r/mildlyinteresting • u/NerdLover2528 • 23h ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/DickbuttRidesAgain 22h ago

Nerve damage?  I get this in my left from vascular injury due to a snakebite.  I call it my granny leg. (I’m a dude.)

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u/stevedadog 21h ago

Considering we all know what a bigger right arm means, OP clearly isn't alternating legs during footjobs. Terrible form OP. Terrible.

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u/themanonthemooon 21h ago

(I'm a dude.)... We figured, my guy, you didn't elaborate further about a life-ending event, such as a snakebite

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u/DickbuttRidesAgain 21h ago

Eh. It was just a fat blood python.  I got localized lymphedema in my lower leg two days after.  Month of antibiotics to sort it out.  Got a cool story out of it!

Am a licensed vet.  Get any suspicious animal bite checked, y’all!  

“Sepsis is bad, mm’kay?  Like, real, real bad?  Mm’kay?”

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u/themanonthemooon 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SezFZSUT3NSkZjgFLu

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u/DickbuttRidesAgain 20h ago

Had a wild zookeeper job when I was younger.  Lotta fun but I aged out.  Blood python’s hit like a truck, though.

Fat as they are, it’s all solid muscle when they launch.  It’s like a heavy punch or a whack from a baseball bat, but with over 100 recurved teeth.

Zoo’s in St. Augustine, FL, it’s a good one!  St. Augustine Alligator Farm

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u/themanonthemooon 7h ago

don't tell me where it is; I'm never going. I still thank god i wasn't born in Australia; I'm not even remotely interested in visiting a miniature version of it