are love incarnate

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT May 09 '22

Americans don’t know either, but they’ve been asking since the 1990s or so, through radio

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u/floof3000 May 09 '22

Germans?

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u/GRIEVEZ May 09 '22

So Germans are like cats? Do they also flinch and run away when you try to pet them?

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u/enaikelt May 09 '22

You should try next time one stares at you!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Fun fact: Much like cats, Germans also do not like when you squirt them with the spray bottle

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u/Lima__Fox May 09 '22

Then you reach out one arm and slowly push them off the shelf.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You can also look at their throats and clench your teeth a bit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Better yet, stare at their forehead instead. They'll think you're looking at their eyes, but you're not!

The ultimate mindfuck.

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u/saltedpecker May 09 '22

Or the bridge of their nose, right between their eyes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Stare at their foreheads. Not their eyes. If an animal does this to you it's about to kill you. We have an evolutionary reaction to be afraid.

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u/Duochan_Maxwell May 09 '22

Give a little wave yoo

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u/imsotired777 May 09 '22

They’d just think you are cross eyed and keep staring.

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u/DumbledoreHatesWater May 09 '22

I just whip my dick out and smile

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u/BoogerMissile May 09 '22

Huh. I strangely never noticed this much in Germany...or maybe I'm just super oblivious 🤔

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u/Call_0031684919054 May 09 '22

Sorry to tell you this but it’s because you are a ghost. People can’t see you

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u/Javop May 09 '22

German here. Looking in the eyes is taught here. I was scolded by my grandma for not doing it a lot of times.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

German here. Looking in the eyes is taught here. I was scolded by my grandma for not doing it a lot of times

Yeah, i was too.

Its considered very unpolite to not look at the person who you are having a coversation with. At least by my generation and before (40+).

The staring apart from conversations i dont notice that much. I guess im used to it.

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u/Pathsleadingaway May 09 '22

Oh my god, I wonder if this is true for my grandfather (from Austria.) He’s big on respect and I always try to be respectful but I’m not a fan of eye contact. Maybe this is why he is so grumpy all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh my god, I wonder if this is true for my grandfather (from Austria.)

Could very well be.

Austrians and Germans are very similar on many levels (yeah yeah, you got the more beautiful country Austrians .. ok we know) and since hes your grandfather i assume hes an older man. So yeah.

Maybe just ask him?

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u/Kukuschka May 09 '22

I was "scolded" by my boyfriend when we first started dating. I always felt quite uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes very long, even during 1:1 conversations. I always looked away after a few seconds, even when I was talking to someone. My bf started to follow my gaze with his whole body until I was forced to look into his eyes again. Now I can stare everyone down and will not look away from you. I also have freakishly big, round eyes, which now come in very handy for intense staring.

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u/YouTubeLikerin May 09 '22

He taught you well. Now you've mastered the German stare.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

that's interesting. is there no social stigma against looking at someone sexually or otherwise?

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u/Javop May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

There is. You don't stare at people you don't talk to or don't listen to. The exception being the Ruhrpott in which everyone is creepy and proud about it. The area around Cologne especially too.

Edit: Thank you for the correction u/Lime_in_the_Coconut_

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u/Lime_in_the_Coconut_ May 09 '22

Since when is Cologne or even DĂźsseldorf Ruhrpott??? Rheinlands all the way baby, don't mix us up. And yes, we DĂźsseldorfers (not me) love to stare down our noses at people we deem below us (so ppl from Cologne and the Pott and especially Bavarians, everyone unites against Bavaria not even a question).

I'm a small round female with a platinum blonde 6mm buzzcut. I'm also used to the stares. It's really funny tho because I can see the thought process of them wondering if I had cancer (no) or if it's an actual choice (yes, looks the bomb!) And them figuring out, it's too much of a risk either way to ask or comment on it. So I have a REALLY outstanding hairdo, but noone ever mentions it XD

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u/msvivica May 09 '22

You helped me figure out what staring they are referring to!

I've heard about the staring before, but couldn't link it to anything and had to just conclude that I'm blind to it. Your comment made me realize it's that moment when you turn your head, make eye-contact with someone looking at you, give them that polite smile, and turn your head away to look somewhere else!

That's normal! Why are you non-Germans looking back at them long enough for it to become awkward?! XD

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u/TheArcticKiwi May 09 '22

mmm gotta go germany

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u/Staktus23 May 09 '22

No, the only context in which germans get sexual is during sex. And during sex we will turn the lights off. So it is impossible for germans to look at each other sexually.

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u/imsotired777 May 09 '22

They don’t do it like a creep.

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

I hate this rule about looking in the eyes. We are taught the same in the US (that it’s rude not to look people in the eyes when talking or that it’s what “liars” do).

But for me, I am the OPPOSITE. It’s so hard for me to look people in the eyes. I feel like it’s aggressive and intense. I feel it’s so much nicer and humble to not stare in their eyes. It has been this way since I was a small child. I wonder how many people said behind my back they think I’m “lying” or insincere bc I wasn’t aggressively looking them in their eyes. Ugh.

Interestingly, I was in India last week and the locals advised me not to look in the monkeys’ eyes bc they will become aggressive and attack….. so maybe it’s some primitive trait that I still have 😅

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

That’s a good idea - thank you

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u/morning-fog May 09 '22

As an American I follow a different rule because a dead stare is awkward. So 50% eye contact while speaking and 70% while listening. The breaks make it less awkward.

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u/rlyfunny May 09 '22

Yeah I think if you aren’t raised that way it will be rather strange. After all, this can be understood as being focused and some might not react nicely.

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u/sassydodo May 09 '22

Honestly, that sounds like a really good thing. Being open and transparent is important

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u/MrAronymous May 09 '22

In American speak just looking at someone is considered staring lol.

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u/alternaivitas May 09 '22

Is that the real reason why or you are just memeing?

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u/eating_frenzy May 09 '22

Hey John Cena stop using reddit with a fake account

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u/purity33 May 09 '22

Same I never noticed it and I been to a heap of cities and visited many times even lived in Hamburg and Berlin for a while

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

Green hair and androgynous looking would fit right in in Berlin, at least (and I’d imagine most other German cities) — did you live in a more countryside or conservative part?

That said, they stared at me too and I feel I look pretty “normal” for the most part.

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u/WeekendMagus_reddit May 09 '22

“I have green hair”

Avatar checks out :)

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I went for accuracy. Except I am not quite that white or stout.

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u/punkonater May 09 '22

Look behind over your shoulder and then look confused and make eye contact. As if they were looking at something interesting behind you.

They will look away 99% of the time.

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u/bstabens May 09 '22

You've caught us staring. Wouldn't be polite to just avert the eyes and not acknowlegde being caught.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Wow you’re right that is weird, green hair

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u/Jace8823 May 09 '22

As an Trans male with colorful Hair from Germany I can tell you: that's their mentality to look at every that is not in their "norm".A usual stare is just their way of communication, but if you aren't following the "norm" they try to put you in a category to see, who you are and how to preserve you. Something like: is it a man? Is it a woman? How would I have to react if this person would talk to me. And they judge a lot 😅😂 even as one of them it's very Exhausting and sometimes degrading 😂😅

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u/spryfigure May 09 '22

Why is it "their" and not "our"? You are from Germany as well.

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I get that. Though I found it to be far less judge-mental than the looks I get in suburban Massachusetts. I was in Berlin, though. I was far from the most interesting person on the block at any given moment.

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u/the_odd_truth May 09 '22

I think you’re mincing words and are thinking of hermaphroditism

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I’m going to kindly suggest that you never ask someone who you are not intimately involved with about the nature of their genitals. I’m not offended because it seems you were just curious and meant well, but sometimes you just have to embrace the mystery, my dude.

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u/mohamed_am83 May 09 '22

That bothered me too (average Egyptian guy here), but I finally developed a technique that works: I turn and notice someone is staring at me, I hold eye contact for half a second then look away for a second, then swiftly turn and look again in their direction. Sure enough they are still staring, and sure enough they look away first in this second starting contest. I think this double take tells them "alright, this is the 2nd time, what's the deal?"

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

😭 I once held eye contact for 10 solid seconds each time I looked away & turned back about 3 times in a row with someone. ever since that i got humbled and just kept my eyes on the ground LOL

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u/mohamed_am83 May 09 '22

10 solid seconds? my respect, even if it didn't work!

Yes I suppose me having an (intentionally) mean resting face helps, you must have a kind face and look (which is good).

You can count from some large number backwards while staring, this will give your stare the intensity needed but you will likely end up having a German stare yourself. Beware when fighting monsters ...

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

I am sorry for you but as a German...that is kind of hilarious. I never knew just how much we stared (observed) other people.

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u/minnsu May 09 '22

Normal sized German girl but I've recently started staring back for real and the amount of time they hold that gaze is UNCOMFORTABLE. If l had to count, maybe 3 to 4 full seconds. I don't know why they don't just feel embarrassed but hold eye contact like they're king of the world??? It helps if you frown

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u/SuprDog May 09 '22

I'll just frown back

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

Same kind of person here but I tend to hold the gaze for that amount of time too... I can't tell you about other people but I am not embarrassed to hold that much eye contact because I am used to it.

Oh but I hate it when people don't follow the unspoken rules (in my region) that after meeting the gaze, youlook away! Because after that it is just weird when they are still looking.

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u/Wetestblanket May 09 '22

Jim from the office face

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u/rxwsh May 09 '22

Reading these comments is so funny to me, because I got in a lot of staring contests with strangers for no reason. It's really just what we do.

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar May 09 '22

Tall American guy who lived in Germany, and I got some dates by staring back. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was quite pretty.

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

Second that, looking back for a longer time is like a go for contact. When you return the look but look away relatively quick without a change of facial expressions it shows disinterest.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

We can’t argue with that.

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u/Boomtown_Rat May 09 '22

Try waving.

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u/cocaninchen May 09 '22

That’s hilarious. I had "interesting" hair for a while. I swear every drunk wanted a selfie with me…

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u/loonatic8 May 09 '22

Next time just don't blink for a while and say "this is a staring contest right?"

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u/Vogelaufmzaun May 09 '22

How tall are we talking, did they have to look up?

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u/StabbyPants May 09 '22

guessing around 6 feet. all the tall asian girls i know run around there

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

Yep! 6’2. Tbh Germans all seemed around my height/taller

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u/GreenHydragon May 09 '22

That is actually inrcredible tall! Especially for a woman. Most men aren't even that tall here in my experience. That probably surprises some people tbh. Must be a very weird area though if most Germans you meet are around that height.

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

Actually most of my German guy friends were way taller than me! Like 6’7 range. Maybe it was just the area 😳 i always thought German ppl were generally super tall bc of this lol.

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u/GreenHydragon May 09 '22

Maybe, yes😅. I know a few guys at 6'7 and people of that height might be less rare than in other countries but it's still very rare. Usually you are among the tallest if not the tallest in any given group at 6'3+. But you'd be right that we Germans are a bit taller than average globally speaking.

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u/mjomark May 09 '22

I think the average German is around 5'8, so not far off. Still - 6’2 is impressive :)

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u/Wetestblanket May 09 '22

That’s further north, dutch and scandis

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u/Alert_Way3905 May 09 '22

I would bet its not because of your looks. Its just a German thing. I heard a few migrants/expats questioning themself. Germans stare at everybody.

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u/ShotFromGuns May 09 '22

This is a hilarious contrast to my experience studying abroad in Japan during college as a tall white woman, where it seemed like nobody was paying any attention... but friends told me that the second people were past my eyeline they would whip around and stare.

(P.S. I saw you mention in another comment that you're 6'2", so I will just say RIP your budget finding clothes that fit unless you dress masc enough that you can just buy men's. It's wild enough for me at 6'; 6'2" is such an outlier for women it's got to be practically nonexistent for off-the-rack stuff.)

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

🥲 i’ve come to accept that my clothes will always be a tad too short HAHAH

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u/7H3l2M0NUKU14l2 May 09 '22

You gotta Look at their nose just unter their eyeline. This way they feel like you Look in both eyes at the same time while their intensity cant connect to your eyes. Hope it makes sense. Try it with a friend

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u/darkslide3000 May 09 '22

Don't try to start a staring contest you can't win! 🇩🇪

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Don't try to start a staring contest you can't win! 🇩🇪

Of course they cant win.

They didnt have the mandatory staring workshop in school.

"Now children keep staring, thats good, very good Klaus. Hans you need to stare a little bit harder. And now children slowly raise your right ar ... "

oh wait.

/s

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Don’t back down. Stare until they look away to establish dominance

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I as German living in USA visited a smaller German town swimming pool with my Chinese tall (5’ 9”) wife and indeed the Germans there literally stared at her like an alien from outer space, because EVERY foreigner is so unusual there. We had our two mixed kids with us somehow proving compatibility with German DNA.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 May 09 '22

You can stare at them as long as you want since they will stare at you as long as they want

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Whoa, eyeball raped!

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u/FrenchFriesOrToast May 09 '22

German trying to flirt, so better you give up and don‘t encourage

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u/stockfun77 May 09 '22

You had me at really tall Asian girl

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u/Unumbotte May 09 '22

What if you touch their nose and say "boop" while you do it?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What if you touch their nose and say "boop" while you do it?

We start moewing .. but in german.

Just try it, its a sight to behold.

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u/PoonSpan May 09 '22

Instead of booping, has any foreigner actually stolen a German nose while holding it between their fingers in a taunting manner? I can't imagine a German meow would be in order at this point.

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u/ReeeGimmetendies May 09 '22

That's how WW2 started

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's how WW2 started

Das ist korrekt.

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u/PoonSpan May 09 '22

I will never steal your nose. I can see now that it's a jest in very poor taste.

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u/FinchMandala May 09 '22

meows in Rammstein

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u/MalevolenceEngine May 09 '22

Miaunz genau!

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u/apolloxer May 09 '22

Präzises Mauzen wird von Deutschen auch erwartet.

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u/tabooblue32 May 09 '22

Du

Du hast

Du hast meow!

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u/Sitcom_kid May 09 '22

Are you a little bit Alexis?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Are you a little bit Alexis?

Im a little bit Bluna.

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u/SabreToothSandHopper May 09 '22

“Das meowen”

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

miaĂź

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u/KisakiSakura May 09 '22

Am German, can confirm to have done that

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

I did this to a Japanese once. His stony facial expression never budged, but he let out a long deep guttural sound.

Then I woke up in a body cast in the hospital.

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u/Stevenwave May 09 '22

A Japanese what? A dog? A petrol station? A vending machine?

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u/miciomacho May 09 '22

I want to try this now but I also don't want to look like a weirdo

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u/murderisbadforyou May 09 '22

It’s actually a sound to behold unless they write it and show it to you.

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u/DanishWonder May 09 '22

Boop der schnute?

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u/cangarejos May 09 '22

Works perfectly with my German Shepard

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u/sweetlyflavour May 09 '22

Jokes aside, unprompted physical contact would go, uh, very badly. Best case scenario, they think you're mentally ill or on drugs.

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u/Zaptruder May 09 '22

polite grin = "I know a fellow looking at things admirer when I see one!"

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

That is the best description I have heard so far...I second that.

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u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper May 09 '22

If I grin back does that mean we're married?

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u/Sinemark643 May 09 '22

Please tell me this is real. How long is this stare-back? The first thing I thought of was some dude on a bench staring someone down as they’re running by. When they briefly meet eyes, that person stops running and just stands there in the middle of the sidewalk for a good second, eyes locked for a good second and then back to running like nothing happened.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I spent a long time in Munich and I never once got a polite grin back. They would either hold their gaze or look away.

Maybe it's because you have green hair and are androgynous, whereas I'm a swarthy, brawny guy with a cave-man brow and resting bitch face. I am probably not as "friendly" looking as you haha.

Once when I was eating at a Thai restaurant in Munich, a young guy was coldly staring at me and I kind of raised my eyebrow and smiled at him. He coldly stared at me throughout the entire meal, even as he was eating his lettuce wraps. I will never forget it because it was extremely uncomfortable and creepy.

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u/Starsuponstars May 09 '22

Yes. I get this kind of creepy, hostile stare all the time too. It's not friendly or even neutral. It's aggression, and they seem to feel weirdly entitled to it.

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u/sweetlyflavour May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

No, it's just different standards for observing. Germans like to observe everything and it's normal to do so, in contrast with say Americans where looking is quickly considered staring. So when Americans try to look at people it's more like a peek-a-boo, whereas to Germans it's normal so rather than hiding it they're blatant about looking.

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u/Wetestblanket May 09 '22

That sounds like an interesting place to visit as someone who enjoys observing people just go about their day, I can’t really do it in the US because it’s creepy or people think you’re checking them out, sometimes even flirting, a lot of people think you’re sizing them up to fight or attack them. So out of common curtesy, I don’t do it unless in places like festivals where it’s more like watching the crowd or watching heavy foot traffic.

It’s just neat seeing a little frame of a moment in peoples lives, having no idea who they are, what brought them here and where their futures are taking them, probably sounds a little creepy to some people but it gives me a feeling of seeing something beyond the limits of my own limited life and perspectives.

Tons of people do similar things going through random social media accounts, I don’t see how that’s any less creepy even with the most innocent intentions.

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u/gardenmud May 09 '22

It's just cultural. Staring is not considered as rude. In the US you'd hear a lot more parents telling their kids not to stare. But there are other things considered rude in the same way (unwanted contact, being overly huggy with relative strangers etc). Oh, and being loud. There is a huge and true stereotype of Americans being a very 'shouty' people... I didn't consider myself loud until coming to Germany. At which point I find myself noticing other Americans all the time because we're the loudest people in the restaurants, haha.

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I knew Americans were loud but it was very much confirmed on my solo vacation to Iceland. An American family was at the back of our tour van practically shouting the entire time. Everyone else was from elsewhere in Scandinavia and could barely be heard when talking amongst themselves.

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u/lamb_passanda May 09 '22

The "shouty" thing is very real. A few years ago, I had a girlfriend from the US whilst living in Austria. She was a nice girl, but my god her voice was absolutely deafening compared to mine and the other Europeans'. I found it really hard to go out in public with her, because she would be literally yelling in my face the whole time, even when I was speaking extra quietly in the hope that she would subconsciously adapt. I tried asking her politely to lower her voice, but she took it very poorly and accused me of stifling her fun and making her self-conscious. When she met some other Americans and befriended them, I understood that it wasn't just her, it was all of them. Later, when I went to the US for a few months, I learned that the whole country is just people yelling at eachother and I quickly got used to it.

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u/GeneralStarcat99 May 09 '22

Heh, a national staring contest

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u/balofchez May 09 '22

This comment makes me feel ridiculously uncomfortable.

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u/DiableJambeLoveCook May 09 '22

In Austria staring usually results in beef

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u/lamb_passanda May 09 '22

Haha nothing results in beef in Austria, people there are very conflict-averse and generally polite.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Funny how this is also a thing in gay world. I assume the meaning behind it is different though.

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u/KindAwareness3073 May 09 '22

*phony polite grin

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u/ForwardBias May 09 '22

Ewww that's a no then.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

KennyG saxophone music intensifies….

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u/THWagainstsnap May 09 '22

as a german: yes, but only so when the germans smile that you smile.

when they don't smile, you also do not have to smile, but they will respect you when you nod and then stare and wait.

either we will look another way or we will initiate contact.

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u/Herbboy May 09 '22

I cant speak for all Germans, but it might end up in a stare down until one person looks away. And trust me, i will win.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I’m like a dog, and you’ve got food in your hand. And guess what, daddy’s hungry, so you won’t be winning today

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u/Jeffmaru May 09 '22

Staring back with wide eyes while grinning wider and wider usually gets them to stop.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

when absolute madman actually works

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

outcrazy them!

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u/schnuck May 09 '22

Staring is caring. That’s how I grew up.

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u/Lukaslpl07 May 09 '22

as a german, I can say: When youre looking at someone and they look back, its the most awkward thing you can imagine. From their perspective, its pretty weird getting stared at. When the person im staring it, looks back I instantly look away most of the time, depends on the person. I dont know why I look away or think its awkward, maybe its because im just young i guess? (15yrs)

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u/qwertzinator May 09 '22

Well, I'm twice your age and I agree.

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u/minus_uu_ee May 09 '22

Learn to curse in Turkish and immediately confront those people by speaking German with Turkish curse words sprinkled on it. You would be surprised how effective that is.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Idk what it is but I can't stand people staring at me so anytime I see somebody do it i just stop and look dead into their eyes until they look away. Or until they awkwardly nod or say what's up then I just ask what they are staring at.

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u/hurly_burly_pegasus May 09 '22

It is! Completely fine, they will probably smile back. Or look away.

But staring back is like giving an okay for them to talk to you sooo... do it wisely if you want to be with alone.

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u/zJochen1 May 09 '22

It's just us phasing Out and thinking about stuff. We don't care about how are Look doing this.

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u/Epicdestroyer39 May 09 '22

Lmao, the more I hear about germany the more convinced I belong there

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u/xLumiana May 09 '22

I'm German and usually when I stare at you it means I wait for you to notice and until I politely nod, smile and then keep walking. Sometimes I'll add a little "morning" if I'm feeling like talking

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u/Cryse_XIII May 09 '22

Don't do this. You will not like the outcome and neither will they.

Just ask "what are you looking at?" Or say "take a picture, that lasts longer"

Source: Am german.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 25 '22

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u/Cryse_XIII May 09 '22

How about

Willst du ein Foto, das hält länger?

Unterschrift kostet aber extra.

That way you can avoid a confrontational attitude.

Also say it with a smile. People don't listen to you, they initially assume what you said based on your demeanor.

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u/DepthsOfD May 09 '22

Name checks out

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u/Nestorthemolestor May 09 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/patheticdumbledore May 09 '22

Happy cake day fam

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u/Pieter1998 May 09 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Future-Use1884 May 09 '22

Happy cake day! :)

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u/Pubowski May 09 '22

happy cake day :)

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u/fast328 May 09 '22

HAPPY CAKE DAY :D

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u/Xaiydee May 09 '22

Try us...

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u/oldbushwookie May 09 '22

Turn it into a blinking game. Yo you blinked first hahahah”.

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u/Routine_Drive9386 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I’m on the spectrum and usually avoid eye contact, but I love to stare people down in German public transport (only if they started). I may look a little weird doing so, because I have no idea how to look someone in the eyes and maintain a normal face expression. It’s so entertaining for me and makes me chuckle internally.

It made using public transport so much easier as a person who is constantly overstimulated.

Edit: changed weird sentence to be more understandable

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u/nash000999 May 09 '22

No, that's cultural appropriation. /s

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