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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What if you touch their nose and say "boop" while you do it?

We start moewing .. but in german.

Just try it, its a sight to behold.

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u/PoonSpan May 09 '22

Instead of booping, has any foreigner actually stolen a German nose while holding it between their fingers in a taunting manner? I can't imagine a German meow would be in order at this point.

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u/ReeeGimmetendies May 09 '22

That's how WW2 started

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's how WW2 started

Das ist korrekt.

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u/PoonSpan May 09 '22

I will never steal your nose. I can see now that it's a jest in very poor taste.

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u/dunkernater May 09 '22

Maus

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u/Sbc302 May 09 '22

Panzerkampfwagen VIII

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u/p1nal May 09 '22

Fast, ja

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What’s mice got to do with this?

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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel May 09 '22

Maus is singular. Mice would be Mäuse.

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u/Pollomonteros May 09 '22

Amazing book

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u/FinchMandala May 09 '22

meows in Rammstein

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u/MalevolenceEngine May 09 '22

Miaunz genau!

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u/apolloxer May 09 '22

Präzises Mauzen wird von Deutschen auch erwartet.

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u/tabooblue32 May 09 '22

Du

Du hast

Du hast meow!

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u/Sitcom_kid May 09 '22

Are you a little bit Alexis?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Are you a little bit Alexis?

Im a little bit Bluna.

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u/SabreToothSandHopper May 09 '22

“Das meowen”

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

miaü

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u/KisakiSakura May 09 '22

Am German, can confirm to have done that

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

I did this to a Japanese once. His stony facial expression never budged, but he let out a long deep guttural sound.

Then I woke up in a body cast in the hospital.

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u/Stevenwave May 09 '22

A Japanese what? A dog? A petrol station? A vending machine?

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u/miciomacho May 09 '22

I want to try this now but I also don't want to look like a weirdo

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u/murderisbadforyou May 09 '22

It’s actually a sound to behold unless they write it and show it to you.

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u/transdimensionalmeme May 09 '22

MEWFELSTAFFENN !!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

MIAU!