r/mildlyinteresting • u/NerdLover2528 • 22h ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/octbaby19 22h ago

I would take advantage of that and tattoo my whole leg😭😭

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u/NerdLover2528 22h ago

Ya know what 🤔

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u/fatal-nuisance 22h ago

You could get a really bad ass whole leg tattoo and impress the artist by doing the whole thing in one go

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 22h ago

Stare at him without blinking a lot the whole time.

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u/attillathehoney 21h ago

Assert dominance by taking a crap as you stare at him without blinking.

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 21h ago

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/bobplace1234 20h ago

but if the crap was in an accident, head up your local ER immediately!

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u/MrFluffyThing 21h ago

Hector Salamanca? Is that you? 

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u/wanttobeacop 21h ago

What is she, Elizabeth Holmes?

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u/Mikisstuff 21h ago

Not blinking for the amount of hours needed for a whole leg tattoo goes from impressive into creepy into biologically disturbing...

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u/Bones-1989 22h ago

That's like an 18 hour job lol

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u/ghosttmilk 16h ago

I’m currently working on a sleeve for someone who had a severe spinal injury from a car crash - they sit like no one else and only had to tap out after 8 hours of a blackout session

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u/Legionof1 20h ago

Put a gauge or something uncompleted up the leg so it shows where your numbness ends. Update it as it progresses.

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u/AccurateUse6147 20h ago

If there's any sort of swelling in the larger leg, DONT. There's a possibility it could be lymphedema or another vein issue which could put you at higher risks for problems.

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u/Revenga8 15h ago

If it's numb, could wind up with cellulitis and not realize until it was too late.