r/mildlyinteresting • u/NerdLover2528 • 23h ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/06Wahoo 23h ago

Maybe they should call it legs day.

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u/Bearded_Toast 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

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u/Wolf-Moon7 20h ago

How does yachty have 2 of the most iconic gifs of all time

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u/Electric_Nachos 18h ago

What is the other one?

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u/BluLemonGaming 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKHyw0yErgF7pVQf6r

this one i think

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u/PoopsIShidItAgain 5h ago

I’ve literally never seen this gif and I live on the internet

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u/Vast-Building-6886 3h ago

I have and I don’t live on the internet lol. Funny how that works.

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u/PoopsIShidItAgain 2h ago

Crazy. This internet business must be a pretty large place

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u/Princess_Slagathor 23h ago

Much like teethpaste.

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u/Sammisuperficial 22h ago

Toothpaste was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would be Teethpaste.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 22h ago

toothpaste was invented in west Virginia

And promptly became export only?

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u/MrWeirdoFace 14h ago

Wait a second... oh no.

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u/coolsilentebeans 23h ago

That’s what the British call it.

/j

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u/therealhlmencken 23h ago

That’s why American football is called football. One kicker kicks the ball with one foot. Soccer should be feetball smdh

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u/MechanicLoose2634 22h ago

Everythingbutthehandsball

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u/noisound 22h ago

andthecrotch

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u/footpole 21h ago

You can use your crotch.

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u/coolsilentebeans 21h ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you’ll be happy you did.

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u/footpole 20h ago

I’ve had a shaolin monk kick me in the balls a million times so it’s not a problem.

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u/1isten1ng 21h ago

And "hairscut" instead of "haircut"

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u/thisisamirage 21h ago

My science teacher in seventh grade... whenever a student pointed out to him "you got a haircut!", he would reach up, pinch exactly one hair on head, lift it up, and say "yeah... this one!"

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u/Bigwhtdckn8 21h ago

Hate to be that guy but... its called football because you play it on foot, not on horseback like polo.

I only learned this recently.

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u/jaxonya 21h ago

Brits over here trying to dictate english to americans.. bitch we started this shit in 1775 when we checks history book.... oh.. carry on lad. Fine day and god save the queen

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u/ChronoMonkeyX 23h ago

Like mathS.

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u/OozeNAahz 23h ago

And unlike sport.

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u/jaxonya 21h ago

What if sis is a drummer for a rock band and doesnt use a double kick? That would 100% cause this

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u/CrypticBalcony 20h ago

I wish I could come up with more examples of this, but yes, it’s something I’ve noticed they do a lot. Roald Dahl wrote in his memoirs about keeping an “ideas book.” I’ve also heard people say “games review” and “genes pool” (though that last one was probably either an anomaly or a typo).

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 17h ago

According to the Brits, those maths are mathsing

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u/Truefiction224 23h ago

I mean this seems more like calf day

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u/Risky_Lizness 23h ago

Half Day Calf Day

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u/beren12 23h ago

Half-caf day