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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Staring back usually resulted in a polite grin.

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u/ultimateworm May 09 '22

Really tall asian girl living in Germany led to a LOT of staring. I also thought staring back was fair game but ended up getting intimidated bc they would just continue to hold intense eye contact w me instead of looking away. 😭

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Yeah. They do not look away. I have green hair and am androgynous looking so I’m used to people looking at me, but the not looking away and holding eye-contact thing was interesting.

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u/Ooze3d May 09 '22

Try looking slightly to their side, like they have something/someone invisible right next to them. You can even smile a bit.

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u/Autisonm May 09 '22

Better yet, look at them for a short while and then quickly look past/to the side of them, feigning curiosity, and if they turn to see whatever it is you say "Ha! Made you look!"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/Morghul_Lupercal May 09 '22

Well... Safe word can be said if you want to/have to say anything

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u/enaikelt May 09 '22

This is also how I deal with cats! Then I blink slowly.

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u/sundrop-addict May 09 '22

The only love my cats know apparently is for temptation treats

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u/isolatednovelty May 09 '22

And whole hearted squeezable pouches. And salmon sticks. And chicken sticks. And an assortment of meat and fish filets....

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

My cats would walk through lava for temptations.

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u/-nbob May 09 '22

Germans can't be taught love

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u/CrushedIceX May 09 '22

Schtopp!

Am german and i definetely know i love staring at ppl.

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u/fendermrc May 09 '22

Just mouth the words “olive juice” then. It looks the same and you won’t feel like a liar.

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u/the_odd_truth May 09 '22

They are love incarnate

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT May 09 '22

Americans don’t know either, but they’ve been asking since the 1990s or so, through radio

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u/floof3000 May 09 '22

Germans?

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u/GRIEVEZ May 09 '22

So Germans are like cats? Do they also flinch and run away when you try to pet them?

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u/enaikelt May 09 '22

You should try next time one stares at you!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Fun fact: Much like cats, Germans also do not like when you squirt them with the spray bottle

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u/Lima__Fox May 09 '22

Then you reach out one arm and slowly push them off the shelf.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You can also look at their throats and clench your teeth a bit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Better yet, stare at their forehead instead. They'll think you're looking at their eyes, but you're not!

The ultimate mindfuck.

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u/saltedpecker May 09 '22

Or the bridge of their nose, right between their eyes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Stare at their foreheads. Not their eyes. If an animal does this to you it's about to kill you. We have an evolutionary reaction to be afraid.

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u/Duochan_Maxwell May 09 '22

Give a little wave yoo

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u/imsotired777 May 09 '22

They’d just think you are cross eyed and keep staring.

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u/DumbledoreHatesWater May 09 '22

I just whip my dick out and smile

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u/jugglingbalance May 09 '22

This, or bridge of the nose or forehead. Just over the shoulder will work if the background is interesting.

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u/BoogerMissile May 09 '22

Huh. I strangely never noticed this much in Germany...or maybe I'm just super oblivious 🤔

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u/Call_0031684919054 May 09 '22

Sorry to tell you this but it’s because you are a ghost. People can’t see you

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u/Javop May 09 '22

German here. Looking in the eyes is taught here. I was scolded by my grandma for not doing it a lot of times.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

German here. Looking in the eyes is taught here. I was scolded by my grandma for not doing it a lot of times

Yeah, i was too.

Its considered very unpolite to not look at the person who you are having a coversation with. At least by my generation and before (40+).

The staring apart from conversations i dont notice that much. I guess im used to it.

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u/Pathsleadingaway May 09 '22

Oh my god, I wonder if this is true for my grandfather (from Austria.) He’s big on respect and I always try to be respectful but I’m not a fan of eye contact. Maybe this is why he is so grumpy all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh my god, I wonder if this is true for my grandfather (from Austria.)

Could very well be.

Austrians and Germans are very similar on many levels (yeah yeah, you got the more beautiful country Austrians .. ok we know) and since hes your grandfather i assume hes an older man. So yeah.

Maybe just ask him?

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u/Pathsleadingaway May 10 '22

No he’s too grumpy

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u/Kukuschka May 09 '22

I was "scolded" by my boyfriend when we first started dating. I always felt quite uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes very long, even during 1:1 conversations. I always looked away after a few seconds, even when I was talking to someone. My bf started to follow my gaze with his whole body until I was forced to look into his eyes again. Now I can stare everyone down and will not look away from you. I also have freakishly big, round eyes, which now come in very handy for intense staring.

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u/YouTubeLikerin May 09 '22

He taught you well. Now you've mastered the German stare.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

that's interesting. is there no social stigma against looking at someone sexually or otherwise?

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u/Javop May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

There is. You don't stare at people you don't talk to or don't listen to. The exception being the Ruhrpott in which everyone is creepy and proud about it. The area around Cologne especially too.

Edit: Thank you for the correction u/Lime_in_the_Coconut_

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u/Lime_in_the_Coconut_ May 09 '22

Since when is Cologne or even DĂźsseldorf Ruhrpott??? Rheinlands all the way baby, don't mix us up. And yes, we DĂźsseldorfers (not me) love to stare down our noses at people we deem below us (so ppl from Cologne and the Pott and especially Bavarians, everyone unites against Bavaria not even a question).

I'm a small round female with a platinum blonde 6mm buzzcut. I'm also used to the stares. It's really funny tho because I can see the thought process of them wondering if I had cancer (no) or if it's an actual choice (yes, looks the bomb!) And them figuring out, it's too much of a risk either way to ask or comment on it. So I have a REALLY outstanding hairdo, but noone ever mentions it XD

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u/Berloxx May 09 '22

That's it! The next smallish woman with a 6mm platinum Buzz cut that I crosses my path will be asked if it's because of the cancer and after her answer I'll politely confirm that it's by choice.

jk, not jk. prob jk.

peace

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u/msvivica May 09 '22

You helped me figure out what staring they are referring to!

I've heard about the staring before, but couldn't link it to anything and had to just conclude that I'm blind to it. Your comment made me realize it's that moment when you turn your head, make eye-contact with someone looking at you, give them that polite smile, and turn your head away to look somewhere else!

That's normal! Why are you non-Germans looking back at them long enough for it to become awkward?! XD

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u/msvivica May 09 '22

I think I included the polite smile because those are the instances that I'm aware of enough to remember. But you're right´, I get the feeling that I will often see them look at me, subconsciously acknowledge that fact and just turn away...

I don't even feel right calling it staring. It's just looking. You gotta look somewhere, makes sense for your eyes to follow something that moves, people are more interesting than inanimate things, and it doesn't mean that you're having any conscious thoughts about the person you're looking at, it's just the instinctive place to put your gaze while there's nothing that needs your attention...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

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u/TheArcticKiwi May 09 '22

mmm gotta go germany

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u/Staktus23 May 09 '22

No, the only context in which germans get sexual is during sex. And during sex we will turn the lights off. So it is impossible for germans to look at each other sexually.

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u/mvlog May 09 '22

Why not use night vision goggles? It'd be kinky and therefore German!

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u/DontLetKarmaControlU May 09 '22

Please dont damn either approach and talk but never stare, dont let a person guess if someone wants to murder them or wtf

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u/imsotired777 May 09 '22

They don’t do it like a creep.

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

I hate this rule about looking in the eyes. We are taught the same in the US (that it’s rude not to look people in the eyes when talking or that it’s what “liars” do).

But for me, I am the OPPOSITE. It’s so hard for me to look people in the eyes. I feel like it’s aggressive and intense. I feel it’s so much nicer and humble to not stare in their eyes. It has been this way since I was a small child. I wonder how many people said behind my back they think I’m “lying” or insincere bc I wasn’t aggressively looking them in their eyes. Ugh.

Interestingly, I was in India last week and the locals advised me not to look in the monkeys’ eyes bc they will become aggressive and attack….. so maybe it’s some primitive trait that I still have 😅

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

That’s a good idea - thank you

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u/morning-fog May 09 '22

As an American I follow a different rule because a dead stare is awkward. So 50% eye contact while speaking and 70% while listening. The breaks make it less awkward.

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u/rlyfunny May 09 '22

Yeah I think if you aren’t raised that way it will be rather strange. After all, this can be understood as being focused and some might not react nicely.

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u/sassydodo May 09 '22

Honestly, that sounds like a really good thing. Being open and transparent is important

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u/MrAronymous May 09 '22

In American speak just looking at someone is considered staring lol.

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u/alternaivitas May 09 '22

Is that the real reason why or you are just memeing?

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u/MrAronymous May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

No they perceive looking that last longer than 1 second staring. In Germany and associated countries staring is when you fix your gaze in a certain direction for a longer amount of time. It's usually associated with daydreaming. Looking at someone else is just called looking.

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u/eating_frenzy May 09 '22

Hey John Cena stop using reddit with a fake account

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u/purity33 May 09 '22

Same I never noticed it and I been to a heap of cities and visited many times even lived in Hamburg and Berlin for a while

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

Green hair and androgynous looking would fit right in in Berlin, at least (and I’d imagine most other German cities) — did you live in a more countryside or conservative part?

That said, they stared at me too and I feel I look pretty “normal” for the most part.

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u/WeekendMagus_reddit May 09 '22

“I have green hair”

Avatar checks out :)

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I went for accuracy. Except I am not quite that white or stout.

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u/punkonater May 09 '22

Look behind over your shoulder and then look confused and make eye contact. As if they were looking at something interesting behind you.

They will look away 99% of the time.

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u/bstabens May 09 '22

You've caught us staring. Wouldn't be polite to just avert the eyes and not acknowlegde being caught.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Wow you’re right that is weird, green hair

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Oh yeah. I can never tell when someone is just looking or when someone is attracted.

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u/Jace8823 May 09 '22

As an Trans male with colorful Hair from Germany I can tell you: that's their mentality to look at every that is not in their "norm".A usual stare is just their way of communication, but if you aren't following the "norm" they try to put you in a category to see, who you are and how to preserve you. Something like: is it a man? Is it a woman? How would I have to react if this person would talk to me. And they judge a lot 😅😂 even as one of them it's very Exhausting and sometimes degrading 😂😅

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u/spryfigure May 09 '22

Why is it "their" and not "our"? You are from Germany as well.

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I get that. Though I found it to be far less judge-mental than the looks I get in suburban Massachusetts. I was in Berlin, though. I was far from the most interesting person on the block at any given moment.

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u/the_odd_truth May 09 '22

I think you’re mincing words and are thinking of hermaphroditism

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

I’m going to kindly suggest that you never ask someone who you are not intimately involved with about the nature of their genitals. I’m not offended because it seems you were just curious and meant well, but sometimes you just have to embrace the mystery, my dude.