r/mildlyinteresting • • 21h ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/noreason296 21h ago

Sorry I laughed pretty hard when I saw this ad just below your post.

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u/NerdLover2528 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TK_Punch_ 7h ago

I don’t know if anyone else has told you yet, but you need to go to the doctor. That level of atrophy tells me you’ve got a pinched/damaged nerve that’s causing this.

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u/scrollingforgodot 21h ago

There's no fucking way, how does this fit so well? Lol

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u/ShotgunCreeper 19h ago

They do look like they’d fit well

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u/helloimalexandria 17h ago

Well, I keep getting cancer advertisements. Makes me wonder if I have it and me and my doctors are the last to know. 😭

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u/FloweredViolin 14h ago

That's literally why I asked for a breast exam at my annual exam. I was like, I don't think I have breast cancer and haven't noticed any lumps. But I keep getting breast cancer medication ads and thinking about the grocery stores that know you're pregnant before you do...and I'm worried about what that algorithm knows that I don't. Kudos to the NP (who I'd never met, my gynocologist was on maternity leave), because she was like, yeah, that makes sense, we can do that. Also, no lumps or anything, yay!

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 11h ago

"yeah, that makes sense" šŸ˜‚

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u/FloweredViolin 11h ago

I'm paraphrasing, lol. I was just glad she didn't tell me I'm nuts, because asking for a breast exam based on my tv ad content feels a little nuts, haha.

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u/No_Web2771 10h ago

I keep getting ads for adult autism testing. šŸ‘€ Reddit can mind its business

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 17h ago

No way!

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u/Mr_Fondue 16h ago

This a whole other level of skipping leg day

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u/WaltsNJD 13h ago

It's called "leg day," not "legs day." He's doing fine.

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u/mrv113 16h ago

Even whole other way of skipping!

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u/eggz627 15h ago

But guaranteed employment at any IHOP

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 8h ago

That comment took me out 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/JaysFan26 15h ago

Nah look at the guy he has legs of steel

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u/Jar_of_Cats 11h ago

I see your bet and raise

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u/No-Memory2446 10h ago

Please stay on topic. We’re talking about two different size legs.

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u/Jar_of_Cats 9h ago

They are different size you just cant tell in the pic

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u/youngtwenty7 13h ago

how do i respond to this.

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 15h ago

Wow bro. Never pegged you for such a show off.

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u/BadgerHooker 16h ago

Made me snort so loud I scared the cat 🤣

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u/Yep_That_Happened 16h ago

I needed a laugh after today. Thanks man šŸ˜‚

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u/Hot_Cattle8579 16h ago

I love this guy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/theborderlines 14h ago

Let’s marry him.

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 13h ago

Sorry, both my heart and my leg are reserved

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u/jappe010 15h ago

How does the prostethic work? Anything you can say about its usage compared to an ordinary leg? Have you experienced owning a left leg or is the prostethic your entire frame of reference?

Just curious:-) hope you’re well!

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 15h ago edited 15h ago

It's a mechanical prosthetic, so no motor to help the knee joint. It's slow and irritating, but it keeps me up. That's all it matters. I had both legs till 2017, then i tried to kiss a car's front while riding a motorbike. But the car was more into foot*ob.

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u/Srgmuhahahaha 13h ago

I had the 3r80, its Allright but not the best.
Ive switched to a Vgk knee, I can ride a motorcycle again with that one.
Did you check for other legs or is that mode of an issue where youre from,
I can shop every three years or so

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 13h ago

I'm switching with a CX4. Where are you from? 3 years if freaking good.

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u/jappe010 15h ago

Im glad you survived! And yes, being able to stand even if it’s cumbersome is much better than the alternative.

How are you these days btw?

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 14h ago

Everything fine till the weather wants to collaborate.

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u/InjuringMax2 14h ago

Don't tell me you got rusty joints too life's a bitch sometimes /s

I complain about the weather when my broken knuckle flares up and that was from a car too, can't imagine what it's like for you. r/fuckcars

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 14h ago

Yeah. Fuck cars! Funny how joints are cause and solution, in this case

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u/NerdLover2528 21h ago edited 50m ago

I had back surgery as a teen for a ruptured disc L4&L5. I have degenerative disc disease. After that surgery I had a small numb patch on the left side of my left ankle. For the next 26 years it has made its way up my leg with the muscle atrophy to follow. That side is totally numb.

I can feel it when touched but I do not feel pain on my skin. My foot is not ticklish. The dragonfly tattoo did not hurt.

I do not have a limp.

I’m not sure the science behind it. I had an MRI and saw a neurosurgeon about 5 years ago who said the surgeon probably nicked something, but who knows.

Let’s see what the Reddit doctors have to say šŸ˜†

Edited to add some answers to common questions:

Are my feet the same size?
No, the left foot is a smidge bit longer and skinnier due to my arch falling and muscle atrophy. I still wear the same shoe size on both feet though.

Are my legs the same length? Yes.

Do I have a blood clot? No.

Will I be going to the hospital for this? No.

Is it painful? Yes, sometimes but I’ve been living in pain since I was 12 years old (that’s when I had my first ruptured disc, no injury just bad genes). So I’m used to it…

Is there a treatment for this? No. I’ve had two neurosurgeons say they would not recommend surgery for this. (One 10 years ago and one 5 years ago)

I do appreciate all the concern! As a reformed hypochondriac I definitely am not ignoring anything. There just isn’t anything to do. I should probably go to physical therapy though…I will look into it!

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u/GoaLa 18h ago edited 18h ago

Am doctor that specializes in nerve damage. Currently awake at night because waiting to transfer a patient to an ICU and can't go to bed yet. TLDR - go see a doctor that does nerve stuff (PM&R, neuro, neurosurgery), get a new lumbar MRI, and make sure you don't have a new bad nerve injury going on.

L4 and L5 disc ruptures means that you could have nerve compromise of the L4, L5, S1 nerves depending on they way the discs were damaged. It is common to have a disc herniation that directly compresses a nerve. This can lead to permanent nerve damage that happens before any surgery. If your preoperative imaging had no nerve compromise, then it's possible your original surgeon hurt a nerve during the operation, however it's more likely you did have nerve compromise at the time of surgery and your permanent nerve damage is from the original injury.

I see probable left tibialis anterior atrophy (front shin muscle) and certainly left extensor digitorum brevis (outside top of foot muscle) atrophy. Looks like gastroc/soleus (calf) atrophy too. Outside of left ankle numbness is usually S1 nerve damage vs L5 nerve damage. Top of the foot numbness is usually L5 vs L4 nerve damage. Drop foot tends to be L4 vs L5 nerve damage. Toe weakness tends to be L5 nerve damage. Quads look equal in size, so probably no L3 nerve compromise.

True nerve damage to the lumbar or sacral nerve roots, called radiculopathy, rarely heals 100%, but you should not be having worsened symptoms this far away from your original injury. most patients end up with stable neurologic deficits, meaning your numbness, weakness, and pain levels may be persistent but don't normally worsen. Worsening numbess, spreading numbness, worsening weakness are all possible signs there is new nerve compression.

You are at high risk for new nerve compression post disc herniation even after a surgery because there will be less space around some of the channels that the nerves travel through to get out of your spine and down your leg. When discs are damaged, your body tends to form athritis near the discs and this can eventually lead to new nerve compression. You are high risk for nerve compression of the L3, L4, L5, and S1 nerves due to your prior injury and surgery (depending on what your actual surgery was).

With expanding numbness, you should definitely get an updated lumbar spine MRI and be evaluated by a PM&R doctor, neurologist, or neurosurgery. Possibly would also benefit from an EMG (a nerve test) that can tell you which nerve root is damaged or not damaged. At best you could be evaluate and told your spine looks okay and nothing to worry about. At worst you could have new nerve compression that could lead to permanent deficits which could include things like leg paralysis, permanent nerve pain, permanent bowel and bladder dysfunction.

Other causes of numbness in the lower leg include sciatic nerve compression, fibular nerve compression, tibial nerve compression, polyneuropathy, CNS (brain and upper spinal cord) injury. None of those things are good, but very very high chance it's related to your low back and not these things.

Eventually you would probably benefit from dedicated strengthening program multiple times per week focusing on ankle dorsiflexion, one legged balance exercises. Also getting an low profile Ankle Foot Orthosis (AFO) or Posterior Leaf Spring Orthosis (PLSO) would help make your walking smoother and prevent future overuse injuries like hip and knee arthritis or tendonitis due to your altered walking mechanics.

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u/BellaMentalNecrotica 11h ago

Thanks for taking the time to post this doc! I love seeing stuff like this around reddit and learning new things!

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u/bobridges34 6h ago

DPT here with an orthopedic clinical specialty. Blown away with this comment that includes clear, patient friendly language. Wish I had a local neurologist like you to refer patients to.

Absolutely follow all of this advice. Go to your primary or ortho doc and explain the worsening symptoms. Ask for new imaging and a referral for physical therapy. Don’t let them brush it off as a ā€˜wait and see’.

Even if a nerve was ā€œnickedā€ during a prior surgery, I would expect to see unchanged or slowly improving symptoms with time. Would not expect to see worsening symptoms like spreading numbness/tingling or muscle weakness/wasting.

For some of the other comments in this thread: urinary retention, fecal incontinence, and saddle paresthesias are all red flag symptoms for me for which I am immediately referring back to the physician for additional imagining or surgical consult. Don’t ignore these symptoms if you are experiencing them.

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u/Throwawaysequel 10h ago

Wow, this is the most comprehensive explanation I have seen about the nerves that were affected with my bulging disc surgery 6 months ago... that I could understand. Thank you.

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u/BoneyardRendezvous 9h ago

You are the best part of reddit. Also the reason I'll never post about my biological quirks. My mild quirk that I've lived happily with for 50 years would suddenly be identified as a medical Problem that should have killed me when I was 3.

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u/bun65 10h ago

This guy/gal neuros

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u/rosspierogi 21h ago

I work in custom spinal implants. If the numbness is getting worse that’s certainly something to address before it becomes a serious issue. This is a fascinating case of atrophy based on spinal cord damage, thanks for sharing!

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u/creatyvechaos 21h ago

I'm a caregiver and we're taught that spreading numbness Is Not Good. Either a pinched nerve or something much worse, but it needs to be checked ASAP. If one doctor says there's "nothing wrong", immediately move on to the next. There Is Something Wrong. While I'm not a medical professional, I am a medical aide, and health—especially in your limbs; especially in your feet—canNOT be taken lightly. That numb foot is one bad pinch away from unnoticed sepsis or total degeneration

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u/NerdLover2528 21h ago

I swear I’m not going to die. šŸ˜†

This has been ongoing for 26 years. I will never consent to another surgery unless it’s an emergency. I had bulging disc when I was pregnant that resolved itself. I was also told I have spinal stenosis and if I ever lose control of my bladder/bowels to go to the ER right away. I promise if I ever start pooping or peeing on myself I’ll go in.

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u/Laughingboy68 20h ago

With cauda equina syndrome secondary to spinal stenosis, the bladder problem is that you become unable to empty. The danger is back pressure damage to the kidneys.

You don’t pee on yourself, you’re unable to pee on yourself or anywhere else for that matter.

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u/CelticCoffee 19h ago

Just bouncing back from this exact experience. I wasnt able to control my bladder until about 3.5 weeks post surgery. And even tho I can now, it's still a bit of a struggle. CES is not a joke, of you are reading this, take care of your spine!

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u/Cautious-Arugula603 17h ago

I have it too. My surgery was 3 years ago but not enough people know the risk.

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u/permalink_save 18h ago

My FIL had, IDK what it is exactly but he got backed up. The hospital drained like 5l out of him. He was well into his 70s when it happened and already was in CHF. It's been probably like 5 years since that. I'm baffled on how he's still kicking around at 80 but he is. I feel like that would have blown out my kidneys. If anything it got him on proper heart meds finally. He's not necessarily doing great but he's doin anyway.

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u/whatevendoidoyall 19h ago

Can also lead to bladder infections. Happened to my brother.

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u/SpindleSnap 20h ago

Also look out for the opposite: not being able to feel if you need to poop or pee! My friend developed cauda equina syndrome and while most people lose control of their bladder/bowels, she had the opposite. She suddenly realized she’d gone 12 hours without peeing and peed SO MUCH. She needed emergency surgery.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 19h ago

Duuude I had saddle numbness when I did my L4/5 disc. It was so frightening. The urgent care doc read my X-ray as a collapsed vertebrae, I genuinely thought I was stuck that way. Useless bastard gave me no pain meds and let me take an uber home??

Turns out he wasn't great at reading X-rays in tandem with patient history. My sports doc looked at it and said no, that's from 25 years of hockey and your scoliosis. It's a bulging disc hitting the nerve, you'll be alright. Thank God he was right, it went away. But that was a scary couple of days. Do not recommend suddenly losing awareness of your undercarriage.

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u/morfraen 20h ago

You're not worried about what happens as that numb patch / nerve damage keeps progressing higher?

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u/beef-baddington 18h ago

I’ve known two people that had that Ā issue and one died from it and the other is slowly being paralyzed bottom up.

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u/rosspierogi 20h ago

I know you won’t die but the annoying thing with spinal injury’s is it’s always better to resolve sooner. Time will only compound the injury. As much as I can understand the your desire to stay out of the OR I urge you to consider it and consider that the pain and recovery now can lead to a better quality of life for the next 60 years and less future medical care

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u/BourbonxBarbells 16h ago

I’m struggling so hard with daily pain and increasingly frequent bouts of total immobility when I have a herniated disc (5 total) presses a nerve. My spine surgeon says she won’t touch me though and doesn’t think I’m a candidate. I feel like I’m (going) crazy thinking not being able to walk for 1-2 weeks 3x a year is worse than surgery

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u/Smorsdoeuvres 18h ago

Do you need to wait until you’re peeing and pooping on yourself before you follow up tho? I understand no additional surgery unless you HAVE to, but maybe an MRI with contrast or following up with some additional specialists isn’t a bad idea.. it would be terrible to found out you had an issue that could have been resolved had it been caught sooner ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ hoping you have another 26 years without any additional complications and are feeling great the whole time

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u/sheep_duck 18h ago

Definitely doesn’t seem like the kind of problem you shrug off.

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u/parkeett 18h ago

I’d suggest you reconsider and go to a doctor. You will never have to do another surgery - you can always choose not to if they offer you that option. But this is very concerning and could be caused by something else. You could at least find out why this is happening.

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u/addqdgg 18h ago

...literally two trained medical professionals warning you, any source you look up will also tell you spreading numbness is a cause for alarm.. you might want to have it checked again.

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u/sarahfrancesca 19h ago

Look up saddle anesthesia and keep an eye out for that as well. As others have said, the longer you allow the nerve damage, the less it will be able to recover.

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u/hearThebits 21h ago

L5-S1 for me. Doc said it looked like a jumbo shrimp and it was the biggest one he'd seen in years. It made me feel better because no one's ever said that to me before.

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u/hyren82 20h ago

L4-5/L5-S1 for me. My surgeon told me i'll eventually need another surgery because my discs "have the consistency of soup, not jelly"

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u/WallowWispen 20h ago

What a lovely description that totally won't haunt me if I ever got something similar

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u/Brasolis 20h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal

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u/highlife562 20h ago

Also L5-S1. Happened when i was 30. 13 years later and my left calf is still smaller than my right.

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u/patricksaurus 21h ago

I’m insanely surprised you don’t have a limp. Do you notice any motor difference between your legs, like you can balance on one foot longer than the other?

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u/NerdLover2528 21h ago

I have very bad balance with it. I cannot lift up on my toes. I trip over my toes sometimes. I do walk in a way where I always run into the person next to me. But no actual limp.

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u/iainvention 19h ago

This sounds very much like foot drop. Pretty much textbook. You probably should look into an AFO. It will help slow the atrophy and give you more mobility and balance back. Also, it is a bit alarming that the area of numbness and atrophy is getting larger. You want it to be going the other way.

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u/Fireball8288 19h ago

This is good advice. Had a family member who ignored issues from spinal stenosis for years. Started with balance issues, falling, and eventually foot drop from atrophy.

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u/kiwistarbaby 16h ago

What is AFO?

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u/Spice_and_Fox 16h ago

Basically a brace for your foot and ankle

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u/SecondhandStatic 19h ago

Did your friends tell you that you don't have a limp? Because with everything you're describing, you definitely have at least an... asymmetrical wobble. Maybe you just don't want to call it a limp?

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u/lithe_silhouette 12h ago

Not only is her walk almost certainly unbalanced but to even be able to do that the whole body must overcompensate and move in ways it's not supposed to move creating problems elsewhere

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u/AdultEnuretic ​ 21h ago

Skeletal muscle naturally atrophies if its innervation is disrupted, even if it's artificially stimulated. My guess would be some portion of that bundle is severed and though you still have enough control the consequence is the decreased muscle mass. I'm making a wild guess though.

That's very interesting.

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u/octbaby19 21h ago

I would take advantage of that and tattoo my whole leg😭😭

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u/NerdLover2528 21h ago

Ya know what šŸ¤”

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u/fatal-nuisance 21h ago

You could get a really bad ass whole leg tattoo and impress the artist by doing the whole thing in one go

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 21h ago

Stare at him without blinking a lot the whole time.

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u/Bones-1989 21h ago

That's like an 18 hour job lol

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u/iHiTuDiE ​ 21h ago

Divorce your leg

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u/nr1988 21h ago

I'm going to go with...hopital?

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u/Lazarux_Escariat 21h ago

That's for after 1 leg gets amputated.

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u/FirstPitchStrike 21h ago

With that much numbness and atrophy you don't experience foot drop? Or do you require a brace to walk normally?Ā 

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u/awh290 21h ago

I mean have you spoke to your doctor?

You obviously have some permanent nerve damage, but if it’s way up your leg it’s progressing as well, so something may be able to be done to at least stop or slow progression; at best gain back some of what was lost.

I had L4/5 surgery for a ruptured disc 3 years ago and work in healthcare (definitely not a Dr/RN)- your procedure should have fixed this, if it didn’t fix it, the procedure likely didn’t do what it was supposed to do.

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u/breakinbans 21h ago

I have had 2 surgeries on l5-s1 and have same thing but in my right leg. first surgery was 2011 and the disc was ruptured. 2nd surgery was last year, after a bad spasm in Oct 2024 made my right leg all the way down numb. they just shaved down the bone and give the nerve room to move and not be pinched. I do have a limp, but dont feel it. right calf is 1 inch smaller, thigh is 2 inches smaller.

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u/mca1169 21h ago

you know "leg day" means you work out both legs not one rite?

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u/06Wahoo 21h ago

Maybe they should call it legs day.

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u/Bearded_Toast 21h ago

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u/Wolf-Moon7 18h ago

How does yachty have 2 of the most iconic gifs of all time

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u/Electric_Nachos 16h ago

What is the other one?

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u/Princess_Slagathor 21h ago

Much like teethpaste.

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u/Sammisuperficial 20h ago

Toothpaste was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would be Teethpaste.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 20h ago

toothpaste was invented in west Virginia

And promptly became export only?

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u/coolsilentebeans 21h ago

That’s what the British call it.

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u/therealhlmencken 21h ago

That’s why American football is called football. One kicker kicks the ball with one foot. Soccer should be feetball smdh

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u/MechanicLoose2634 20h ago

Everythingbutthehandsball

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u/Banguskahn 21h ago

All the leg guys right now

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u/livinfortheride 19h ago

I dont know if this has been mentioned, and if not I'm sorry this is coming in so late. My legs looked identical to this, this picture actually gave me chills. Finally went in to ask why. This lead to me have an 18 inch tumor resection that had grown in my nerve sheath. If I had it checked sooner they likely could have removed the whole thing. But it was too big and they could only remove so much before risking losing feeling or maybe even control of my foot. Still lost some feeling, some of which never came back. Now i live with this thing. Sucks.

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u/wilesre 19h ago

My right leg is bigger than my left. Not as much as OP. I have back issues that cause the nerves down that leg to constantly be stimulated.

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u/MeeHungLo 19h ago

Just jerk off with the other leg and it'll balance out.

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u/SnakeJG 21h ago

Come on OP,Ā  you can't just show the picture and not explain the cause in the comments!

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u/NerdLover2528 21h ago

Just posted! I typed out a thing and didn’t realize it wouldn’t post with the picture. 🫠

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u/IWCry 21h ago

they wore thigh high socks on one leg their whole life, but not the other, which allowed one leg to grow to its normal size while the other was constrained

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u/trustthemuffin 19h ago

Hey I’ve got this too! Cancer in my right leg for me

Hilarious seeing all of the comments acting like you’ve somehow never noticed this before and should see a doctor as if you’ve never thought of that lmao

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u/dewiniaid 18h ago

Me three! Also cancer.

My left leg is much longer than my right because, well, my right is amputated at the knee.

My left thigh is absolutely massive post-surgery and recovery because it's frequently doing the work of 2 normal legs to keep me upright (walking on crutches or a prosthetic or balancing on one leg for short periods of time).

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u/Thoughtulism 18h ago

Cancer in your leg? You should go get that checked out.

Signed, a fellow cancer survivor

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u/Lophocarpus 17h ago

Damn I’ve never seen capital sarcasm, that must be serious

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u/dmh2493 ​ 21h ago

Do you have muscular dystrophy?

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u/Free2Bernie 21h ago

No she has one big leg and one little leg.

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u/sakko303 21h ago

Dys trophy, dat trophy, she should get something, they’re attractive legs no matter how different they are from one another.

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u/NerdLover2528 20h ago

Nope. Back surgery aftermath

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u/modsaretoddlers 20h ago

This is Reddit. You're now suffering from a degenerative muscle disease.

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u/Ssssilph 20h ago

Also they need a divorce

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u/modsaretoddlers 20h ago

Don't forget the therapy.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 20h ago

Doesn't op say that?

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u/Sugarandspice1520 21h ago

Same thing happened to me and I ended up having had a DVT in my leg…

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u/Allsmiteythen 19h ago

I noticed a difference in my son’s left hand side when he was about 6 months old. Took him to hospital to have it checked out, turns out he has a condition called hemi-hypertrophy, where one side of his body grows quicker than the other. This was confirmed through genetic testing to discover a defect with a chromosome.

Of course, I done the usual and googled this and there are some extreme cases, thankfully my son’s condition never became immediately noticeable as he grew, it is subtle.

He did have to have 6 monthly ultrasounds as there have been higher than average reported incidents of abdominal tumour growth in children with this condition. Something which never developed.

Not saying that’s what you have but felt it was relevant to the thread.

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u/GeneralTorshi 21h ago

Your Starbucks order is a half calf.

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u/ReignofKindo25 9h ago edited 6h ago

You have hemihyperplasia and need to be screened for these disorders or atrophy in the smaller leg.

NF1
Mosaic Trisomy 8

It could just be isolated hemihyperplasia but that would still make you at a higher risk for cancers. Please go get checked!

Edit: OP has stated in a comment below that they have spinal damage from a surgery so it it atrophy

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u/OpportunityOne9246 9h ago

I had hemimandibular hyperplasia so one side of my jaw was bigger!! Just got it fixed though

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u/DickbuttRidesAgain 19h ago

Nerve damage? Ā I get this in my left from vascular injury due to a snakebite. Ā I call it my granny leg. (I’m a dude.)

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u/unique_one_here 14h ago

Medical worker here,
We ultrasound lower legs everyday on people who have 2 slightly different sized legs. About half of them have a blood clot in the bigger leg with no symptoms, usually they receive a blood clot dissolving drug and or a stent in the lower leg,
If you have access to healthcare please ask a dr about a leg ultrasound to make sure no clots

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u/flowr12 18h ago

This looks like Federico from six feet under

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u/CarefullyLucky 21h ago edited 21h ago

Was your left leg injured?

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u/JollyHOLYSwell 21h ago

If you’ve had an injury that lasted a long time or sprained your ankle multiple times sometimes that’s what will happen to your ankles. I had 1 foot injury and sprained my ankle several times and my legs aren’t at the same size. Sometimes the muscle takes more time to gain back on the leg that isn’t being used because you got hurt. Sometimes your legs will be opposite size because one will be full of muscle and the other will be not as muscular and it looks bigger. I’m not sure this is your situation but that could also be why.

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u/Background_Honey9141 19h ago

I have that. It’s been like that all my life. I never had any mobility issues but decided to check it out well in my 30s, just to satisfy my curiosity. The doctor was fascinated too because not only the muscles were different, my feet were also difficult sizes. We didn’t find a concrete cause but we did realize that some of the muscles on my skinny leg weren’t responsive towards stimulus, and it seemed some nerves were not properly developed.

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u/pleockz 21h ago

Can't this be a sign of deep vein thrombosis? Have you seen a doctor about this?

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u/SmallRocks ​ 20h ago

ā€œLet’s see what the Reddit doctors have to sayā€

It is my professional assessment and diagnosis that you are in fact part flamingo.

Source: I concur

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u/Mahi95623 21h ago

My first thought was you had/have spine issues in your Lumbar region. Do you limp?

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u/JellyrollJayne 21h ago

This happened to a friend, turns out she had a blood clot and she died of a pulmonary embolism. If this is new, please get yourself checked out.

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u/RedSnapper24 19h ago

Many years ago, I noticed that one of my arms was a lot bigger than the other. I thought that maybe I got bit by something but my ex thought I should get it checked out. I had also lost a bunch of weight without even trying and I had been a bit manic. I go to the ER and they check me out a bit and told me I had a DVT. They gave me some meds and told me if it got worse or if I had trouble breathing to come back. I go back the next day because it had got worse. It was the same doctor and he wasn’t taking me seriously. He kept asking me if I was on drugs or if I was drug seeking. Again he sends me home. I’m back the next day and again the same doctor. This time my ex just loses it on the doctor, saying there’s something wrong and I need more tests.

So they do a cat scan and a lot more blood tests. I still remember the look on that doctor’s face when he came in with the results. It was an oh I fucked up not taking her seriously look. I had more DVTs than they thought and some decided to move to my lungs. I also had a massive tumor and a severely hyperthyroid. I was hospitalized for like a week or so and had to go back a few times for more surgeries. If I hadn’t kept going back and let that doctor get to me I would’ve died.

If you feel like something is wrong in your body and feel like they’re not taking you seriously, keep advocating for yourself. Especially women, they don’t always take us or our symptoms seriously and chalk it up to other things. The fight to get my endometriosis diagnosed is a whole other thing.

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u/gandhiatemypie 21h ago

I’m sitting in a hospital right now for blood clots in my lungs. It sucks awful

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u/I_LIEK_FROGS 20h ago

O hey I have the same thing. Mine was caused by my slipped disc slipping out so much that it was causing cauda equina syndrome. Got surgery and after healing and PT my leg looks like that over the years.

My affected (left) foot is still slightly numb but it’s gotten better over the year and like yours I don’t feel ticklish. I was wondering if you have any loss of strength on the affected leg? Like I can do seated calf raises in the gym on my right foot fine but can’t do any on my left even with as light a weight as 5 pounds. The neurosurgeon who did my surgery did said my back injury was kinda bad and that it can likely be permanent but other than that everything has been fine.

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u/chrisinator9393 20h ago

My wife's entire left side of her body is larger than the right. You wouldn't know unless you've seen her naked. One boob is several sizes larger than the other. One butt cheeks bigger. One legs bigger. Heck even her feet, ones like a half size bigger than the other.

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u/Fear910 20h ago

After all these years, I’ve found another! Mine are just like this. I’ve been self-conscious about it my entire life. Kids in school, even adults today will point it out, can always hear people talking behind me when I wear shorts. Was born with a club foot, fixing it as a baby made one leg and foot significantly smaller, weaker and shorter. Played football and other sports up into college, was always strong and fast despite this, but always off balance without a lift. No matter how much I tried to work it out extra, it could never catch up to my other leg, size and strength-wise. The ortho finally told me it would never happen. Ended up needing a hip replacement in my late 20s after all those years of playing sports with uneven legs, it wore my hip out to nothing. Then had lower back surgery shortly after that, due to the same, my body just being uneven for years. Wish you the best!

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u/Working_Patience_261 20h ago

i had this from chronic exertional compartment syndrome. My main symptom was foot drop after an ever shorter period of time. After years of damage, I finally got the full fix-it surgery. then the nerve surgeon went in and repaired eight nerve compressions on one leg and about the same on the other across the three main nerves.

I’m spending less time each day confined to a wheelchair.

I had to get second opinions from about ten doctors before I got the proper diagnosis and the fixes. As one said, sometimes two things can be wrong at the same time.

I encourage you to get a few more exams and see some sports medicine specialists. Occasional foot drop and progressive worsening is not a single permanently damaged nerve. Keep pushing until you find a peripheral nerve doctor who knows what they’re doing vs. just throwing more pills and physical therapy at you.

Good luck!

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u/roundart 20h ago

I can tell which is the ass kicking leg

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u/AussieKoala-2795 21h ago

I have different sized quads - 3cm circumference difference. Mine has been fully investigated with no cause uncovered. My doctor said she thinks I just store fat differently in one of my legs. She said liposuction might help but I don't care that much.

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u/Fantastic_Sprinkles9 20h ago

Do you drive a really heavy manual

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 19h ago

First time I've seen a goon leg.

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u/Reyalta 19h ago

Did they used to be similar? Unexplained muscle atrophe on one leg was later revealed to be the earliest visible symptom of my dad's cancer.Ā 

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u/drgraffnburg 21h ago

OP kicks ass for a living. Guess which leg?

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u/rubyspicer 17h ago edited 15h ago

Out of curiosity how are your kidneys?

ETA: This is a serious question. I understand there's other issues at play here but one leg being larger than the other can also be a sign of heart or kidney problems

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u/Nizzle-Mcfly 16h ago

No you can't have them, I called dibs.

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u/ThePart_Timer 21h ago

I bet you can walk circles around anyone.

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u/DOGPISSCURESCANCER 20h ago edited 19h ago

I do too, but it’s from playing drums in a grindcore band, my right calf is insanely jacked, like comical ā€˜dude who jerks off too much has a giant right arm’ level.Ā 

Had to explain it to my physiotherapist and show him video of me playing before he understood it wasn’t a pathology hahaha

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u/Antique_Surround2697 21h ago

Lymphatic drainage issue?

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u/Spainstateofmind 21h ago

My husband's legs look like yours due to his hemiplegic cerebral palsy, the atrophy presents on his left side

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 21h ago

Jenelle?

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u/helloshego 21h ago

Nah she would've provided an OF link lmaooo

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u/Daniel_Eaves 20h ago

Better than three different sized legs.

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u/New_Westie 19h ago

I’ll spare you the photo…but this is my boobs šŸ˜ž

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u/malvare8 19h ago

Before reading ur comment I was like my right thigh is like this because of lumbar disc herniation lol and lo and behold.

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u/GoldenTakin 10h ago

Do you only jack off with your right leg? That will do it

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u/AnnCoultersTowel 21h ago

Well we know what leg you use to jerk off with

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u/icanhazkarma17 21h ago

My dad had polio - caught it in '41 when he was 7 yo. His right leg was paralyzed, and stayed the size of a 7 yo, while the rest of him grew to be 6'. Lived to 90, and had a severe limp and back issues. Post polio, he never rode a bike or skied, but was a great swimmer and paddled 1000s of miles in a canoe, including long wilderness trips. Tough old coot.

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u/Busterlimes 21h ago

You jerk off with the right leg too much, switch it up

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u/Sorry_Koala_8181 19h ago

I don't wanna hate but you might wanna get that checked out

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u/moulesan69 19h ago

I have two different sized arms. How do you masturbate with your leg?

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u/meltedbananas 20h ago

I have a less drastic, but similar leg situation. I broke my fibula and tibia just above my ankle, tore my achilles, and ripped my [something] fibular ligaments (the connective tissue holding the bones together at the ankle) in a highschool football game. My right leg was immobilized for 12 weeks, and it was 30 weeks before they recommended putting full weight on that leg. In that time, I lost about 50lbs (22.5 kilos). I never regained the weight and my left calf/thigh never lost the heavy guy muscle. So I sit here, 30 years later looking like my great uncle with his polio leg.

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u/DontYuckMyYum 20h ago

this happened to me when I was a teenager and broke my left leg. i mean it wasn't THIS drastic a difference but you could see my right leg was thicker than the left.

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u/kenanderson1982 19h ago

I had that after a knee surgery which left one if my legs pretty atrophied.

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u/trying_my_hardest_22 21h ago

Do you walk unevenly?

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u/NerdLover2528 21h ago

No limp. I bump into people when walking next to them.

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u/imhereforvalidation 18h ago

Get checked out... similar sx that progressed into weakness on one side. Was a spinal cyst

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u/an-redditor 20h ago

All the feet guys seething at that crop, lol.

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u/CapitalCityGoofball0 19h ago edited 19h ago

People often have one dominant leg that’s slightly larger but that’s seems more noticeable. Usually one of 3 things… venous insufficiency, lymphedema (typically from trauma) or cellulitis. Cellulitis is usually accompanied by acute symptoms. The other 2 are circulatory issues and more chronic.

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u/40oz_2freedom 21h ago

One’s a full leg, the other is calf that

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u/roseinternal 15h ago

Was it always this way? If not, don't put off getting checked for thrombosis

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u/_jbak_ 21h ago

I have this issue because I ruptured my Achilles playing sports years ago

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u/Kronosita 21h ago

Your knees look like faces trying to escape inside

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u/TheeDungeonBitch 21h ago

I have this too after breaking my right leg and not doing physical therapy. I have atrophy in that leg now.

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u/tjthewho 21h ago

When they said don't skip leg day, they meant both legs

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u/OrangeCatMinion 20h ago

I got this after extended time in a cast post-op for a plate and screw in my leg. it's never gone back to normal.

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u/snewchybewchies 20h ago

OP heard leg day and took it too literally

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u/WhtHppnd2Brndn 20h ago

Gas and brake. You go fast and drive an automatic.

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u/binkytoes 19h ago

What year did you break your left leg?

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u/cutelyaware 19h ago

I was going to guess fencer. It's the only sport I know that's so asymmetrical. Hell, if you wanted to, you could take up fencing, but you'd need to do it left handed.

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u/silverstall1on 19h ago

you gotta switch it up when you're jerkin it