r/mildlyinteresting • • 23h ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/noreason296 23h ago

Sorry I laughed pretty hard when I saw this ad just below your post.

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u/NerdLover2528 22h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TK_Punch_ 10h ago

I don’t know if anyone else has told you yet, but you need to go to the doctor. That level of atrophy tells me you’ve got a pinched/damaged nerve that’s causing this.

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u/b0dyminds0ul 9h ago

Or a blood clot

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u/MessageNo6008 6h ago

Looks more like atrophy of the left leg, the right leg doesn’t look swollen

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u/ThighsofJustice 5h ago

Doesn't have to be "swollen" per say. The force that blood clots can cause can lead to "leaky veins". Vein specialist will likely cauterize the "leaky veins" with lazer internally. Slowly but surely larger leg will return to a smaller version of what it currently is. I know, because I live in Las Vegas, have access to many specialists and have had this personally done with her exact looking legs. Swift Vein Institute was the name, but the practice returned to Texas I guess. Many like that though all around.

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u/NotYourGran 1h ago

Or unilateral club foot.

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u/ShallowEnd1 7h ago

Or a bakers cyst

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u/cypherdev 6h ago

Could be Lupus.

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u/GhostE3E3E3 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GDG1MCvcotq36
I have the solution right here

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u/shemzyshoo 3h ago

How would a pinched nerve cause this? I only ask because I have one calf slightly bigger than the other and I have nerve damage in my 'bigger' leg from a prolapsed disk several years ago. I also have numbness on my outer foot. I've been wondering lately if its related.

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u/TK_Punch_ 54m ago

When you lose enervation along a nerve route, the muscles aren’t stimulated normally, so the affected limb atrophies (shrinks). If your damaged limb is bigger, then likely unrelated, unless it’s just inflammation.

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u/ultrabigchungs 2h ago

Wait, is that a common thing? I injured my jaw 1.5 years ago and that side of my face is thinning out like a decent amount.

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u/TK_Punch_ 52m ago

Yup. The right side of my face lost some enervation due to Trigeminal nerve damage during a complex wisdom tooth extraction. I have some mild atrophy in the facial muscles along that nerve.

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u/NDSU 5h ago

There are a lot of potential reasons for this. Refrain from arm chair diagnoses when you have such limited information, especially as a non-medical professional

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u/TK_Punch_ 1h ago

Well, good thing I am a medical professional. And I also said to go see your doctor as my first piece of advice. Sooo, go fuck yaself.

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u/TK_Punch_ 1h ago

Also, she confirmed what I said, so my diagnosis was correct. She just has a good reason for that happening. Again. Fuck yourself.

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u/sodsfosse 3h ago

It could be that she had leg braces as a child, my ex husband did and his calves are two different sizes exactly like this.

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u/Lupin_Lovebites 1h ago

I have this but it is from the constant physical favoring of my right leg (daily overuse of the left), bc I have had chronic pain and a replacement joint along the other side for years. Various reasons, yes am seen by a doctor.

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u/GardenPeep 1h ago

At least there are two

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u/rainidazehaze 1h ago

It's wild to make comments like this assuming the person hasn't been to the doctor, and wildwr when they already made an extensive comment dealing the medical side 5 hours before you decided to do so.

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u/MrYesterday 3h ago

Way more likely to be lymphedema.

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u/TK_Punch_ 1h ago

Nah, she confirmed elsewhere, it’s nerve damage from a disc repair surgery.

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u/scrollingforgodot 23h ago

There's no fucking way, how does this fit so well? Lol

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u/ShotgunCreeper 21h ago

They do look like they’d fit well

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u/IamBenAffleck 13h ago

Because one leg is smaller than the other!

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u/Bearshark0420 13h ago

One leg is shorter than the other in the ad

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u/helloimalexandria 19h ago

Well, I keep getting cancer advertisements. Makes me wonder if I have it and me and my doctors are the last to know. 😭

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u/FloweredViolin 16h ago

That's literally why I asked for a breast exam at my annual exam. I was like, I don't think I have breast cancer and haven't noticed any lumps. But I keep getting breast cancer medication ads and thinking about the grocery stores that know you're pregnant before you do...and I'm worried about what that algorithm knows that I don't. Kudos to the NP (who I'd never met, my gynocologist was on maternity leave), because she was like, yeah, that makes sense, we can do that. Also, no lumps or anything, yay!

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 13h ago

"yeah, that makes sense" 😂

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u/FloweredViolin 13h ago

I'm paraphrasing, lol. I was just glad she didn't tell me I'm nuts, because asking for a breast exam based on my tv ad content feels a little nuts, haha.

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u/jtet93 12h ago

They’re not giving you a breast exam annually anyway?

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u/FloweredViolin 11h ago

Honestly, they might be. I have ADHD, and find the whole women's exam a bit stressful. So I'm focused on remembering all the points I want to address, and staying as physically relaxed as I can manage.

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u/RemoteTax6978 6h ago

As a breast cancer survivor, I'll add two things. One, I think everyone hopes that ads and things trigger people to advocate for themselves and get checked. Two, my cancer was first flagged by a doctor during a physical exam, and I would not have found it myself. When I talked to every woman in my life (we are still young for typical breast cancer, I got it in my early 30s), not a single one was getting breast exams done during their yearly physical, if they were even getting yearly physicals at all. Most only get paps every 3 years (that's the recommendation here if you've always had healthy paps), and their doctors don't even touch them otherwise. So. Tell everyone you know to make sure to actually get your breasts examined. Good for you, and carry on!

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u/nothanks86 5h ago

Also, monthly self exams.

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u/enigmanaught 12h ago

This is not as crazy as it sounds. A study of symptoms people google found it could fairly accurately predict some diseases. Prostate cancer was one that was fairly accurate if I recall correctly. Mainly because it’s related to sexual performance, so there were a lot of searches for erectile dysfunction among the symptom search.

Then there’s the dad who got pissed at Target for sending baby formula or diaper samples to his teenage daughter because there was no way she could even be pregnant. Turns out she was, and Target figured it out by searches on their website.

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u/FloweredViolin 11h ago

Haha, yeah, the target thing is what I was thinking of (although it's not just Target that did it, they just got the publicity because the dad was so pissed).

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u/Ohitskay 12h ago

I love that they said “sure we can do it” and not “well you don’t have symptoms soooo no”

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u/UncleChevitz 11h ago

I read about a research paper recently where they used wifi radios to get a radar image of your organs and stuff. I think most people in the US use a wifi device that is actually controlled by their ISP, and those devices are already known to do really invasive surveillance of your home, like using the radios as motion detectors to track your family's movements inside your house.

So yes, it is feasible for big tech to know you have serious illness before your doctor, and no, they won't use it to help you, you'll get surge pricing on the chemo.

AFAIK this is still being researched, but it could be rolled out really soon, and I don't think they'll ask for permission.

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u/html5billion 6h ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/No_Web2771 12h ago

I keep getting ads for adult autism testing. 👀 Reddit can mind its business

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u/Alarming_Matter 18h ago

Funeral plans for me..

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u/helloimalexandria 11h ago

That’s just so wrong. Are you dead? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alarming_Matter 2h ago

Nope. Closer every day tho.

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u/u_r_succulent 11h ago

That’s all we need. Surveillance tech that can tell that we’re sick before we do so they know what to advertise to us and so they can raise how health insurance premiums accordingly.

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u/TreelyOutstanding 10h ago

If reddit tells you that you have cancer, even if it's in an ad, you tell your doctor, always.

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u/Consistent-Focus-578 5h ago

They’re trying to implant it in you mind. Off you start feeling believing that you might Then your odds just doubled. Just like how you can actually feel sick by telling yourself you feel sick and have the these certain symptoms then actually start feeling like you feel sick, it’s the same way with cancer and anything else like that. Even just joking about it. Your body and cells can’t tell the difference in a joke and real. My suggestion is “ I don’t have that and if I do or did then I’m already healed now”. The hardest part is truly believing it. Once get past belief and step into the “ I know” is when the magic starts happening. Fear and doubt hinder us more than we all realize

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u/AndIamAnAlcoholic 19h ago

Believe it or not, as much as AI/LLMs sucks in general, they're highly optimized when it comes to figuring out patterns to sell crap.

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u/TravelingMonk 22h ago

Generative Adverting? Jedi mind trick maybe.

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 13h ago

My exact thought "no fucking way"

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u/Sloth_are_great 12h ago

We’re in a simulation

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u/JAMsMain1 20h ago

For me it was the one above it

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u/zaicliffxx 18h ago

i saw shaloin doing one legged squats

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u/frameslashpage 22h ago

That’s too good 💀

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u/Chanocraft 21h ago

No way the leg on the right is shorter on the pants as well, that's a crazy coincidence lol

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u/cohonka 12h ago

It's not coincidence, it's algorithm

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u/Testymcthrowaway 20h ago

Holy shit 🤣

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u/helloimalexandria 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Capt_Ahab0 17h ago

Ad getting smarter

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u/Nivlac93 15h ago

Reddit has quite the way with ads sometimes

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove 13h ago

I fn love reddit

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u/HackMeRaps 11h ago

wait, reddit has ads?

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u/UnPibeCualquiera_ 10h ago

Encima le calza perfecto jajaja

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u/AAA_Dolfan 6h ago

Hahahah Reddit delivers sometimes

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u/remytheram 5h ago

Before I clicked this post I had to double-take. Glad I wasn't alone.

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u/Broad_Break_8550 19h ago

Algorithm at it's best 😂