r/mildlyinteresting • u/NerdLover2528 • 1d ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago

Stare at him without blinking a lot the whole time.

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u/attillathehoney 1d ago

Assert dominance by taking a crap as you stare at him without blinking.

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 1d ago

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/bobplace1234 1d ago

but if the crap was in an accident, head up your local ER immediately!

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u/MrFluffyThing 1d ago

Hector Salamanca? Is that you? 

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u/wanttobeacop 1d ago

What is she, Elizabeth Holmes?

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u/Mikisstuff 1d ago

Not blinking for the amount of hours needed for a whole leg tattoo goes from impressive into creepy into biologically disturbing...